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Gerrard and Torres staying at Liverpool - Hodgson

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According to RAWK this is exactly what happened:

Roy: Allo Fewnando, listen wail done in the auld Wowld Cap me auld mucka.
Torres: Donde esta me Rafa? Qui esta dees leel man?
Roy (placing ear trumpet to side of head) : Eh?

[El Snakeito Purslow enters stage right, Roy leaps to feet and bows head]

Roy: Allo Chwischin
Purslow: Get the fuck out bayatch! Don't you have a chin to stroke somewhere?
Roy: Say na mo, say na mo.
Roy hobbles out of room, urine running from his left leg to form a long arcing pool on the tiled floor
Purslow to Torres: You WILL submit to ME!!! Without Rafa you are defenseless and WILL join Chelsea!!! MWWUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41000.msg1137028#msg1137028 date=1279312122]
I quite enjoy ignoring facts, myself, it's fun

Anyway, I don't think this really proves or discounts much, and only reinforces most of what we knew about Woy, Cecil and Masher anyway

I will agree that it's not particularly great, though. In many ways.
[/quote]I know. You're lovely really.
 
[quote author=keniget link=topic=41000.msg1136990#msg1136990 date=1279307891]
"I have tried to reach him to make clear I am happy to talk with him at his convenience."

I still can't quite get over that.
[/quote]

"give us a bell when ya free mate" Could you get over that?
 
'i just wish someone would come out and say they won't be leaving'

So he does

' oh noes it's ambiguous and there was a comma in the wrong place and we're all doomed'

Shut up and grow a pair you fags. Worst case is the objective reality hasn't changed either way
 
[quote author=crump link=topic=41000.msg1137041#msg1137041 date=1279315125]
'i just wish someone would come out and say they won't be leaving'

So he does

' oh noes it's ambiguous and there was a comma in the wrong place and we're all doomed'

Shut up and grow a pair you fags. Worst case is the objective reality hasn't changed either way
[/quote]Everyones a critic.
 
Roy said the right things, in fact he said all he could and indeed should, but at our club at the moment everyone is for sale, everyone that is what shit loads nearly unserviceable debt and disenchanted players will do for a club regardless of what the manager says.

It may well be that no clubs come in with a tempting enough offer but thats not to say that they cant and we are in a shit position to argue the toss, any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
 
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137046#msg1137046 date=1279318331]
any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
[/quote]Thats a bit fucking ridiculous that mate. Real Madrid havnt won a trophy in about 4 years, neither have Juventus, AC Milan, Arsenal. Only Chelsea, United, Inter and Barcelona have been sure things the last three or four years.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137048#msg1137048 date=1279318791]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137046#msg1137046 date=1279318331]
any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
[/quote]Thats a bit fucking ridiculous that mate. Real Madrid havnt won a trophy in about 4 years, neither have Juventus, AC Milan, Arsenal. Only Chelsea, United, Inter and Barcelona have been sure things the last three or four years.
[/quote]

Err..Madrid have won the La Liga in 2007-2008, 2006-2007 and the Spanish Cup in 2008. And they are in a much better position to win it than us. I dont see anything wrong in Molby's statement.
 
[quote author=peekay link=topic=41000.msg1137049#msg1137049 date=1279319291]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137048#msg1137048 date=1279318791]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137046#msg1137046 date=1279318331]
any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
[/quote]Thats a bit fucking ridiculous that mate. Real Madrid havnt won a trophy in about 4 years, neither have Juventus, AC Milan, Arsenal. Only Chelsea, United, Inter and Barcelona have been sure things the last three or four years.
[/quote]

Err..Madrid have won the La Liga in 2007-2008, 2006-2007 and the Spanish Cup in 2008. And they are in a much better position to win it than us. I dont see anything wrong in Molby's statement.
[/quote]What? ANY of our players WILL win more elsewhere. Behave.
MAY win more sure. WILL win more? Bollocks.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137048#msg1137048 date=1279318791]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137046#msg1137046 date=1279318331]
any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
[/quote]Thats a bit fucking ridiculous that mate. Real Madrid havnt won a trophy in about 4 years, neither have Juventus, AC Milan, Arsenal. Only Chelsea, United, Inter and Barcelona have been sure things the last three or four years.
[/quote]


Just be honest.... we have got fuck all chance of winning stuff and wont have for a good while longer till its all sorted, reportedly 2 or 3 of the richest clubs in the world are sniffing round our best players and we are skint also having finished seventh last season.... If Torres moves to Chelsea he is highly likely to win more than if he stays. Fact.
 
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137051#msg1137051 date=1279319635]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137048#msg1137048 date=1279318791]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137046#msg1137046 date=1279318331]
any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
[/quote]Thats a bit fucking ridiculous that mate. Real Madrid havnt won a trophy in about 4 years, neither have Juventus, AC Milan, Arsenal. Only Chelsea, United, Inter and Barcelona have been sure things the last three or four years.
[/quote]


Just be honest.... we have got fuck all chance of winning stuff and wont have for a good while longer till its all sorted, reportedly 2 or 3 of the richest clubs in the world are sniffing round our best players and we are skint also having finished seventh last season.... If Torres moves to Chelsea he is highly likely to win more than if he stays. Fact.
[/quote]Im not being dishonest. Im just not making wild and ridiculous ott statements. Yes if he goes to Chelsea he has a much better chance of winning something. My point was that you said ANYWHERE. If he went to Valencia hes no more likely to win anything. Or Villa, or Lazio or Monaco.
I cant believe im even having to type these words. I agree with your point re-money and opportunity, i just think your generalisation is wide of the mark. I'll leave it at that.
 
Blimey oncey dont be pedantic ... If our best players go it will be for big money to a club which is financially able and therefore correspondingly more competitive and hence more likely to win, i didnt bother to spell that out because it was a fair assumption, seemingly overly general in tone for you but nonetheless a fact which i would assume Torres is aware of.

It is sad but it is also true, there are currently 5 teams in England alone
with much better chances than we have some of which have got huge wodges of cash and by all accounts want buy good players. Yes it is ridiculous but not in the way you meant.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137052#msg1137052 date=1279320390]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137051#msg1137051 date=1279319635]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137048#msg1137048 date=1279318791]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137046#msg1137046 date=1279318331]
any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
[/quote]Thats a bit fucking ridiculous that mate. Real Madrid havnt won a trophy in about 4 years, neither have Juventus, AC Milan, Arsenal. Only Chelsea, United, Inter and Barcelona have been sure things the last three or four years.
[/quote]


Just be honest.... we have got fuck all chance of winning stuff and wont have for a good while longer till its all sorted, reportedly 2 or 3 of the richest clubs in the world are sniffing round our best players and we are skint also having finished seventh last season.... If Torres moves to Chelsea he is highly likely to win more than if he stays. Fact.
[/quote]Im not being dishonest. Im just not making wild and ridiculous ott statements. Yes if he goes to Chelsea he has a much better chance of winning something. My point was that you said ANYWHERE. If he went to Valencia hes no more likely to win anything. Or Villa, or Lazio or Monaco.
I cant believe im even having to type these words. I agree with your point re-money and opportunity, i just think your generalisation is wide of the mark. I'll leave it at that.
[/quote]

He said 'elsewhere', not anywhere.

Are you pissed, Andy? You're all over the place in this thread.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=41000.msg1137029#msg1137029 date=1279312216]
According to RAWK this is exactly what happened:

Roy: Allo Fewnando, listen wail done in the auld Wowld Cap me auld mucka.
Torres: Donde esta me Rafa? Qui esta dees leel man?
Roy (placing ear trumpet to side of head) : Eh?

[El Snakeito Purslow enters stage right, Roy leaps to feet and bows head]

Roy: Allo Chwischin
Purslow: Get the fuck out bayatch! Don't you have a chin to stroke somewhere?
Roy: Say na mo, say na mo.
Roy hobbles out of room, urine running from his left leg to form a long arcing pool on the tiled floor
Purslow to Torres: You WILL submit to ME!!! Without Rafa you are defenseless and WILL join Chelsea!!! MWWUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[/quote]

GOLD STAR FOR GENE!
 
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=41000.msg1137054#msg1137054 date=1279322290]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137052#msg1137052 date=1279320390]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137051#msg1137051 date=1279319635]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41000.msg1137048#msg1137048 date=1279318791]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41000.msg1137046#msg1137046 date=1279318331]
any of our good players will win more elsewhere and they fucking know it.
[/quote]Thats a bit fucking ridiculous that mate. Real Madrid havnt won a trophy in about 4 years, neither have Juventus, AC Milan, Arsenal. Only Chelsea, United, Inter and Barcelona have been sure things the last three or four years.
[/quote]


Just be honest.... we have got fuck all chance of winning stuff and wont have for a good while longer till its all sorted, reportedly 2 or 3 of the richest clubs in the world are sniffing round our best players and we are skint also having finished seventh last season.... If Torres moves to Chelsea he is highly likely to win more than if he stays. Fact.
[/quote]Im not being dishonest. Im just not making wild and ridiculous ott statements. Yes if he goes to Chelsea he has a much better chance of winning something. My point was that you said ANYWHERE. If he went to Valencia hes no more likely to win anything. Or Villa, or Lazio or Monaco.
I cant believe im even having to type these words. I agree with your point re-money and opportunity, i just think your generalisation is wide of the mark. I'll leave it at that.
[/quote]

He said 'elsewhere', not anywhere.

Are you pissed, Andy? You're all over the place in this thread.

[/quote]it's the same difference. They might, they might not. It's another fucking woe is us were so shit' doom and gloom post. I'm bored of them. I didn't intend for it to turn into such a snoozefest. The fact is it's wildly speculative. S'all I was saying. I don't see how that equates to all over the place. Maybe it's just you being ignorant.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=41000.msg1137066#msg1137066 date=1279324210]
I bet without balls.
[/quote]

A smarter man than I gene
 
It has to be said the Fernando situation doesn't sound massively encouraging, being as he hasn't come out at any point and categorically said he's staying, even to the gaffer.

But then he puts on a Liverpool scarf and parades round with the world cup.

He's such a pricktease
 
Oh, I forgot to mention that a Spanish friend of mine told me he read on a few Spanish blogs after the WC that Abramovich was there in Soccer City and tried to see Torres to congratulate him (or something along those lines) but Torres refused to go out and see him.

Don't know if others have heard this or if it's BS.
 
A Spanish friend of mine told me a story about a live Candid Camera type show, a girl with a jar of peanut butter in an empty house with a hungry dog and Ricky martin in the closet.

I'm fairly sure it was legit
 
[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=41000.msg1137078#msg1137078 date=1279325486]
Torres and Gerrard stays shocka!
[/quote]

I'd wait before proclaiming that...
 
[quote author=tombrown link=topic=41000.msg1137146#msg1137146 date=1279357761]
we'll win the league with or without gerrard & torres
[/quote]

Haha. Good one.
 
[quote author=Delinquent link=topic=41000.msg1137148#msg1137148 date=1279357926]
[quote author=tombrown link=topic=41000.msg1137146#msg1137146 date=1279357761]
we'll win the league with or without gerrard & torres
[/quote]

Haha. Good one.
[/quote]

I hope we don't get back the Gerrard and Torres that performed in the WC or we may have a better chance without them!
 
I think there's a good case for arguing that players leaving will win fuck all, as in my lifetime only mcmanaman has actually managed to do any better than if he'd have stayed. There have been thousands of others who've left and done rock all.
 
Fuck a duck.

Fuck a duck that's already fucking another duck....

Inside a goose.

A russian goose inside a series of other russian gooses, identical but each slightly sequentially bigger than the last.

How in the world of Jimminy fuck pokery is it now ignorant to say that a player, lets say i dunno, lets say Torres signing for a team like say, hmmm, Chelsea will most likely win more stuff than if he stayed at our own beloved financially sinking ship club.

It is true he might do better if he stayed but on the balance of probabilities.... as i say .... fuck a duck.

I will say that i hope he stays as he is 1/4 of all our excellent playing staff.... unlike at other clubs i could mention.... who might buy him perhaps.... alledgedly.... maybe..
 
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