Firmino

[Mystic]

This was a an absolutely excellent performance. A couple of goals, but on top of that he stitched together almost all of our attacking play. I'm starting think the real Firmino is now operational.

Just watch that video and appreciate his first touch, it's absolutely sublime everytime.

 

[Mystic]

Some Micheal Owen level comments from Garth Crooks regarding Firmino.

"It's official - Roberto Firmino has come good. The Brazilian is starting to look like a £29m player at last, which is just as well, considering that's what he cost. "

 

[Portly]

Garth Crooks is a prize twat.

 

[TheRedCrusade]

He is the best possible Suarez replacement we could have had. Have I announced that before already, I think I have.

 

[Red Mullet]

Some Micheal Owen level comments from Garth Crooks regarding Firmino.

"It's official - Roberto Firmino has come good. The Brazilian is starting to look like a £29m player at last, which is just as well, considering that's what he cost. "

To be fair to Michael Owen, Garth Crooks has been Michael Owening before Michael Owen.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hold the phone, I found it myself.



My days what a fucking touch that is. All up in her all night long Bobby with that shit.

Did he mean that touch for Hendo or was he trying to control it and did quiet kill the ball? Didn't look like he could see Hendo behind him

 

[Glen C]

Did he mean that touch for Hendo or was he trying to control it and did quiet kill the ball? Didn't look like he could see Hendo behind him

Nah mate he definitely meant that.

 

[ILD]

Loved his little nutmeg towards the end of the video as well. Firmino is a classy player.

 

[Ryan]

Did he mean that touch for Hendo or was he trying to control it and did quiet kill the ball? Didn't look like he could see Hendo behind him

Behave Dreamy.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

The necklace at the start of the second half though... was he wearing it all the while in the first half as well and it just wasn't spotted? Or did he decide in the dressing room that we were so shit he might as well just put on some bling to brighten things up?

 

[Gary25]

He's a weird looking cunt isn't he? Oh well...we'll take that as long as he keeps banging the goals in.

 

[Squiggles]

Level on goals with De Bruyne and Martial. More goals than Depay, Ozil Hazard. More assists than Fabregas, Sterling and Rooney.