Fight Club... starring Harry Maguire

[gkmacca]

It's looking even worse: they've 'found' the Bogotá bracelet in his back pocket.

 

[737Max]

Harry slabhead Maguire pleads not guilty. @dantes must have been advising him

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Jack D Rips]

Apparently he tried to bribe an official. That’s a big no no

Wonder where he could learned that.

 

[gkmacca]

Wonder where he could learned that.

Please, Don Revie, let me go...

 

[Athens]

If the Greeks are smart about how they play this situation, they can threaten a couple of years in jail, this will bring the club to the table, and then they can extort a panic settlement which will keep the country afloat for another year.

United don't have that kind of money.

 

[The Nomad]

PR machine has kicked in.. saying rival fans were referencing Munich, called him a 'fridge', a shit footballer and plays for a shit team, then stabbed his sister in the arm with a 'sharp object'.

 

[Jack D Rips]

So that's why he hit a cop?

 

[The Nomad]

So that's why he hit a cop?

As I said.. the PR machine...

 

[737Max]

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[737Max]

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[King Binny]

😛

 

[Beamrider]

Found guilty on all three counts...

 

[Halmeister]

He's been found guilty hahaha.

Bad news is it might force United to find a competent centre back.

 

[MomoWASright]

This statement made me laugh.

[article]Under Greece’s penal code, Maguire could face a three-year sentence but is likely to be spared as a result of a scheme that allows defendants to convert their sentences into “paid” penalties.[/article]
You can’t bribe bizzies just bribe the penal system.

 

[Halmeister]

This statement made me laugh.

[article]Under Greece’s penal code, Maguire could face a three-year sentence but is likely to be spared as a result of a scheme that allows defendants to convert their sentences into “paid” penalties.[/article]
You can’t bribe bizzies just bribe the penal system.

Just said exactly the same to my mate. So he gets off with bribery... by paying his way out of it...

 

[MomoWASright]

The plod should’ve taken his money. They’ll put it to better use than the Greek government.

 

[refugee]

This made me laugh



Also, if his sister was drugged with spiked object as claimed (I've seen someone saying they used a metal straw), then surely it should just be a matter of looking at her arm to see if there was a puncture mark.

 

[737Max]

I love Twitter

 

[Beamrider]

21 month suspended sentence. Guess he won’t be going to Greece on holiday for a couple of years...

 

[737Max]

21 month suspended sentence. Guess he won’t be going to Greece on holiday for a couple of years...

I'd love it if they get Olympiakos in the champions league

 

[bluebell]

 

[refugee]

Could you sum that up in 4 sentences or less? I don't really want to watch a United fan talk bollocks for half an hour.

 

[Modo]

Poor Joe (former LFC player)

 

[Bradley]

I'd love it if they get Olympiakos in the champions league

Or in 2 years time after a terrible season, United have only one way of securing European football for the season. An injury hit united squad need to win the final of the reintroduced InterToto Cup. Harry is their only fit central defender only to find out that the final is in Greece.

 

[gkmacca]

This statement made me laugh.

[article]Under Greece’s penal code, Maguire could face a three-year sentence but is likely to be spared as a result of a scheme that allows defendants to convert their sentences into “paid” penalties.[/article]
You can’t bribe bizzies just bribe the penal system.

He's been told to undergo the Shawshank Procedure - an 'uplifting' alternative punishment that involves his partner being killed, him being sodomised for a while and then sent packing via a large sewage pipe. Then everyone hugs each other and says how uplifting it's all been.

 

[bluebell]

Could you sum that up in 4 sentences or less? I don't really want to watch a United fan talk bollocks for half an hour.

The title (of the video) is a dead giveaway

 

[tombrown]

Is this right? Seems you can get found guilty of murder in Greece, but if you lodge an appeal that verdict is quashed ... bizarre



If it is true, then I hope & trust the flip side is also true, and the appeal court can increase the sentence to public castration and ritual rogering.

 

[Rosco]

Is this right? Seems you can get found guilty of murder in Greece, but if you lodge an appeal that verdict is quashed ... bizarre



If it is true, then I hope & trust the flip side is also true, and the appeal court can increase the sentence to public castration and ritual rogering.

Legal systems vary, but if the new hearing is essentially a de novo one rather than a more focused appeal it would follow that the punishment will have to be considered afresh as well.

Higher courts usually bring the potential for higher sentences