Fat Sam has downing it again - Super Stu signs for West Ham

[LeTallecWiz]

Ouch, Count. What a great new thread title though!

Cheers!

 

[Oncy]

I dont get it.

 

[Oncy]

Surely 'Fat Sams grand slam' with a picture of Cole, Downing and Carroll.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Surely 'Fat Sams grand slam' with a picture of Cole, Downing and Carroll.

I can't do that though as I can only use MLB talk for the MLB thread ...

 

[Oncy]

I can't do that though as I can only use MLB talk for the MLB thread ...

Its from Bugsy Malone you fucking Jew savage!!!!!!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Its from Bugsy Malone you fucking Jew savage!!!!!!

Wouldn't have a clue

 

[Oncy]

Wouldn't have a clue

*throws everything in hands in the air rolls eyes and walks off*

 

[LeTallecWiz]

*throws everything in hands in the air rolls eyes and walks off*

**picks up the pennies & walks off satisfied**

 

[Oncy]

**picks up the pennies & walks off satisfied**

HA! THAT WAS DRIED CRUSTATED JIZZ FLAKES PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE PENNIES LOOOOOSER!!!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

HA! THAT WAS DRIED CRUSTATED JIZZ FLAKES PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE PENNIES LOOOOOSER!!!

**takes a bite**

Damn, they are jizz flakes!

 

[Oncy]

*vomits*

Well played sir. well played.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Quiffing within ONE page Dirkus. Poor form.

 

[Leo]

Jim White, the Roy Walker of football reporting is drilling home the point that Liverpool have taken a 14 million hit on Downing.
Yes how dare we pay his fucking wages while he was here you fucking camp drillbit.

 

[mark1975]

Glenjo?

I'm sorry, but he's not. That's just hypothetical shit.

Glenjo was excellent for the first 3/4 of last season.

Besides, Kelly has shown nothing beyond a shit haircut.

Great, so our International brilliant attacking right back had a great 3/4 of a season for us last season, added to the fractions of seasons where he played well in other years. Other seasons littered with same stupid, infuriatingly naive mistakes, looking half asleep and running at defenders which 99% of the time amounts to the opposition getting the ball back running at what is essentially a back three.

I can't wait to watch more of the same tired old overrated bollocks next season.

 

[red_maradona]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

 

[Buddha]

This is taken from the new fly on the wall documentary about West Ham.

It's called "Being Liverpool".

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Downing. Too good for Barcelona, he joined West Ham.

 

[Skullflower]

intimidating business by west sam.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

intimidating business by west sam.

You do realize he'll score 8-10 goals and assist Carroll on 10 of his 20 goals.

 

[ILD]

I see Downing got the number 23 shirt at West Ham. I wonder did he request it 😉.
In the past, we've seen sportstars such as Michael Jordan, David Beckham, Robbie Fowler (in his pomp), Carragher and Lebron James wear it. Fitting Super Stu joins an elite company.

 

[Oncy]

He's going in my FF team.

 

[Gary25]

He's going in my FF team.

Good shout. He'll probably rip it up at the hammers.

 

[Skullflower]

i can't believe he's gone. it's fucking ace.

 

[Oncy]

i can't believe he's gone. it's fucking ace.

Look at your avatar man.
Roy, Konchesky, Jovanovic, Cole, Downing, Carroll....a memory.

 

[ILD]

I was thinking that Oncy. I had him in when he first signed for us. I thought he'd get a few sneaky assists. He didn't.

 

[Gary25]

Bit shocked myself. Thought we were stuck with him until Jan at the earliest.

 

[LarryHagman]

The fat nob thinks he's got 55 million pounds worth of talent on the cheap. At 23 mil for that pair, and 60/70k a week each, he's still overpaid.

 

[Farkmaster]

The fat nob thinks he's got 55 million pounds worth of talent on the cheap. At 23 mil for that pair, and 60/70k a week each, he's still overpaid.

Even if that's remotely true, we're hardly in a position to point it out.

 

[LarryHagman]

True. Thanks for that crushing reality check.