Day 1: Poles V Greeks, Ruskies V Czechs

[Oncy]

Aaah youve caught up.

 

[dave2]

I thought Samaras worked his bollocks off tonight.

Lots of effort but ultimately shite..

 

[Fabio]

He did sheik. Shame he's fucking twat at football.

 

[Oncy]

Hes well good at looking like an aidsy tramp Morientes though

 

[Hansern]

Why isnt Jan Koller playing? Get him on

 

[Shadey]

I thought Samaras worked his bollocks off tonight.

ex citeh??

 

[Bradley]

I want some techie person to set up my profile to automatically reply to every Binny post with:

'Fact'

You don't even get that amount info, like the height of the Polish sub goalkeeper, from the pro's on tv and radio.

 

[Oncy]

Theres a Czech player called 'your-a-czech'

Accurate as fuck.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Theres a Czech player called 'your-a-czech'

Accurate as fuck.

Unlike the BBC co-commentator Mark Bright, who is dull as fuck. I love irony.

 

[Oncy]

Unlike the BBC co-commentator Mark Bright, who is dull as fuck. I love irony.

And Roy Keane, who looks like he cant be fucking arsed.

 

[Bradley]

Also, I reckon Binny has raised the bar too high with his Euro efforts, if he keeps it up throughout the tournament he will end up a broken man. But we'll all be better informed so that's grand.

 

[Sunny]

The absolute best.

Chile. Have you seen how they get ino it when singing it ? Or was it Paraguay ? I dunno. Fuck it, Russia then.

 

[Oncy]

Im putting all my efforts into the match threads that i can do.
Some I wont be around for.
Any one of these could be my game of the tournament.

 

[doctor_mac]

Also, I reckon Binny has raised the bar too high with his Euro efforts, if he keeps it up throughout the tournament he will end up a broken man. But we'll all be better informed so that's grand.

Broken? Binny powers up off facts like he's an evil computer system plugged into the main grid. He'll be stronger than he's ever been before. Possibly unstoppable.

In fact, he may well be connected to Kevin Keegan's third nipple now I think on it.

*ponders*

 

[Sunny]

Gareth Southgate reminds me of those Dwarves out of Harry Potter, the Gringott motherfucker. And I think hes had a few too many Staropramen too the slurring whopper.

 

[Oncy]

GREAT goal.
Czech mate!

 

[Oncy]

2-1

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

That was a rice finish from Pilaar. I'm here all week.

 

[Oncy]

Dibs!

 

[Oncy]

Hes been a pilaar of strength so far.

 

[Sunny]

Hes been a pilaar of strength so far.

Stop that !

 

[Shadey]

And Roy Keane, who looks like he cant be fucking arsed.

Biscan's irish cousin..

 

[Oncy]

Stop that !

oooooh czech you out!

 

[Red Astaire]

Dibs!

Hi Oncy - Sorry to go off topic but I wanted to ask you a question but couldn't be arsed with a PM. What the fuck is Dumbledore's Army?? Is it a bunch of lads waving their 'wands' about hoping for magic? Or something LFC related?

 

[Shadey]

google it

 

[Oncy]

Dibs!!

Eastern European chicks always look dead shy and and coy and shit until you give em a cock or two, then theyre suddenly rippin off the stonewashed denim and spitting on their own arseholes.

 

[Oncy]

Hi Oncy - Sorry to go off topic but I wanted to ask you a question but couldn't be arsed with a PM. What the fuck is Dumbledore's Army?? Is it a bunch of lads waving their 'wands' about hoping for magic? Or something LFC related?

I cant contravene the first rule of DA.

 

[Sunny]

oooooh czech you out!

Don't be trying to be all Praguematic now.

 

[themn]

Hi Oncy - Sorry to go off topic but I wanted to ask you a question but couldn't be arsed with a PM. What the fuck is Dumbledore's Army?? Is it a bunch of lads waving their 'wands' about hoping for magic? Or something LFC related?

It's people on here that believe we'll win the league next season.

 

[Sunny]

I used to like them wooden Russian dolls until I found out they were all full of themselves