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Poll Cristiano Ronaldo. Missunderstood?

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[quote author=RolandG link=topic=40889.msg1132906#msg1132906 date=1278588680]
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=40889.msg1132687#msg1132687 date=1278542452]
It's obvious to see he's reached new levels of cuntiness that actually induce tourettes merely by the mention of his name.

If Maslow's hierarchy was of cunts instead of needs, he would be the pinnacle, the very zenith of cuntism, the point at which you reach self-cuntilisation at which all your cunt potential coalesces into pure cuntery and actually becomes greater than the sum of its parts - representing not just the tangible product of cuntiness, but being the pure embodiment of what cunt *is*
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Single, that's CLASSIC!

Couldn't have said it better myself!
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Thats my new sig.
 
Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has named his new baby son after himself, according to his family.

The Real Madrid star, 25, is reportedly already dressing his son in his own designer clothing range, CR7, but his family are currently looking after him while he holidays in New York with his girlfriend.

His sister Katia said: "The baby is doing very well. We are looking after him while Cristiano is away.

"He's called Cristiano, just like his dad. Cristiano chose the name but we like it. He looks like his father and like me. He has the same eyes."

However, his sister would not comment on claims the Portuguese striker hired a surrogate in the US to have the baby.
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[quote author=singlerider link=topic=40889.msg1132687#msg1132687 date=1278542452]
It's obvious to see he's reached new levels of cuntiness that actually induce tourettes merely by the mention of his name.

If Maslow's hierarchy was of cunts instead of needs, he would be the pinnacle, the very zenith of cuntism, the point at which you reach self-cuntilisation at which all your cunt potential coalesces into pure cuntery and actually becomes greater than the sum of its parts - representing not just the tangible product of cuntiness, but being the pure embodiment of what cunt *is*
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Doffs hat and takes a bow
 
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=40889.msg1133066#msg1133066 date=1278611046]
Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has named his new baby son after himself, according to his family.

The Real Madrid star, 25, is reportedly already dressing his son in his own designer clothing range, CR7, but his family are currently looking after him while he holidays in New York with his girlfriend.

His sister Katia said: "The baby is doing very well. We are looking after him while Cristiano is away.

"He's called Cristiano, just like his dad. Cristiano chose the name but we like it. He looks like his father and like me. He has the same eyes."

However, his sister would not comment on claims the Portuguese striker hired a surrogate in the US to have the baby.
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[/quote]is this genuine? This whole thing makes me feel a bit queasy.
 
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=40889.msg1133066#msg1133066 date=1278611046]
However, his sister would not comment on claims the Portuguese striker hired a surrogate in the US to have the baby.
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The name thing is hilarious, and it looks like what I mentioned is catching on...


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I think Anita might be the one who is misunderstood.

Ronaldo is a prick, I'm not sure about the Maslow Hierachy of cunts or the drill in the knees stuff there are far more deserving 'people' and a few footballers who are above him in the list.
 
It's tricky to make a judgement on somebody you only ever see on a football field, you never know in real life he could be sound kind to animals etc but from my point of view there really is no excuse to be such a complete whopping tool on a pitch, he is shamefully cuntish while playing, disgusting even the way his ego rides over everything else, I remember that Maradona is a complete dickhead of a man also but at least with maradona you could tell he enjoyed the game and being part of a team.

He dives and cries as much as Robben and plays for himself and himself alone, great great player and at the same time an absolute disgrace to the game. He wont be missed when hes done.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40889.msg1133076#msg1133076 date=1278612083]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=40889.msg1133066#msg1133066 date=1278611046]
Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has named his new baby son after himself, according to his family.

The Real Madrid star, 25, is reportedly already dressing his son in his own designer clothing range, CR7, but his family are currently looking after him while he holidays in New York with his girlfriend.

His sister Katia said: "The baby is doing very well. We are looking after him while Cristiano is away.

"He's called Cristiano, just like his dad. Cristiano chose the name but we like it. He looks like his father and like me. He has the same eyes."

However, his sister would not comment on claims the Portuguese striker hired a surrogate in the US to have the baby.
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[/quote]is this genuine? This whole thing makes me feel a bit queasy.
[/quote]

As I told Marquis, a pet child, who given his gargantuan ego, Ronaldo will sculpt into an image of himself. Creepy as.
 
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133306#msg1133306 date=1278666087]
That's about right. Fucking hate him.
[/quote]I knew we'd see eye to eye eventually.
 
There was a pic of him in tiny little gay as fuck shorts and a flower in his hair last summer. Summed him up really. Twat.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40889.msg1133312#msg1133312 date=1278666687]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133306#msg1133306 date=1278666087]
That's about right. Fucking hate him.
[/quote]I knew we'd see eye to eye eventually.
It took a year, can I have my almost normal safe to talk to badge then.
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I've never understood the naming the kid after yourself thing. It seems very, very wrong to me.

What's even more wrong is when they get called 'junior'.

In Liverpool it's very common. You often get 'big John' & 'little John' being father & son & referred to as such. Which annoys the fuck out of me.
 
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133345#msg1133345 date=1278668442]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40889.msg1133312#msg1133312 date=1278666687]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133306#msg1133306 date=1278666087]
That's about right. Fucking hate him.
[/quote]I knew we'd see eye to eye eventually.
It took a year, can I have my almost normal safe to talk to badge then.
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How do you get out of these little gray boxes when you reply.
 
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133354#msg1133354 date=1278669053]
How do you get out of these little gray boxes when you reply.
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You can't, we've imprisoned you in them.
 
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133354#msg1133354 date=1278669053]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133345#msg1133345 date=1278668442]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40889.msg1133312#msg1133312 date=1278666687]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133306#msg1133306 date=1278666087]
That's about right. Fucking hate him.
[/quote]I knew we'd see eye to eye eventually.
It took a year, can I have my almost normal safe to talk to badge then.
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How do you get out of these little gray boxes when you reply.
[/quote]

You can't, you are trapped for life!
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=40889.msg1133348#msg1133348 date=1278668631]
I've never understood the naming the kid after yourself thing. It seems very, very wrong to me.

What's even more wrong is when they get called 'junior'.

In Liverpool it's very common. You often get 'big John' & 'little John' being father & son & referred to as such. Which annoys the fuck out of me.
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Yeah, it's shit. 'Oh, but his Dad was called 'Dave' and so was his Grandad and Great-Granadad'

So?

It's not as bad as movie inspired names, though. Or anything my dad names: He named me 'Charlemagne' (my Mother prompty changed it to Charlie) and then his other two sons, my half brothers, 'John Riise Salter' (nothing to do with the player, I must point out - apparently it means 'happy' in Norwiegian, or something) and the kid is called 'Glenn'.

Eek.
 
[quote author=Asim link=topic=40889.msg1133365#msg1133365 date=1278670286]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133354#msg1133354 date=1278669053]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133345#msg1133345 date=1278668442]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40889.msg1133312#msg1133312 date=1278666687]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133306#msg1133306 date=1278666087]
That's about right. Fucking hate him.
[/quote]I knew we'd see eye to eye eventually.
It took a year, can I have my almost normal safe to talk to badge then.
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How do you get out of these little gray boxes when you reply.
[/quote]

You can't, you are trapped for life!
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Bastards they got you too eh? Don't worry there petty sections cant hold me, Ill get you out of here kid!
er just so you dont think Im a control freak or anything ill let you go first for now ok.
 
He's a complete and utter prick. I know people who have worked with him off the pitch and they have said that he's been the most difficult person they've ever worked with, for example, turning up extremely late and then still wanting to leave early and demanding certain things 'diva style', and looking down on people, being rude and generally just not a pleasant person to work with.
 
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133402#msg1133402 date=1278674104]
[quote author=Asim link=topic=40889.msg1133365#msg1133365 date=1278670286]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133354#msg1133354 date=1278669053]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133345#msg1133345 date=1278668442]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40889.msg1133312#msg1133312 date=1278666687]
[quote author=jason link=topic=40889.msg1133306#msg1133306 date=1278666087]
That's about right. Fucking hate him.
[/quote]I knew we'd see eye to eye eventually.
It took a year, can I have my almost normal safe to talk to badge then.
Click to expand...

How do you get out of these little gray boxes when you reply.
[/quote]

You can't, you are trapped for life!
[/quote]

Bastards they got you too eh? Don't worry there petty sections cant hold me, Ill get you out of here kid!
er just so you dont think Im a control freak or anything ill let you go first for now ok.
[/quote]ha, see that's alright that is.
 
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