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Poll Cristiano Ronaldo. Missunderstood?

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I'll admit I'm a bit flabbergasted by some comments by one of our more sensible posters, and I'm interested to know if secretly there isn't a seachange in his favour in particular since he fucked off the mancs. So what say you scm?
 
[quote author=Delinquent link=topic=40889.msg1132253#msg1132253 date=1278503956]
No change here. He's definitely still a cunt.
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I looked for the "massive cunt" option, but had to go with "prick".

Still, at least it was genitalia of one gender or another, although I'd have preferred a "massive" prefix either way.
 
I can think of so many ways to cause him pain it's untrue.

The 4 foot drill bit drilled incredibly slowly (whilst he's drip fed adrenaline to stop him passing out) through the kneecap, thigh bone, puncturing the lung & then finally entering the heart would be the winner though.

I voted 'prick', in case you were wondering.
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=40889.msg1132255#msg1132255 date=1278504117]
I can think of so many ways to cause him pain it's untrue.

The 4 foot drill bit drilled incredibly slowly (whilst he's drip fed adrenaline to stop him passing out) through the kneecap, thigh bone, puncturing the lung & then finally entering the heart would be the winner though.

I voted 'prick', in case you were wondering.
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See, I just can't relate to this level of hate.
 
Obviously playing for United hasn't helped, but I would imagine that if you did this poll on ANY football supporters website in the UK, you'd get similar responses.

I don't suppose there's any point going into all of the details, and reasons why, but overall, it's because he's a massive cunt.
 
[quote author=TheFasterBlade link=topic=40889.msg1132263#msg1132263 date=1278504473]
He really is a cunt's cunt.
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This is true.
 
I have no comprehension how it could be possible to like him. I've come around to lots of former mancs who I once despised, but with Ronaldo it has nothing to do with his club affiliations. He is a posing, diving cheating, self-aggrandising, piece of slime.
 
his style, attitude, ego.... spoilt nature and success make me hate him with a passion..

He has no modesty and his idea of Team work is 20 people on their knees saluting his greatness.

As a role model for the beautiful game he is shite.

His skills however.. are quite sublime.
 
Ha, three people have voted 'he's great'.

I voted 'he's alright'.

I'd reserve serious hate for those who cause genuine harm/cruelty on others. Not someone who's a bit of a show off and dresses like a div.
 
Time for the whopping cuntsore seal of approval.

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I think he is alright.............






as total utter ubercunts go.
 
He's clearly a cocky whiny cunt, but this cunting attitude is partly what makes him one of the best players in the world.

I don't think its that big a deal, there's plenty of "cunts" on the football field who are easier to miss and not half as talented or have half the will to win as him. He backs it up on the pitch, hasn't really killed or raped anyone off it, yes he makes a great pantomime villain, but thats about it, nothing sensational there to feel strong emotion against him really.
 
Oh, and there was that time when talking about United he said "I" 6 times in a 20 word sentence or something.

I hate him.
 
It's obvious to see he's reached new levels of cuntiness that actually induce tourettes merely by the mention of his name.

If Maslow's hierarchy was of cunts instead of needs, he would be the pinnacle, the very zenith of cuntism, the point at which you reach self-cuntilisation at which all your cunt potential coalesces into pure cuntery and actually becomes greater than the sum of its parts - representing not just the tangible product of cuntiness, but being the pure embodiment of what cunt *is*
 
[flash=500,500]http://://www.youtube.com/v/ZGuVPkrDOeQ[/flash]

Oncey's favorite commercial of all time.
 
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=40889.msg1132687#msg1132687 date=1278542452]
It's obvious to see he's reached new levels of cuntiness that actually induce tourettes merely by the mention of his name.

If Maslow's hierarchy was of cunts instead of needs, he would be the pinnacle, the very zenith of cuntism, the point at which you reach self-cuntilisation at which all your cunt potential coalesces into pure cuntery and actually becomes greater than the sum of its parts - representing not just the tangible product of cuntiness, but being the pure embodiment of what cunt *is*
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Single, that's CLASSIC!

Couldn't have said it better myself!
 
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