Chelsea - pre match thread

[dmishra]

They did indeed but are doing the bigger matches in underdogs now. I think they still do the cp place as well. Are u in delhi??

No mate, in the UK.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Nope, we'll win.

We're gonna absolutely blitz them in the first 15 minutes. This is gonna be more immense than the opening to the Arsenal game.

Weakened Chelsea side, don't let them settle, just monster all over the top of them from the fucking whistle, Suarez/Sterling/Coutinho/Sturridge blazing all over the front half, quick passing, quick fucking throw-in's, drive them back, get the crowd on top of them. Mourinho the fucking cunt standing there gawping at his mindgames getting cunted all over Anfield. They'll fucking shit themselves. Blow them off the park inside 20 minutes.

Mark my words, this will be insane. Today's the day we win the league folks.

Fuck me I hope so.

 

[Halmeister]

They'll stifle us and defend doggedly. 1-2 Chelsea

 

[Ryan]

Collymore's claiming it's the same 11 as Norwich.

 

[Red Astaire]

Collymore's claiming it's the same 11 as Norwich.

Oh well it must be true then 😉

 

[FoxForceFive]

What a welcome for the players.

 

[Squiggles]

 

[cloggypop]

John Bradley‏@JBcommentator
Nice to see Luis Garcia pitch side doing a couple of interviews before the game. He will bring back some bad memories if Jose bumps into him

 

[FoxForceFive]

 

[livvy145]

 

[Mystic]

Bad news guys, I'm heading to a pub in London to watch this game, the first time I've not watched a game at home in years. Consider ourselves well and truly jinxed.

 

[mark1975]

Same team as Norwich, appaz.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Got the bus time wrong, arrives at half 12.

At least 2000 there according to reports.

 

[livvy145]

Melbourne fans waiting for the game.

 

[Shadey]

We'll lose today.

Narrrr

 

[Gary25]

Same team as Norwich, appaz.

That pisses me off tbh. Not one, ONE player to come in as a like for like replacement for one of Sterling, Coutinho, Suarez or Sturridge.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Bad news guys, I'm heading to a pub in London to watch this game, the first time I've not watched a game at home in years. Consider ourselves well and truly jinxed.

I had to watch the Utd match in a pub I'd not watched Liverpool for years & we still won. That doesn't seem to jinx them.

It's socks, pig & old telly's that do the business, as any fule know.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Mourinho playing his strongest side available with no striker, only schurrle, according to rumours.

 

[Shadey]

What a welcome for the players.

Is that lass with shades on lazering a Chelsea fan. Cyclops style.

 

[Mystic]

I had to watch the Utd match in a pub I'd not watched Liverpool for years & we still won. That doesn't seem to jinx them.

It's socks, pig & old telly's that do the business, as any fule know.

Before the Norwich game, my darling Chelsea supporting girlfriend "accidentally" broke my LFC glass, the one I got for Christmas, just after the last Chelsea game, now we beat Norwich, so maybe the jinx isn't there, but I still think this was all part of a greater purpose. That coupled with me going to the pub means a 2-1 victory for Chelsea I fear!

 

[the count]

Mourinho playing his strongest side available with no striker, only schurrle, according to rumours.

Surprised smiley

 

[gkmacca]

The police are wearing Everton's away kit. Terrible decision.

 

[the count]

Would anyone settle for a draw right now?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Would anyone settle for a draw right now?

Nah.

 

[Shadey]

Would anyone settle for a draw right now?

No

 

[FoxForceFive]

Luke has just stuck this on me, apparently cos it's a red dinosaur it'll be good luck for Liverpool today.

So I have to leave it on. In the middle of my chest, whilst in the pub with my mates.

Fashion central.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Mourinho playing his strongest side available with no striker, only schurrle, according to rumours.

Suprise Suprise .. not...

 

[peterhague]

Would anyone settle for a draw right now?

Only a coward.

 

[Squiggles]

No chance.

 

[HC]

For fucks sake, lawro is backing us today BIG TIME

That's got me worried