*Checks the pipes and polishes the pumps*

[Shadey]

* Ethal comes running out of womens toilet shouting theres a man in there *

 

[livvy145]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=24645.msg600338#msg600338 date=1213990191]
[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=24645.msg600332#msg600332 date=1213990095]
[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=24645.msg600324#msg600324 date=1213989857]
Any chance you can switch gardeners world over to footy sheik?
[/quote]

Its already on the Footy idiot
[/quote]

Not in the games room idiot
[/quote]

*looks for remote*

[flash=600,500]http://www.justin.tv/widgets/jtv_player.swf?channel=federer1[/flash]

There you go mate.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Can i have a 500ml bottle of chilled Tiger beer & whiskey chaser please?

Is there a food menu i could peruse???

Bacon fries aren't going to cover me!

 

[foureyes]

*Throws stale bombay mix at tv.misses and starts food fight*

 

[Dave]

That is nice Livvy.

 

[Shadey]

Top man Liv 😉

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Excellent work.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Is someone going to take over barman duties?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can't get the fucking staff these days.

Help yourselves lads, they're on the house.

I'm goin' for a shit.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

I'll take over....

I'm not helpful, i'm rude the customers.
But i'm expensive and i have sticky fingers.

NEXT..............

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/v/mJ-6kt9zUxY&hl=en[/flash]

 

[foureyes]

Some fukin food fight that was. Pussies.

 

[valley boyo]

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=24645.msg600353#msg600353 date=1213991493]


I'm goin' for a shit.
[/quote]



there's no bog roll in the mens, sort it out FFS

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Salt On Everything link=topic=24645.msg600361#msg600361 date=1213992094]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=24645.msg600353#msg600353 date=1213991493]


I'm goin' for a shit.
[/quote]






there's no bog roll in the mens, sort it out FFS
[/quote]

*Uses hand*

*Licks palm*

 

[Stulikesdrums]

*BREATHES ON GLASS*

*WIPES GLASS ON DIRTY SLEEVE*

*HOLDS IT UP TO THE WINDOW*

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'll have a nice glass of Faustino I and a wank please barman.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

*Looks down the bar*

Does anyone know anything about sniffer dogs?

 

[Shadey]

[quote author=Stulikesdrums link=topic=24645.msg600363#msg600363 date=1213992152]
*BREATHES ON GLASS*

*WIPES GLASS ON DIRTY SLEEVE*

*HOLDS IT UP TO THE WINDOW*
[/quote]

I'll have a bottle of magners without the glass please...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/v/DUQGqhmaoKU&hl=en[/flash]

 

[Stulikesdrums]

With pleasure....

oh and here....

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

WHAT.THE.FUCKING.HELL.IS.THAT?





























White wine? White wine? What sort of barman are you? WHITE wine?

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Here you go chief..... (FPI)

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

*Undoes top button and wets eyebrows*

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/v/jtQlRsYqpWE&hl=en[/flash]

*Boogies*

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Its the wank you requested sir. Is there a problem?

I'm very sorry i provided you with the wrong beverage, may i offer you a complimentery drink from the bar?

 

[Shadey]

[quote author=Stulikesdrums link=topic=24645.msg600371#msg600371 date=1213992904]
Here you go chief..... (FPI)

[/quote]

cheers stu

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The wank was fine. I just don't do white wine barman. Faustino I. Red. Por Favor. Grassyarse.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

From my own private collection sir....

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

*Opens door and points band to the stage*


[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/v/SOc9kVIaFmE&hl=en[/flash]

 

[Stulikesdrums]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=24645.msg600374#msg600374 date=1213993093]
[quote author=Stulikesdrums link=topic=24645.msg600371#msg600371 date=1213992904]
Here you go chief..... (FPI)

[/quote]

cheers stu
[/quote]


That'll be 5.50 please. Paypal accepted.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Set up in the corner lads, tea towels and room temperture water backstage.
Are you bringing many of your own fans tonight? Any of them drinkers?