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*Checks the pipes and polishes the pumps*

I'll have a pint please barkeep, and some dry roasted if you have them
*goes into garden for a biff*
 
For the Herr

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Marvellous idea.

Jack Daniels and coke for me please. Three ice cubes. Ice in the glass first though, I don't want the cubes to break or crack.

That'll do just for looseners.
 
A pint of your finest please bartender, and one for yourself too. Oh and some bacon fries, deelish.
 
[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=24645.msg600255#msg600255 date=1213987225]
Marvellous idea.

Jack Daniels and coke for me please. Three ice cubes. Ice in the glass first though, I don't want the cubes to break or crack.

That'll do just for looseners.
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You'll get what you're given you pompous twat.

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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=24645.msg600261#msg600261 date=1213987418]
S'fuckin cats and dogs out there lads.
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It's gorgeous up here mate. Hope it's nice next week......I'm braving Glasto.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=24645.msg600261#msg600261 date=1213987418]
S'fuckin cats and dogs out there lads.
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It's glorious outside 'ere.
 
HAHAHAHAH where do you get those cans?

I might have a few JDs tonight. Still got a fucking massive bottle from New York. The raspberry Absolute went down far too far though 🙁 Must by more.

Vodka and Fizzy vimto. I felt like Del boy for a night or two.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=24645.msg600269#msg600269 date=1213987584]
*Chucks packet at Mark*

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Your pint will be a while. The barrel's gone.

*Opens cellar door*
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Even the right brand too.. Hat's off.

Does this mean I'll get loads of head with mine then? 😀
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=24645.msg600271#msg600271 date=1213987686]
Does this mean I'll get loads of head with mine then? 😀
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I don't suck cock.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=24645.msg600274#msg600274 date=1213987739]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=24645.msg600271#msg600271 date=1213987686]
Does this mean I'll get loads of head with mine then? 😀
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I don't suck cock.
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No, but your barmaid does, she does now anyway.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=24645.msg600280#msg600280 date=1213987998]
*Puts coins in the jukebox*

"Open up, put it in, let's begin.."
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Don't you think you've got your money's worth out of Paddy already?
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=24645.msg600281#msg600281 date=1213988053]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=24645.msg600280#msg600280 date=1213987998]
*Puts coins in the jukebox*

"Open up, put it in, let's begin.."
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Don't you think you've got your money's worth out of Paddy already?
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haha.. *Puts 50p down on the pool table*
 
[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=24645.msg600283#msg600283 date=1213988105]
Are you playing the footy in here tonight Barkeep?
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*Switches over to BBC1*
 
*looks at mark and sheik and wonders why they think its sunny in the beer garden when it isnt*

*puts a quid in the who wants to be a millionaire machine*

Lads, which country covers most of the west coast of south america? Peru, chile, brazil or argentina.
 
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