*Checks the pipes and polishes the pumps*

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/v/P5-021JTnT0&hl=en[/flash]

 

[foureyes]

Any Bombay Mix?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Argentina

 

[Paddy]

What's with this ass for rent crack?

 

[The Nomad]

Excellent.... I'll have a pint of your Foreign Lager please...

Oi Oncy... its Chile no?

 

[Atlas]

Ask one the geography geeks ('Dave', Ltw (he has probably lived in one of those countries)

I wil have an orange juice please

 

[Dave]

[quote author=Asim link=topic=24645.msg600299#msg600299 date=1213988925]
Ask one the geography geeks ('Dave', Ltw (he has probably lived in one of those countries)

I wil have an orange juice please
[/quote]

What?

What;s your msn address asim. I wanna add you on my home hotmail thing.

 

[foureyes]

[size=24pt]ANY BOMBAY MIX?[/size]

Christ, what service. Not.

 

[valley boyo]

gimme another bow barman, the missus cant pick me up for half hour or so

 

[Dave]

[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg600304#msg600304 date=1213989114]
[size=24pt]ANY BOMBAY MIX?[/size]

Christ, what service. Not.
[/quote]

That shit is grim.

It stinks of shit.

 

[foureyes]

[quote author='Dave' link=topic=24645.msg600306#msg600306 date=1213989182]
[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg600304#msg600304 date=1213989114]
[size=24pt]ANY BOMBAY MIX?[/size]

Christ, what service. Not.
[/quote]

That shit is grim.

It stinks of shit.
[/quote]

Do one. Racist.

 

[Dave]

You're right, I am racist.

WHITE POWER

 

[Dave]

Can I have a pint?

 

[Dave]

Thanks.

*throws pint on foureyes*

 

[foureyes]

Nobody gave you a pint. You're hallucinating. It's the skunk fucking with your mind bro.

 

[Dave]

*stubs joint out on foureyes*

 

[foureyes]

*sprays vimto in Daves eyes*

 

[Dave]

Yesssss. I love vimto.

Leave me alone now. I'm going the cash point. That fucking bandit is dodgy.

 

[Oncy]

*cowers in corner*
Err barman!

 

[Shadey]

Any chance you can switch gardeners world over to footy sheik?

 

[foureyes]

[quote author='Dave' link=topic=24645.msg600321#msg600321 date=1213989797]
Yesssss. I love vimto.

Leave me alone now. I'm going the cash point. That fucking bandit is dodgy.

[/quote]

Leave HC out of this.

 

[valley boyo]

goes for a piss



take drink with him cause there are some dodgy looking fukkers in here

 

[foureyes]

It's the Blue Oyster Bar. Whaddya expect?

 

[Dave]

*Follows Salt On Everything to the toilet with a knife*

 

[The Nomad]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=24645.msg600324#msg600324 date=1213989857]
Any chance you can switch gardeners world over to footy sheik?
[/quote]

Its already on the Footy idiot

 

[leftpeg]

This place isn't what it used to be.

I'm off to The Winchester.

 

[foureyes]

*signals to Dave that Salty has a gun*

Never take a knife to a gunfight.

 

[valley boyo]

goes into girls toilet cause im busting for a dump and theres no bog roll in the mens

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=24645.msg600332#msg600332 date=1213990095]
[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=24645.msg600324#msg600324 date=1213989857]
Any chance you can switch gardeners world over to footy sheik?
[/quote]

Its already on the Footy idiot
[/quote]

He neds his eyes testing. Find an honest optician. Oh, wait...

 

[Shadey]

[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=24645.msg600332#msg600332 date=1213990095]
[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=24645.msg600324#msg600324 date=1213989857]
Any chance you can switch gardeners world over to footy sheik?
[/quote]

Its already on the Footy idiot
[/quote]

Not in the games room idiot