*Checks the pipes and polishes the pumps*

[Avmenon]

[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=24645.msg600255#msg600255 date=1213987225]
Marvellous idea.

Jack Daniels and coke for me please. Three ice cubes. Ice in the glass first though, I don't want the cubes to break or crack.

That'll do just for looseners.
[/quote]

I knew I liked you.

The same,barkeep...if I'm not too late?

 

[Brizzle]

I think I need some hair of the dog, Cider and black please barman!

 

[foureyes]

I wouldn't bother mate. I ordered some Bombay Mix two days ago and i'm still waiting.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg601458#msg601458 date=1214144343]
I wouldn't bother mate. I ordered some Bombay Mix two days ago and i'm still waiting.
[/quote]

It takes a fucking long while to get from India to England.

I LOVE bombay mix. I have to ration myself cos I can easily eat a 750gram bag in one go, & it contains about 8 million calories & 1500grams of saturated fat.

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=24645.msg601459#msg601459 date=1214144512]
[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg601458#msg601458 date=1214144343]
I wouldn't bother mate. I ordered some Bombay Mix two days ago and i'm still waiting.
[/quote]

It takes a fucking long while to get from India to England.

I LOVE bombay mix. I have to ration myself cos I can easily eat a 750gram bag in one go, & it contains about 8 million calories & 1500grams of saturated fat.
[/quote]

Can't beat it with lager. The stuff you get in pubs is ok mate, but if you have an 'Asian area' near you, buy some from one of the asian shops there. Much better and cheaper too. No healthier though.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg601472#msg601472 date=1214146574]
Can't beat it with lager. The stuff you get in pubs is ok mate, but if you have an 'Asian area' near you, buy some from one of the asian shops there. Much better and cheaper too. No healthier though.
[/quote]

I get it from a shop called Mattas in Liverpool, owned by Indians & specialises in Indian foods as well as other world foods. Stunning stuff in there.

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=24645.msg601477#msg601477 date=1214147163]
[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg601472#msg601472 date=1214146574]
Can't beat it with lager. The stuff you get in pubs is ok mate, but if you have an 'Asian area' near you, buy some from one of the asian shops there. Much better and cheaper too. No healthier though.
[/quote]

I get it from a shop called Mattas in Liverpool, owned by Indians & specialises in Indian foods as well as other world foods. Stunning stuff in there.
[/quote]


Does it look like this stuff?

It's really nice stuff. Hot, spicy, savoury and sweet. Lovely.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It doesnt actually!

It doesnt contain dried fruit, I'm assuming that is dried fruit?

That looks very appealing!

 

[foureyes]

Yeh the sultanas give it the sweet taste. It's lovely stuff but seriously moreish and very bad for you. Try some if you can. If it's an Indian shop you go to ask them for 'Chevdo'. You'll have to trust me on that one... 😉

 

[SaintGeorge67]

My Mum bought me some "deluxe" bombay mix from M&S at christmas. Came in a pringles like tube and was fucking superb.

Better than the stuff in Rusholme.

 

[Shadey]

*opens door, walks towards the bar, notices the lads in the corner wearing sombreros with there Torres shirts, orders a sangria*

 

[Sunny]

Evening all. Can I come in with a lapsed membership ?

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=24645.msg601611#msg601611 date=1214162959]
Evening all. Can I come in with a lapsed member ?
[/quote]

You can get pills for that mate.

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg601617#msg601617 date=1214163155]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=24645.msg601611#msg601611 date=1214162959]
Evening all. Can I come in with a lapsed member ?
[/quote]

You can get pills for that mate.
[/quote]

Hah. Tres witty.

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=24645.msg601618#msg601618 date=1214163391]
[quote author=foureyes link=topic=24645.msg601617#msg601617 date=1214163155]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=24645.msg601611#msg601611 date=1214162959]
Evening all. Can I come in with a lapsed member ?
[/quote]

You can get pills for that mate.
[/quote]

Hah. Tres witty.
[/quote]

Why thank you kind sir. We have no barman, but if you like, i'll reach over a nick a drink for you. What you having mate?

 

[Sunny]

I'll have a babycham

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=24645.msg601632#msg601632 date=1214164771]
I'll have a babycham
[/quote]

fresh out of babycham mate. Paddy cleared us out last night.

 

[Shadey]

*Quietly opens doors and sneaks to the bar , grabs magners from fridge, opens bottle, then sneaks back out*