Balls on the line

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Bobby’s swan song year. And also one of his most important contributions.

 

[Farkmaster]

I can more readily see what people see in Keita than I can in Jodie Foster.

 

[The Nomad]

Elliott will get 20 goals.

 

[Buddha]

Carvalho will make a Coutinho-esque (Liverpool version) impact.

 

[Irishanfield]

I can more readily see what people see in Keita than I can in Jodie Foster.

He obviously wants to turn her straight

 

[Farkmaster]

He obviously wants to turn her straight

I hope not, that's rapey.

 

[Judge Jules]

Jodie Foster will revert to her Silence of the Lambs self, Dervla Kirwan to her Ballykissangle self. They will team up, call ound to mine, strip themselves and my good self naked and pleasure me senseless.

Jodie F prefers people with lumps on their chests.

 

[Irishanfield]

I hope not, that's rapey.

Its his fantasy...

 

[MomoWASright]

Jodie F prefers people with lumps on their chests.

I’ve got those. Big hairy man ones.

 

[Beamrider]

Villa will finally pay us the £42 million that Barca owed us for Coutinho.

 

[MomoWASright]

Van Dijk will score more than Nunez.

 

[Woland]

Everton are shite

 

[MomoWASright]

Everton are shite

Hardly putting your balls on the line there.

 

[dee]

Jodie Foster will revert to her Silence of the Lambs self, Dervla Kirwan to her Ballykissangle self. They will team up, call ound to mine, strip themselves and my good self naked and pleasure me senseless.

Fuck off! No way I’m doing a foursome

(Edit: just seen the Jodie Foster point. Bugger, Anyone got Helena B-C’s number to see if she free to sub?)

 

[RedStar]

Elliott will get 20 goals.

This is more far fetched than the Jodie Foster one

 

[RedStar]

My predictions

Spurs will finish 3rd
We will go out of the CL before quarter finals
We will struggle to integrate Nunez into our attack
Gomez will play alot more games

 

[Frogfish]

My forecast is that a terrible preseason will, once we kick off in earnest and to most everyone's surprise on 6CM, culminate in us winning the PL.

 

[The Nomad]

This is more far fetched than the Jodie Foster one

Agreed.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

I think Nunez will eventually come good but he'll probably need a season or two to acclimatise himself.

 

[tombrown]

Fuck off! No way I’m doing a foursome

(Edit: just seen the Jodie Foster point. Bugger, Anyone got Helena B-C’s number to see if she free to sub?)

The only viable substitute for Jodie, if it really has to happen, is (X-Files vintage) Gilian Anderson

 

[Gary25]

I think Nunez will eventually come good but he'll probably need a season or two to acclimatise himself.

There's no way he's getting a season or two to acclimatise I'm afraid. He's not a 17 year old kid who has come up through the ranks. The pressure and expectation will be on him from the first competitive game onwards.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

I remembered how Robert Pires got so much stick from the fans and critics, as he came with a lot of expectations, and it took a season later before he exploded.

I think Nunez somehow falls into that mould. He needs a season to acclimatise and i think Klopp and co will give him that. I just hope he doesn't follow Keita's footsteps though.

 

[MomoWASright]

He’s shite. Sell him asap.

 

[dogboy]

Bobby will play most of his games in an attacking midfield position and score at least 10 goals.

 

[Frogfish]

The only viable substitute for Jodie, if it really has to happen, is (X-Files vintage) Gilian Anderson

Oh going by GA's role in The Fall anyone of us has a chance so long as you are a man and at least 20 years younger than her. Or it seems if you're a woman.

In real life she's ditched 3 husbands and swings both ways. Very hot. A dickthrob since X Files days. I bet she's REALLY naughty.

 

[mom]

Well, we’re clearly gonna end up behind utd. Hell, after the performance the other day, they could win the league. At a canter.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

He’s shite. Sell him asap.

FINALLY, momo talks some sense.

 

[MomoWASright]

A broken clock.

 

[Halmeister]

I think Nunez will eventually come good but he'll probably need a season or two to acclimatise himself.

This is where I am

 

[Bradley]

He could be one of those transfers that spends a lot of the first 6 months on the bench, learning our game.

It's been a while since Klopp did it that way but it worked out in the past.