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Manchester motorists are advised that there will be a number of road closures in the city centre on Thursday 28 May for the proposed Manchester United Victory Parade.
The Parade will go ahead if Manchester United beat rivals Barcelona in the final of the UEFA Champions League in Rome on Wednesday night.
But if Manchester United do not win, the Parade and road closures will not take place.
If Manchester United do win, the majority of the closures in Manchester city centre will start from 6am on Thursday, but there will be others during the day, some of which are subject to crowd numbers. However, all the restrictions will be over by 10pm.
People are encouraged to use public transport on the day of the parade and to allow additional time for their journeys to and from the city centre. One of the best ways to drive out of the city centre is to go via Albion Street and Medlock St (towards Princess Road) and then use the Mancunian Way.
As an overview for drivers and bus passengers the main points to note are:
* Princess Street (at the side of the Town Hall) and Albert Square will be closed to through traffic from 6am;
* No access to side roads from Deansgate between John Dalton Street and Chester Road roundabout at various times, starting from 12 noon;
* Chester Road roundabout will be closed including the slip roads going onto and off the Mancunian Way from 3pm;
* There will be vehicle access across Deansgate via Gt Bridgewater St and Liverpool Rd until as late as possible (approximately 3pm).
The following is a list of the road closures in detail:
Closures from 6am - 10pm:
Mount St, from Princess St to Lloyd St
Bootle St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Central St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Lloyd St, from Mount St to Southmill St
Albert Sq, from Lloyd St to Cross St
Tasle Alley, from Albert Sq to End of cul-de-sac
Princess St, from Cross St to Cooper St
Clarence St, from Princess St to Booth St
Lloyd St, from Princess St to Cooper St
Lloyd St, from Heron House Southmill St
Jackson's Row, from Synagogue to Southmill St
Bootle St, from Jerusalem Place to Southmill St
Southmill St, from Lloyd St Peter St
In addition, all the slip roads on and off the Mancunian way will be closed from 6am, but the road will still be open to traffic.
Closures from 10am -10pm:
Cross St, from John Dalton St to King St
John Dalton St, from Deansgate to Cross St
Mount St, from Lower Mosley St to Peter St
Peter St, from Lower Mosley St to Deansgate
Closures from 12am - 10pm:
Deansgate, from Peter St to Whitworth St West
Closures from 3pm - 10pm:
Bridgewater Viaduct, from Whitworth St West to Chester Rd
Chester Rd, from Bridgewater Viaduct to Chester Rd in Trafford
Change in traffic regulations
In addition to the closures above, there will be a change in traffic regulations between 6am and 10pm on St Ann St between Deansgate and Cross St so that all general traffic can use the street.
Drivers in the city centre on Thursday are asked to plan their routes with the closures in mind or, alternatively, to use public transport if possible. The closures may also change depending on crowd numbers on the day.
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http://www.manchester.gov.uk/site/sc...hp?newsID=4753
Manchester motorists are advised that there will be a number of road closures in the city centre on Thursday 28 May for the proposed Manchester United Victory Parade.
The Parade will go ahead if Manchester United beat rivals Barcelona in the final of the UEFA Champions League in Rome on Wednesday night.
But if Manchester United do not win, the Parade and road closures will not take place.
If Manchester United do win, the majority of the closures in Manchester city centre will start from 6am on Thursday, but there will be others during the day, some of which are subject to crowd numbers. However, all the restrictions will be over by 10pm.
People are encouraged to use public transport on the day of the parade and to allow additional time for their journeys to and from the city centre. One of the best ways to drive out of the city centre is to go via Albion Street and Medlock St (towards Princess Road) and then use the Mancunian Way.
As an overview for drivers and bus passengers the main points to note are:
* Princess Street (at the side of the Town Hall) and Albert Square will be closed to through traffic from 6am;
* No access to side roads from Deansgate between John Dalton Street and Chester Road roundabout at various times, starting from 12 noon;
* Chester Road roundabout will be closed including the slip roads going onto and off the Mancunian Way from 3pm;
* There will be vehicle access across Deansgate via Gt Bridgewater St and Liverpool Rd until as late as possible (approximately 3pm).
The following is a list of the road closures in detail:
Closures from 6am - 10pm:
Mount St, from Princess St to Lloyd St
Bootle St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Central St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Lloyd St, from Mount St to Southmill St
Albert Sq, from Lloyd St to Cross St
Tasle Alley, from Albert Sq to End of cul-de-sac
Princess St, from Cross St to Cooper St
Clarence St, from Princess St to Booth St
Lloyd St, from Princess St to Cooper St
Lloyd St, from Heron House Southmill St
Jackson's Row, from Synagogue to Southmill St
Bootle St, from Jerusalem Place to Southmill St
Southmill St, from Lloyd St Peter St
In addition, all the slip roads on and off the Mancunian way will be closed from 6am, but the road will still be open to traffic.
Closures from 10am -10pm:
Cross St, from John Dalton St to King St
John Dalton St, from Deansgate to Cross St
Mount St, from Lower Mosley St to Peter St
Peter St, from Lower Mosley St to Deansgate
Closures from 12am - 10pm:
Deansgate, from Peter St to Whitworth St West
Closures from 3pm - 10pm:
Bridgewater Viaduct, from Whitworth St West to Chester Rd
Chester Rd, from Bridgewater Viaduct to Chester Rd in Trafford
Change in traffic regulations
In addition to the closures above, there will be a change in traffic regulations between 6am and 10pm on St Ann St between Deansgate and Cross St so that all general traffic can use the street.
Drivers in the city centre on Thursday are asked to plan their routes with the closures in mind or, alternatively, to use public transport if possible. The closures may also change depending on crowd numbers on the day.
http://www.manchester.gov.uk/site/scripts/news_article.php?newsID=4753
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The Parade will go ahead if Manchester United beat rivals Barcelona in the final of the UEFA Champions League in Rome on Wednesday night.
But if Manchester United do not win, the Parade and road closures will not take place.
If Manchester United do win, the majority of the closures in Manchester city centre will start from 6am on Thursday, but there will be others during the day, some of which are subject to crowd numbers. However, all the restrictions will be over by 10pm.
People are encouraged to use public transport on the day of the parade and to allow additional time for their journeys to and from the city centre. One of the best ways to drive out of the city centre is to go via Albion Street and Medlock St (towards Princess Road) and then use the Mancunian Way.
As an overview for drivers and bus passengers the main points to note are:
* Princess Street (at the side of the Town Hall) and Albert Square will be closed to through traffic from 6am;
* No access to side roads from Deansgate between John Dalton Street and Chester Road roundabout at various times, starting from 12 noon;
* Chester Road roundabout will be closed including the slip roads going onto and off the Mancunian Way from 3pm;
* There will be vehicle access across Deansgate via Gt Bridgewater St and Liverpool Rd until as late as possible (approximately 3pm).
The following is a list of the road closures in detail:
Closures from 6am - 10pm:
Mount St, from Princess St to Lloyd St
Bootle St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Central St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Lloyd St, from Mount St to Southmill St
Albert Sq, from Lloyd St to Cross St
Tasle Alley, from Albert Sq to End of cul-de-sac
Princess St, from Cross St to Cooper St
Clarence St, from Princess St to Booth St
Lloyd St, from Princess St to Cooper St
Lloyd St, from Heron House Southmill St
Jackson's Row, from Synagogue to Southmill St
Bootle St, from Jerusalem Place to Southmill St
Southmill St, from Lloyd St Peter St
In addition, all the slip roads on and off the Mancunian way will be closed from 6am, but the road will still be open to traffic.
Closures from 10am -10pm:
Cross St, from John Dalton St to King St
John Dalton St, from Deansgate to Cross St
Mount St, from Lower Mosley St to Peter St
Peter St, from Lower Mosley St to Deansgate
Closures from 12am - 10pm:
Deansgate, from Peter St to Whitworth St West
Closures from 3pm - 10pm:
Bridgewater Viaduct, from Whitworth St West to Chester Rd
Chester Rd, from Bridgewater Viaduct to Chester Rd in Trafford
Change in traffic regulations
In addition to the closures above, there will be a change in traffic regulations between 6am and 10pm on St Ann St between Deansgate and Cross St so that all general traffic can use the street.
Drivers in the city centre on Thursday are asked to plan their routes with the closures in mind or, alternatively, to use public transport if possible. The closures may also change depending on crowd numbers on the day.
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Denis Leary - 1992
Formally known as Carras_boot on shittalk.
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Old Today, 09:14 PM #323
Joe King
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Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
Aye, I went to the library to do revision.
Brilliant.
You still got exams? Damn.
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Originally Posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
EPIC FAIL
http://www.manchester.gov.uk/site/sc...hp?newsID=4753
Manchester motorists are advised that there will be a number of road closures in the city centre on Thursday 28 May for the proposed Manchester United Victory Parade.
The Parade will go ahead if Manchester United beat rivals Barcelona in the final of the UEFA Champions League in Rome on Wednesday night.
But if Manchester United do not win, the Parade and road closures will not take place.
If Manchester United do win, the majority of the closures in Manchester city centre will start from 6am on Thursday, but there will be others during the day, some of which are subject to crowd numbers. However, all the restrictions will be over by 10pm.
People are encouraged to use public transport on the day of the parade and to allow additional time for their journeys to and from the city centre. One of the best ways to drive out of the city centre is to go via Albion Street and Medlock St (towards Princess Road) and then use the Mancunian Way.
As an overview for drivers and bus passengers the main points to note are:
* Princess Street (at the side of the Town Hall) and Albert Square will be closed to through traffic from 6am;
* No access to side roads from Deansgate between John Dalton Street and Chester Road roundabout at various times, starting from 12 noon;
* Chester Road roundabout will be closed including the slip roads going onto and off the Mancunian Way from 3pm;
* There will be vehicle access across Deansgate via Gt Bridgewater St and Liverpool Rd until as late as possible (approximately 3pm).
The following is a list of the road closures in detail:
Closures from 6am - 10pm:
Mount St, from Princess St to Lloyd St
Bootle St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Central St, from Southmill St to Mount St
Lloyd St, from Mount St to Southmill St
Albert Sq, from Lloyd St to Cross St
Tasle Alley, from Albert Sq to End of cul-de-sac
Princess St, from Cross St to Cooper St
Clarence St, from Princess St to Booth St
Lloyd St, from Princess St to Cooper St
Lloyd St, from Heron House Southmill St
Jackson's Row, from Synagogue to Southmill St
Bootle St, from Jerusalem Place to Southmill St
Southmill St, from Lloyd St Peter St
In addition, all the slip roads on and off the Mancunian way will be closed from 6am, but the road will still be open to traffic.
Closures from 10am -10pm:
Cross St, from John Dalton St to King St
John Dalton St, from Deansgate to Cross St
Mount St, from Lower Mosley St to Peter St
Peter St, from Lower Mosley St to Deansgate
Closures from 12am - 10pm:
Deansgate, from Peter St to Whitworth St West
Closures from 3pm - 10pm:
Bridgewater Viaduct, from Whitworth St West to Chester Rd
Chester Rd, from Bridgewater Viaduct to Chester Rd in Trafford
Change in traffic regulations
In addition to the closures above, there will be a change in traffic regulations between 6am and 10pm on St Ann St between Deansgate and Cross St so that all general traffic can use the street.
Drivers in the city centre on Thursday are asked to plan their routes with the closures in mind or, alternatively, to use public transport if possible. The closures may also change depending on crowd numbers on the day.
http://www.manchester.gov.uk/site/scripts/news_article.php?newsID=4753
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After due consideration:
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The club have travelled from Manchester with the Barclays Premier League, Carling Cup and Club World Cup trophies in their baggage. The plan is for manager Sir Alex Ferguson and his team to pose with all four trophies for an exclusive picture set that will then be sold to newspapers by United through their picture agents rather than making such an historic football picture freely available to all media outlets.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1188539/Charles-Sale-Uniteds-bounty-bonuses.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1188539/Charles-Sale-Uniteds-bounty-bonuses.html
There were lots of glum faces in Manchester Airport this morning. Loads of little Scouse kids in Barca shirts though. All the cameras were set up aswell, ready to cover the failures return home. Unfortunately I had to catch my train back to Liverpool before having the chance to point and laugh.
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Swine flu update:
A further 50,000 cases reported in Rome Italy. Multiple cases of Man United fans feeling pig sick.
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Wheyy
Swine flu update:
A further 50,000 cases reported in Rome Italy. Multiple cases of Man United fans feeling pig sick.
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Wheyy
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=33807.msg877459#msg877459 date=1243507825]
There were lots of glum faces in Manchester Airport this morning. Loads of little Scouse kids in Barca shirts though. All the cameras were set up aswell, ready to cover the failures return home. Unfortunately I had to catch my train back to Liverpool before having the chance to point and laugh.
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What utter rubbish. There is always time to point and laugh.
There were lots of glum faces in Manchester Airport this morning. Loads of little Scouse kids in Barca shirts though. All the cameras were set up aswell, ready to cover the failures return home. Unfortunately I had to catch my train back to Liverpool before having the chance to point and laugh.
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What utter rubbish. There is always time to point and laugh.
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