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[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=43407.msg1242802#msg1242802 date=1294170516]
Daymn..... that was a high speed car crash.



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just say you were fishing for people to bite 😉
 
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Adebayor is a decent player when he's on his game, and is obviously a hundred times better than Eggnog

But he's a fucking cunt, and he plays for a team of fucking cunts and a little part of me will die inside if this abject, thick mong-twat ever pulls on a Liverpool shirt.
 
A little part of me dies every time I watch a game anyway.

Adding this whopper to the mix won't that change much, but we might score a few more. And it might be a bit of a kick in the arse for Torres
 
We need to realise that a massive percentage of footballers are utter twats, and I wouldn't put Adebayor at the very top end of that. We have to remember that the likes of Anelka, Collymore, Bellamy, Pennant and Diouf have played for us (OK the others should not perhaps be lumped with Spit), and I'm not sure Adebayor is worse than any of that group in terms of twatness.

I'd take him. I hate almost all footballers including our own anyway.
 
look at our striking options ffs

hmmm...n'gog or ade...

n'gog...ade...n'gog...ade...

tough one, can I phone a friend?
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=43407.msg1242832#msg1242832 date=1294171953]
look at our striking options ffs

hmmm...n'gog or ade...

n'gog...ade...n'gog...ade...

tough one, can I phone a friend?
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How about the 50/50.
 
[quote author=Wilko link=topic=43407.msg1242853#msg1242853 date=1294173522]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=43407.msg1242832#msg1242832 date=1294171953]
look at our striking options ffs

hmmm...n'gog or ade...

n'gog...ade...n'gog...ade...

tough one, can I phone a friend?
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How about the 50/50.
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I would carry it on but they are the only two options I know 😉
 
[Psst, neil, it's "computer, take away two wrong answers".]

BTW Chris Tarrant and I went to the same school and all that stuff he came out with in the papers a few years ago, about having been beaten etc, was a load of hooey. Don't mean to hijack the thread or anything.
 
So what if he's a cunt. If thats the criteria we're signing players after we're going to lose out on many players.

I couldn't care less. He's a great player and a loan move is EXCELLENT.
 
He was well and truly despised by Arse fans ages before he finally left, and he doesn't even get a game for Citeh coz he's such a fucking gobshite.

Yeah, exactly what we need right now. What a massive boost it will give everyone to have some fucking egomaniacal clusterfuck come in and start telling everyone Torres is shit.
 
As cuntish as Adebayor is, I'd take him in a heartbeat. He'll score goals for us.

After all we'd be taking him for his footballing ability and not his personality. Anyhow Carra would sort him out double quick!
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43407.msg1242815#msg1242815 date=1294170926]
Adebayor is a decent player when he's on his game, and is obviously a hundred times better than Eggnog

But he's a fucking cunt, and he plays for a team of fucking cunts and a little part of me will die inside if this abject, thick mong-twat ever pulls on a Liverpool shirt.
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Yup, I'm with this.

As good as he is, he's truly a hateful horrible fucker and I couldn't abide watching another expensive striker sulk and laze his way through games wearing our shirt. Especially one who isn't as good as the one we've already got.

Fuck adebayor, he's an absolute cock.
 
I don't think I could possibly support this cockmaster, even in a Liverpool shirt


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[quote author=Cerberus link=topic=43407.msg1242672#msg1242672 date=1294162175]
Someone should have kicked them both in the face. Hartson on Berkovic style.
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Ong Bak
 
[quote author=Cerberus link=topic=43407.msg1242646#msg1242646 date=1294161396]
-------------Reina

Johnson---Skrtel---Agger---Kelly


Elia---Gerrard--Meireles---Honda


---------Torres-----Adebayor



fuck, thats a good team
that midfield especially is exciting





Hmmmm....
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I would love us to sign Adebayor.*

[size=8pt]*This is assuming that Carlos Tevez slices Adebayor open and crawls inside him like that Ton-Ton on Hoth, and then sews himself inside, essentially giving us a tall, black Carlos Tevez.[/size]
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43407.msg1242885#msg1242885 date=1294175019]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43407.msg1242815#msg1242815 date=1294170926]
Adebayor is a decent player when he's on his game, and is obviously a hundred times better than Eggnog

But he's a fucking cunt, and he plays for a team of fucking cunts and a little part of me will die inside if this abject, thick mong-twat ever pulls on a Liverpool shirt.
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Yup, I'm with this.

As good as he is, he's truly a hateful horrible fucker and I couldn't abide watching another expensive striker sulk and laze his way through games wearing our shirt. Especially one who isn't as good as the one we've already got.

Fuck adebayor, he's an absolute cock.
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We need some truly horrible fuckers.

Is he any worse than Anelka? Anelka who gobbed off about how shite our own boy wonder was? Who talked up his own inflated ego, alienated himself from everyone he worked with and had a bucket load of talent that was worth taking a risk on? He's young enough (26?) and could settle at the right club.

Maybe I'm biased because I've always highly rated the fucker, but I think he's more than worth taking a punt on, at his very best (which admittedly isn't all the time) he reminds me a bit of Drogba. If we could get the best out of him he could be a great player for us, and he's 'perfect' as a foil or alternative for Torres.
 
I dont want him anywere near our club. He is a selfobsessed troublemaker and a thick cunt.

If we do sign him or his type of player (overpaid arseholes with bigger love for them selves than for anything else) we are heading in a direction so wrong that I dont even want to think about it. My hope for bothering to follow footie in the future is that we are to build on a strong team fighting for each other. No Nanis, Ronaldos or Adebayors however good they are. I dont care. Football is about the team. The club. And thats who I want to watch.

I reckon footie is loosing grip with reality, and seeing so many empty seats around is a strong signal. People want to watch hard working individuals who they can identify with.. And of course they need to compare it with skills. Thtas why it is easy for i.e. Barcelona to fill up their stadium.
 
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=43407.msg1243031#msg1243031 date=1294211063]
I dont want him anywere near our club. He is a selfobsessed troublemaker and a thick cunt.

If we do sign him or his type of player (overpaid arseholes with bigger love for them selves than for anything else) we are heading in a direction so wrong that I dont even want to think about it. My hope for bothering to follow footie in the future is that we are to build on a strong team fighting for each other. No Nanis, Ronaldos or Adebayors however good they are. I dont care. Football is about the team. The club. And thats who I want to watch.

I reckon footie is loosing grip with reality, and seeing so many empty seats around is a strong signal. People want to watch hard working individuals who they can identify with.. And of course they need to compare it with skills. Thtas why it is easy for i.e. Barcelona to fill up their stadium.
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As opposed to all these average, nice, half hearted players you all keep moaning about? As for Nani's and Ronaldo's, well yeah, their selfish capacity to be complete arseholes has really done the Scum damage in the trophy department.
 
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