Xmas songs for Roy..

[6TimesaRed]

Seen this on another site..

[size=2pt]RAWK *coughs*[/size]

Thought now this could cheer some of us up.. let see if anyone can muster one up...

My fav off [size=2pt]RAWK *coughs* [/size], not quite a christmas carol... but still..

To the tune of Hokey Cokey

You scratch your arse
Then rub your face
While your so - called tactics
Are all over the place

You look like an owl
And you are a disgrace
That's what it's all about...

Ooooh, do one Roy Hodgson
Ooooh, do one Roy Hodgson
Ooooh, do one Roy Hodgson

Arsed scratched
Face rubbed
Tara lar...

and

To the tune of Fairytale of New York

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old fogie on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip on that bench
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

anyone come up with any better?

 

[manwithnoname]

To the tune of Jingle Bells:

Fuck off Roy
Fuck off Roy
Fuck off fuck off Roy

Still better than the SQUAWK abominations

 

[SaintGeorge67]

That hokey cokey one doesn't even fit does it? Not that I've got better of course.

 

[spider-Neil]

get out of our club
get out of our club
before we get relagated, get out of our club

 

[ZhaoYun]

A song for him ? I want to fucking strangle him if I see him in person !

 

[monsieurdantes]

wrinkled wrinkled budgerigar
what a fucking cunt you are

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=43146.msg1232555#msg1232555 date=1292170772]
wrinkled wrinkled budgerigar
what a fucking cunt you are
[/quote]

Hahahaha

 

[Woland]

http://www.santasm.net/

 

[6TimesaRed]

[quote author=crump link=topic=43146.msg1232565#msg1232565 date=1292173840]
http://www.santasm.net/
[/quote]

that is disturbing...


re thread.. cmon where is your imagination...

we all hate him, because of that i'd thought the creative peeps here would be all over this thread..

guess not...

Ho hum..

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=43146.msg1232555#msg1232555 date=1292170772]
wrinkled wrinkled budgerigar
what a fucking cunt you are
[/quote]

I'm not even going to try and top that. ;D

 

[jan]

[quote author=crump link=topic=43146.msg1232565#msg1232565 date=1292173840]
http://www.santasm.net/
[/quote]

nice

 

[Holle]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43146.msg1232542#msg1232542 date=1292167884]
To the tune of Jingle Bells:

Fuck off Roy
Fuck off Roy
Fuck off fuck off Roy

Still better than the SQUAWK abominations
[/quote]

Simple but good.

 

[Asbo]

I'm dreaming of a Shite Christmas
Roy Hodgepodge is our man - a - ger
Therell be no challenge
he's got no tactics
and makes me wish Souness was back here

 

[PaulGorst]

To the tune of anything you want.

'Fuck off Roy, you're shit.'

Anyone behind this?

 

[HC]

Hahahahahahha @ brendans jingle bells take!

 

[Khalido]

To the tune of "Silent Night".

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off Royyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk off Royyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....
*Higher* Fuuuuuuuuck off Royyyyyyy....Fuuuuuuuuuck off Royyyyyyyy
Round yon virgin , mother and child...

 

[Insignificance]

So it seems we all agree on the lyrics, and it fits with every tune as well!!

 

[jexykrodic]

To the tune of 'Away In A Manger'

#away games spell danger
no points for the reds
the little football manager
gets confused in his head#

#the other teams are crowing
you're a right pile of shite
your team is full of jokers
no balls and no fight#

#so keep your crappy manager
with his blazer and mates
'cos while he's your boss
your teams in a right fuckin state#


I'll get my coat.

 

[vikas]

To the tune of 12 days of Christmas..

On the first day of Christmas,
You know what would give us joy,
If you could kindly fuck off Roy..

etc etc..