Who do you want Ryan to slag off next?

[Dreambeliever]

First it was Hendo 'who only runs' and offers nothing going forward.

Then it was Coutinho and 'he only evades people on the half way line' and 'he never scores important goals'

Since this

Hendo has 4 goals and 7 assists (top assists) and has been one of our best and most consistent players.

Coutinho has scored 5 goals (2 match winners) and 5 assists while easily being our best player and the hearbeat of our attack.

So who would we like Ryan to slag off next.

Mario?

Perhaps Lovren turning into Sammi is what we need?

I'd pick Markovic, would love to see him really make a name for himself.

 

[tony]

First it was Hendo 'who only runs' and offers nothing going forward.

Then it was Coutinho and 'he only evades people on the half way line' and 'he never scores important goals'

Since this

Hendo has 4 goals and 7 assists (top assists) and has been one of our best and most consistent players.

Coutinho has scored 5 goals (2 match winners) and 5 assists while easily being our best player and the hearbeat of our attack.

So who would we like Ryan to slag off next.

Mario?

Perhaps Lovren turning into Sammi is what we need?

I'd pick Markovic, would love to see him really make a name for himself.

Appaz Coutihno has made more successful takles than any teammate in 2015

 

[Insignificance]

Ryan who?

 

[leftpeg]

I suspect it'll be you Dreamy...and with some justification based on this silly thread.

 

[jimmy]

He's been slagging Dreamy off for ages, but the magic does not seem to work in this case 😉😀

 

[Dreambeliever]

I suspect it'll be you Dreamy...and with some justification based on this silly thread.

Ha just having a bit of fun. Nothing to moan about with the team winning week after week 🙂

 

[Dreambeliever]

He's been slagging Dreamy off for ages, but the magic does not seem to work in this case 😉😀

I'm Lucas in that regard. Average at best but still getting plenty of match time.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Appaz Coutihno has made more successful takles than any teammate in 2015

I mentioned this in the Coutinho thread, I think his defensive work is criminally underrated.

He is a beast

 

[StevieM]

He is a beast

Why.... Has he been shagging 15 yr olds as well?

 

[Dreambeliever]

Why.... Has he been shagging 15 yr olds as well?

Ha, well the age is lower in Brazil isn't it?

Some of the women in the clubs over there were criminally young.

 

[Ryan]

First it was Hendo 'who only runs' and offers nothing going forward.

Then it was Coutinho and 'he only evades people on the half way line' and 'he never scores important goals'

Since this

Hendo has 4 goals and 7 assists (top assists) and has been one of our best and most consistent players.

Coutinho has scored 5 goals (2 match winners) and 5 assists while easily being our best player and the hearbeat of our attack.

So who would we like Ryan to slag off next.

Mario?

Perhaps Lovren turning into Sammi is what we need?

I'd pick Markovic, would love to see him really make a name for himself.

I would suggest you've done a shit job at paraphrasing there Dreamy, but you'd probably think I was talking about paragliding or something. You're pretty much an embarrassment around here, but you know that, so why flog it any further.

In riposte - although fuck knows why I'm bothering - I've repeatedly said that Coutinho is 'almost the best player in the world. He's deeply frustrated me because he had everything about him to be world class, bar the final product and goals. At the point of my diatribe about him a month ago, he’d scored 2 goals in 30 games. Against fucking filth opposition. Since then he’s gone on to take the piss. In a way, you should be thankful. Maybe Phillipe reads the forums, who knows?

Regardless, here’s what Rodgers said about him 3 days ago:

"...before he did sign we spoke about what he needs to do to go to the next level and about scoring goals more regularly. If he can add goals consistently he’ll be right up there as a world-class talent.”

I wasn't alone, so shut the fuck up.

As for Henderson, I was one of the few who championed his signing, and continually suggested he'd come good, when most of the forum thought otherwise. Ask LeTall, search it, do whatever the fuck you want. He was rubbish for the first half of the season, and it was pointed out. By me, by others.

Anyway, I've wasted my time.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I would suggest you've done a shit job at paraphrasing there Dreamy, but you'd probably think I was talking about paragliding or something. You're pretty much an embarrassment around here, but you know that, so why flog it any further.

In riposte - although fuck knows why I'm bothering - I've repeatedly said that Coutinho is 'almost the best player in the world. He's deeply frustrated me because he had everything about him to be world class, bar the final product and goals. At the point of my diatribe about him a month ago, he’d scored 2 goals in 30 games. Against fucking filth opposition. Since then he’s gone on to take the piss. In a way, you should be thankful. Maybe Phillipe reads the forums, who knows?

Regardless, here’s what Rodgers said about him 3 days ago:

"...before he did sign we spoke about what he needs to do to go to the next level and about scoring goals more regularly. If he can add goals consistently he’ll be right up there as a world-class talent.”

I wasn't alone, so shut the fuck up.

As for Henderson, I was one of the few who championed his signing, and continually suggested he'd come good, when most of the forum thought otherwise. Ask LeTall, search it, do whatever the fuck you want. He was rubbish for the first half of the season, and it was pointed out. By me, by others.

Anyway, I've wasted my time.

As I've already stated I was having a laugh ya dope. Chill out.

It's a bit of fun, something you seem to struggle to have that on here without the constant personal digs.

The only embarrassment I can see is your treatment of people you believe are beneath you.

Hopefully parenthood will bring some perspective and maturity for you in that department.

On a side note would you still take Lallana over Coutinho every single time or has your opinion changed?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Yup, Ryan said his old man told him there was something in Henderson ... Something along those lines.

 

[tombrown]

I'm convinced that Ryan and DB are a fifty something gay couple, with matching cardigans and those half rimmed pointy ended spectacles on cords/chains round their necks, in a cosy semi in Melbourne. They sit in their rocking chairs, sipping Earl Gray, nibbling on rich tea biscuits, exchanging sweet nothings while happily tapping away on SCM and secretly laughing at how we all follow the soap opera that is Ryan vs Dreamy

 

[Mystic]

If it wasn't for the fact that people on here have met them, you could be forgiven for thinking that Ryan and Dreambeliever are accounts run by some Modo like troll.

 

[cloggypop]

I'm convinced that Ryan and DB are a fifty something gay couple, with matching cardigans and those half rimmed pointy ended spectacles on cords/chains round their necks, in a cosy semi in Melbourne. They sit in their rocking chairs, sipping Earl Gray, nibbling on rich tea biscuits, exchanging sweet nothings while happily tapping away on SCM and secretly laughing at how we all follow the soap opera that is Ryan vs Dreamy

Half rimmed, cosy semi indeed.

 

[Athens]

Half rimmed, cosy semi indeed.

Nibbling on soggy biscuits.

 

[cloggypop]

Happily tapping away.

 

[Mors]

Chomp chomp chomp ryan takes the bait from dreamy.

I'd still like to see Mario sort his shit out as I think he 'can' be brilliant but he's an idle cunt most of the time, so he'd be my pick. I'm really not sure on the lazar, I'm not sure what he's meant to be good at. Lovren will come good regardless I think.

 

[StevieM]

How do you think I feel - both have been in my pub - but not at the same time.

It's like Sliding Doors.... man.... I watched it last night..... The pain..... The misery....

 

[the count]

Nibbling on soggy biscuits.

Half rimmed, cosy semi indeed.

Happily tapping away.

Lols

 

[Athens]

Happily tapping away.

Chains around their necks, eh?

 

[Rosco]

Well that image has ruined lunch

 

[StevieM]

Well that image has ruined lunch

Depends on what you were having....

 

[the count]

Well that image has ruined lunch

LUNCH?
I haven't had breakfast yet.

 

[Fox]

Some can't just admit when they are wrong.

 

[Silver Sean]

Himself.
He's not a real Liverpool supporter. He's just some sad internet warrior so completely removed from the reality of supporting our club he can't even recognise it.

 

[Athens]

LUNCH?
I haven't had breakfast yet.

Rosco meant first lunch.

It's just after second brunch.

 

[Squiggles]

It needs saying that suggesting a player who doesn't score goals, needs to score more goals isn't

a) slagging that player off.
b) then wrong when the player does start scoring more goals.

It's quite straight-forward, really, but it appears to have been lost on here recently.

 

[SummerOnions]

It needs saying that suggesting a player who doesn't score goals, needs to score more goals isn't

a) slagging that player off.
b) then wrong when the player does start scoring more goals.

It's quite straight-forward, really, but it appears to have been lost on here recently.

Yeah I can't believe it's a thing

More basic than Brad Jones' goalkeeping