Who am I ?

[Rosco]

I was lauded as a potential superstar by a couple gobshites on this site.

I'm known for dribbling and being fouled.

I've scored two premier League goals this season in 5 and 7 nil wins against shit teams.

I'm probably the worst value signing anyone made last summer

 

[mark1975]

Yer ma.

 

[MomoWASright]

Roscoe?

 

[dantes]

Did a bald guy pay £100m for you?

 

[mark1975]

Oh and cue the gobshite having a field day against us.

 

[Markeh]

sounds like he needs to pull his socks up

 

[Rosco]

Oh and cue the gobshite having a field day against us. Well done knobhead.

True. .
We should never talk about any player just in case.

Dope

 

[Fabio]

I've no clue who this is about.

 

[MomoWASright]

I've no clue who this is about.

Grealish

 

[Hyena]

probably Jack Grealish who, despite being the 'worst value signing last summer', is about to win the Premier Legue

 

[tombrown]

Spoiler: Warning

If any fucker says Stanley Matthews I will hunt you down and I will remove all three of your testicles

 

[MomoWASright]

probably Jack Grealish who, despite being the 'worst value signing last summer', is about to finish runner up in the Premier Legue

Fixed

 

[The Nomad]

Spoiler: Warning

If any fucker says Stanley Matthews I will hunt you down and I will remove all three of your testicles

Manley Staffhews.

 

[Fabio]

Grealish

I seeeee

Yeah I thought he'd be shite so I was lost. Was thinking sancho

 

[Fabio]

probably Jack Grealish who, despite being the 'worst value signing last summer', is about to win the Premier Legue

TBF he made the right choice for his career, but I don't think anyone can say with a straight face they're winning the league because of grealish

 

[Fabio]

I realise now I actually forgot they signed grealish.

Apart from the personal attacks, Ross is right

 

[Hyena]

He is absolutely right that he's the worst signing value wise.

But City could probably afford to waste another 100m on Shaqiri and still win the title. It's not a club-sinking signing in the way that Lukaku, Carroll or Maguire are.

 

[Woland]

Decent game this.

I was repeatedly told that being a massive fat cunt was the only possible way that people under fifty could die of covid, but instead of doing anything about it I chose to freebase KFC and lie in bed, shitting my pants and eating it, while copy pasting everything all the other obese thick bellwhiffs posted on reddit.

Who am I?

 

[Rosco]

I'm on my third nervous breakdown of 2022.

Who am I ?

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

i came up with a brilliant excuse that a liverpool website would face the threat of shutting down due to high hosting costs, and fooled many into making donations, of which i later squandered all of it at the bookies.

who am i ?

 

[Modo]

i came up with a brilliant excuse that a liverpool website would face the threat of shutting down due to high hosting costs, and fooled many into making donations, of which i later squandered all of it at the bookies.

who am i ?

Seriously?

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

nah i made that up in jest...although i'm curious as to how the money was spent and how the hosting issue was resolved...

 

[Rosco]

I needed money for KFC that day

 

[Holle]

Decent game this.

I was repeatedly told that being a massive fat cunt was the only possible way that people under fifty could die of covid, but instead of doing anything about it I chose to freebase KFC and lie in bed, shitting my pants and eating it, while copy pasting everything all the other obese thick bellwhiffs posted on reddit.

Who am I?

Hahahaha!

 

[Hansern]

A cunt?

 

[Fabio]

I'm on my third nervous breakdown of 2022.

Who am I ?

I'm definitely feeling attacked right now

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'm definitely feeling attacked right now

Hope you are ok mate

 

[StevieM]

Well, it was Dreamie leading the charge on Grealish, so is anyone actually surprised he’s turned to shit.

 

[mark1975]

I'm definitely feeling attacked right now

Where's the "hugs" option?

 

[kingjulian]

This is definitely the 'our forum meltdown thread'?