Scene, Liverpool Away dressing room at HT in the Liverpool v Spurs fixture. Spurs are six-nil down.
SHERWOOD: I ain't gonna say naffing! NUFFINK!! [throws half-drained bottle of Tequila against wall]
This is my facking team talk you bunch of cants. I just wantch yer to watch this. Right 'Arry, DO IT!!
[Sherwood rips his tops off and flings them at the wall as 'Arry', a man holding a tattoo gun begins to ink THFC in massive, ill-formed letters across Sherwood's chest]