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We're a bunch of shithouses.

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I wrote out a thread this morning about how important the next two games are for our season, I argued that they're games that define us and our weaknesses as a squad, and seemingly a club, and have done for as long as I remember. Well, I decided our fragility was a more interesting topic of debate than another theoretical we need to beat x thread, so this is version two.

Put bluntly, we're a squad, and a club, of shithouses, and have been for as long as I can remember, we cannot cope with the burden of expectation, it causes us to crumble into dust. It runs through the club, it stretches from the squad who're full of players who are reactive rather than proactive, who can only up their game if the situation is backs against the wall, and hide in their shells once a team starts putting up a fight, to the fans who start shitting themselves as soon as Bolasie has one foray into our half (myself included).

Its no surprise that our biggest and best performances always come against the supposed bigger teams, or when we have already gone a few goals down and our players finally start playing with the freedom they should have played with from the first whistle.

Its one of the first things Klopp recognised when he arrived, he mentioned the fact that we need to change from doubters to believers, and he's completely right, I go into so many of these winnable games dreading the game because I know exactly what'll happen, there wont be any arrogance or belief, there won't be any urgency, and no one will try and take control of the game, either the opposition will play shite and we'll get some points, or the opposition will catch onto the fact that we don't fully believe in ourselves, and they'll out work us, out play us, and beat us.

The two games coming up are classic Liverpool fuck up games, an away game against a hard working Watford team who've flown a little under the rader thanks to Leicester, but are very effective, believe in themselves, and have a very good striking pair. Then a home game against the current masters of counter attacking football, a team who will comfortably soak up our pressure, and will then inevitably destroy us on the counter.

We aren't going to win those games if we approach them the same way we usually approach these games, the kind of expecting to win, but not willing to make it happen mentality, the wait and it'll eventually happen mindset.

The only way we'll win these games, and ever get back into the top four is if we go out there and fucking work for it, believe its our right and start destroying squads who are clearly inferior to ours.

Its your biggest challenge Jurgen, I know it cant happen over night, and I'm encouraged by the signs I'm already seeing, but the sooner we start playing with belief and conviction, the sooner we get back into the top four.
 
The two games coming up are classic Liverpool fuck up games, an away game against a hard working Watford team who've flown a little under the rader thanks to Leicester, but are very effective, believe in themselves, and have a very good striking pair. Then a home game against the current masters of counter attacking football, a team who will comfortably soak up our pressure, and will then inevitably destroy us on the counter.

This is a shithouse thing to say. We're going to thrash them both, believe it.
 
We, as fans, are also "shithouses". We have high expectations and panic when things don't pan out. We don't give players or managers a chance to prove themselves and we still say "That's not Liverpool quality" which in reality a consistent quality Liverpool has been seen for over 25 years.

Still, gotta love our team - wouldn't want any other 🙂
 
Henderson's back. It'll be alright

Probably whoosh but shit passing from him in the last match. Trying too hard to measure them resulting in many underhit passes.

And stop playing those delicate, "floaty" crosses into the box they do nothing and we know you can whip them in good!
 
We still need to be much tougher to play against. No team gets off the bus at Anfield and is bricking it. They know they get an easy ride.
Ming is not likely to go smashing through the players to get a ball. Our central defence is OK. At left back we have the Spanish Tom Cruise.
Allen, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino - it's a GQ runway. Our Captain's name is Jordan. Someone named Jordan empties themselves over pictures of boy bands, they do not intimidate footballers. Even up front there is no bite. Benteke is much more timid than when he played against us. When Mr. Crisps scores he does a lame floppy arms dance.
There's a reason our players are covering so much distance - they have no balls to get in the way!
 
Oh look, its yet another golden opportunity for us to march on the top four with United losing. We've wasted so many of these chances recently because of our pathetically weak mentally squad, I really hope that Klopps been hard at work on them this week. If we don't win our next two matches, we wont get the top four, simple.
 
We are so shit! We have one of the most expensively assembled team in the league and we're being trounced by Watford. Klopp needs to be hard with some of these shower of shit.
 
I'm not sure shit is the correct term, lazy work shy bastards is more appropriate.
 
I can't for the life of me ever imagine that we would lost the way we did today with Carragher, Hyypia, Gerrard and Mascherano in the team.

We need guys like these.

Badly.
 
I can't for the life of me ever imagine that we would lost the way we did today with Carragher, Hyypia, Gerrard and Mascherano in the team.

We need guys like these.

Badly.
To be fair, they didn't win us the league either...
 
We do need much more energy and desire to match the opposition, and right from the off. After a week of rest and preparation it's disappointing to see the team being bullied right from the off. No excuses, we deserved nothing.
 
We are a horrible bunch of fannies from front to back.

I don't think we have one player that other teams particularly worry about. Coutinho is probably the closest but he was nowhere to be seen today. Lallana and Firmino are just totally ineffective. Skrtel was just pathetic for that 2nd goal. He needs replacing too.

We desperately need Sturrridge back. He's the only player we have who can get himself a goal.
 
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