We're a bunch of shithouses.

[manwithnoname]

We are a horrible bunch of fannies from front to back.

I don't think we have one player that other teams particularly worry about. Coutinho is probably the closest but he was nowhere to be seen today. Lallana and Firmino are just totally ineffective. Skrtel was just pathetic for that 2nd goal. He needs replacing too.

We desperately need Sturrridge back. He's the only player we have who can get himself a goal.

Sturridge back and fit would make a difference, obviously.

As for Coutinho, everyone knows he's far more talented and important to the team than Lallana or Firmino, despite being about 20m cheaper than both, but when he's off form there's nobody else who has that attacking threat and creativity that he offers when at his best. We certainly need to buy some players to complement him, rather than rely on ostensibly similar but far worse players like the aforementioned.