Weekends other games

[Red Mullet]

Get the fuck in. 2-1 Southampton.

And it was a Terry slip 🙂

 

[Markeh]

Jose sweating, the ref will take a bashing after this one if they dont come back

 

[cloggypop]

I hope Terry is absolutely shite today.

[emoji2]

 

[cloggypop]

Falcao should be off.

 

[Halmeister]

Chelsea will still win.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Actually, I've changed my mind, I don't want Mourinho to have a stroke, cos that will just take attention off his team again, so he'll probably be made up with that.

I hope he loses his voice & just ends standing there, sobbing.

 

[Red Mullet]

Falcao should be off.

Nah, if he gets sent off then he'll be banned. Which means they've got to play with someone good.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Get in!

 

[superchimp]

1-3 pelle.

 

[Markeh]

Some finish

 

[cloggypop]

3-1. Fucking brilliant.

 

[Red Mullet]

Good counter attack

 

[FoxForceFive]

Have Chelsea been filming our training sessions at melwood?

 

[cloggypop]

Chelsea will still win.

Your jinx is working well. Keep it up.

 

[Halmeister]

Chelsea might only draw this now.

 

[Halmeister]

Your jinx is working well. Keep it up.

NEVER acknowledge the jinx! That jinxes the jinx!

 

[FoxForceFive]

Chelsea might only draw this now.

That's not this works dude.

Don't fuck with a tried & tested jinx.

 

[Red Mullet]

Have Chelsea been filming our training sessions at melwood?

Must have!
1. Englishman slipping and costing them a goal.
2. Blunt strikeforce
3. Crazy manager

 

[Athens]

We need a sticky thread on jinx etiquette.

 

[6TimesaRed]

I can see Jose losing his job very very soon..

Only problem though.. is they will probably snap up klopp..

 

[willby]

NEVER acknowledge the jinx! That jinxes the jinx!

Buying the other guy beer reverses the jinx... or so says the pirate first officer fellow..

 

[FoxForceFive]

We need a sticky thread on jinx etiquette.

Jinxiquette

If you try to say that out loud it inadvertently becomes "jinxy cunt". Fact.

 

[Athens]

Jinxiquette

If you try to say that out loud it inadvertently becomes "jinxy cunt". Fact.

You can call someone a jinxy cunt then claim you said jinxiquette when they angrily say "what the fuck did you call me!?"

 

[Red Mullet]

I can see Jose losing his job very very soon..

Only problem though.. is they will probably snap up klopp..

Team does badly, manager loses his job. Isn't that all you see?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Team does badly, manager loses his job. Isn't that all you see?

Tbf, that is usually how it works like.

 

[willby]

From BBC live text:
will say it first, Mourinho out. Clueless and out of his depth. Klopp in.

 

[Halmeister]

You're all welcome.

If Mourinho goes, though, that could scupper our (probably non-existent) plans to get Klopp.

 

[cloggypop]

Go phone your wife knobhead.

 

[rubans]

he's still fcking talking, can't remember a single word he said...

 

[keniget]

Maybe they'll get Ancelotti back.