Transfer Rumours 21/22

[Brizzle]

Well, this is funny as fuck!

It is superb. The slackjawed cunt thinks he's the best striker in Europe. No one wants him at anything close to the price he and the Spurs faithful think he's worth.

You need to knock a huge amount off his price for mentality and his complete inability to step up in big games. There is a reason he has never won a trophy - he bottles it when it matters.

 

[Frogfish]

I'm not surprised we are struggling to sell fringe players - it is very common knowledge we can't buy without selling and that we have no slots for overseas players. Any buyer would be wise to lowball and wait. We've fucked ourselves a bit here - not the usual Michael Edwards approach of being efficient and professional in the market.

Clearly Covid fucked us there. I would be very surprised if there wasn't a plan to offload a couple at the end of last season but ...

 

[Modo]

Kane has literally no leg to stand on here. I think he'll still end up at City but until until the final day.

I guess he needs to trade his Kane for a wheelchair.

 

[Judge Jules]

Literally no leg to stand on? I knew Levy was ruthless, but that's going a bit far.

 

[tombrown]

@Modo gets a like for a truly bad joke

 

[Modo]

@Modo gets a like for a truly bad joke

I knew it when I wrote it...

 

[Hansern]

It is superb. The slackjawed cunt thinks he's the best striker in Europe. No one wants him at anything close to the price he and the Spurs faithful think he's worth.

You need to knock a huge amount off his price for mentality and his complete inability to step up in big games. There is a reason he has never won a trophy - he bottles it when it matters.

Didnt turn up to training today either according to The Athletic, lolz

 

[binomial]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58068429

 

[Squiggles]

If Chelsea land Haaland or Lukaku and City land Grealish and Kane then we'll be third at best.

Their squad depth cannot be competed with over the course of the season.

 

[StevieM]

Harry Kane is just shitting himself at the possibility of facing Larne FC in the next round of the Europa Conference.

 

[Modo]

If Chelsea land Haaland or Lukaku and City land Grealish and Kane then we'll be third at best.

Their squad depth cannot be competed with over the course of the season.

We can compete with them in the PL, if decide to give up the other competitions this season.

 

[tomasjj]

Lukaku will probably happen, as Chelsea pay up and Inter need money.
Hinges on Lukaku himself though. Would he go back when he is settled in Italy? Will he have a choice?

 

[binomial]

Lukaku happy at Inter though and currently playing at his best there, would he jeopardise that for a little stint back at the club that flogged him?

 

[tomasjj]

Lukaku happy at Inter though and currently playing at his best there, would he jeopardise that for a little stint back at the club that flogged him?

I don't think so, but how much power does he hold?

 

[Judge Jules]

Harry Kane is just shitting himself at the possibility of facing Larne FC in the next round of the Europa Conference.

How likely would he be to come out of that fixture in one piece if he's still at Tottenham and they make him play?

 

[binomial]

I don't think so, but how much power does he hold?

Idk, somewhere in between Lex Luther & Superman.

 

[Dreambeliever]

If City get Grealish and Kane it’ll be hard to not see them win everything.

CUNTS!

We need zero injuries and top form across the board all season 🙁

 

[Steven Melia]

Let's stop blowing smoke up Edward's arse, Drew Pritchard can haggle better.

 

[Hansern]

I don't think so, but how much power does he hold?

According to Sky Italia, Inter have named a price for Martinez (80 mill), but not for Lukaku. Whiich is quite telling in regards to their priorities.
Apparently he wont push for a move and Inter aren't interested in selling unless a ridiculously high bid comes in.

Haaland wont move this summer.

I dont think City will be that much stronger with Grealish in all honesty. For me its a bit of a weird signing for them as he doesn't really fit in.
Kane would make them better though, no doubt.

 

[tomasjj]

Agree regarding City. Odd one. They. are stacked at attacking mid.

 

[jan]

Don't really care if Chelsea get Lukaku. Flat track bully and would be dumb to come back given he's doing so well in that shit league

Also, as has been said before, Kane is a big bottler. Love to see the drama

 

[Hansern]

Lukaku would be a great signing for them. Hope they dont get him.

 

[Markeh]

Agree regarding City. Odd one. They. are stacked at attacking mid.

they do seem to have established a pattern of paying big money for highly rated English players whenever they’re available though

 

[tomasjj]

they do seem to have established a pattern of paying big money for highly rated English players whenever they’re available though

Perhaps so. Sterling, Stones, Walker?

 

[The Nomad]

According to Sky Italia, Inter have named a price for Martinez (80 mill), but not for Lukaku. Whiich is quite telling in regards to their priorities.
Apparently he wont push for a move and Inter aren't interested in selling unless a ridiculously high bid comes in.

Haaland wont move this summer.

I dont think City will be that much stronger with Grealish in all honesty. For me its a bit of a weird signing for them as he doesn't really fit in.
Kane would make them better though, no doubt.

Gundogan is a bit injury prone. As is De Bruyne. You'd think he'd be brought in to challenge those two.

 

[Frogfish]

I don't think so, but how much power does he hold?

His contract (to June 2024). End of discussion if he wants to stay (and bar $$$ why on earth would he go back there) ?

 

[Brizzle]

Lukaku was good in Italy, I wonder what sort of fee he'll command. He's arguably at his peak, would it all be maintaining or reducing performance from here? Seems weird saying this about a 28 year old as a 33 year old, but I do think that should come into the minds of those looking at breaking the bank for him!

 

[ibromurph]

Gundogan is a bit injury prone. As is De Bruyne. You'd think he'd be brought in to challenge those two.

Grealish is a wide player. I doubt he's being brought into play centrally.

If KDB/Gundogan got injured, they're more likely to play Bernardo or Foden centrally, than Grealish.

 

[StevieM]

How likely would he be to come out of that fixture in one piece if he's still at Tottenham and they make him play?

Zero chance.

Even if he doesn’t play but gets forced to travel to Larne he’ll be mentally buggered for the rest of his life.

 

[StevieM]

If City get Grealish and Kane it’ll be hard to not see them win everything.

CUNTS!

We need zero injuries and top form across the board all season 🙁

It’s a lot simpler than that, although it may require your ritual sacrifice if The Curse of Dreamy carries into this season.

This is like Gremlins... 3 rules you need to follow :
1. Do not make any predictions
2. Do not place any bets
3. Most importantly... absolutely do not... whatever the circumstance.. start a fucking match thread!!!!