Transfer Rumours 21/22

[Woland]

What happened was, while everyone in world football was going mental about his great late winner against Madrid on Tuesday night - instead of celebrating with his team mates and going home and shagging the living bejeesus out of whoever happened to be in his way, he phoned sport bible and said Madrid are that shit that even I can score against them so I want to join Liverpool.

 

[keniget]

Obviously total bullshit but...

Phone his agent and say we can't offer the same amount of money but at Liverpool his fellow attackers will actually do some running and share in the workload. It'll be a completely novel experience!

 

[StevieM]

Announce Mbappe l!!!!

 

[Hansern]

Phone is agent and say we have an opening in the squad as Divock Origi is leaving. He can have his salary and kit number, but will have to prove himself to earn a place in the matchday squad.

 

[Red Bird]

In the immortal words of Kevin Keegan, I'd luuv it!

 

[rubans]

Will he be happy to sit on the bench?

 

[doctor_mac]

I was wondering why the fuck Klopp was licking Mbappe's neck when I saw this pic.

 

[King Binny]

 

[StevieM]

We can COUNT him out I guess….

 

[peekay]

We can COUNT him out I guess….

 

[Red rose]

 

[bluebell]

They're offering him a £1m a week as a basic to stay at PSG. I'd ignore the stories of him going anywhere other than Real Madrid or staying at PSG.
How PSG hasn't fallen foul of FFP, unless Uefa is corrupt ill never know

 

[Red Bird]

They're offering him a £1m a week as a basic to stay at PSG. I'd ignore the stories of him going anywhere other than Real Madrid or staying at PSG.
How PSG hasn't fallen foul of FFP, unless Uefa is corrupt ill never know

I've always felt that, originally PPP was designed by Platini and his mob to hamstring Premier League clubs who were allegedly flush with money from TV and rich sugar-daddies. Once French football started getting an influx of external money itself, Monaco and PSG especially, Platini's enthusiasm cooled.

 

[Markeh]

If he wants a million a week, we could sell Salah… that’s two years of wages covered right there. Then shirt sales, Nike contributions, our strong Carabao cup run and the rest of the Coutinho money.

We’d be idiots not to make this happen, someone get the campsite booked.

 

[King Binny]

 

[keniget]

We should do a bit more of what City do picking up top tier South American talent cheaply to farm out for a couple years.

 

[Modo]

We should do a bit more of what City do picking up top tier South American talent cheaply to farm out for a couple years.

We've tried with both Allan and that other Colombian, but it hasn't panned out.

 

[keniget]

We've tried with both Allan and that other Colombian, but it hasn't panned out.

Top tier…

 

[Modo]

Top tier…

hehe

 

[peekay]

We should do a bit more of what City do picking up top tier South American talent cheaply to farm out for a couple years.

 

[keniget]

Ugh!

I don't think I'll ever get over that Tim Vickery piece on Lucas before we signed him.

 

[bluebell]

Cody Gakpo has better stats, and from the clips I've seen could play in the centre.

 

[bluebell]

bayern working to close a €38m deal for Ryan Gravenberch

 

[bluebell]

contract ends 30/06/2022 by then he will have turned 27. Has 11 assists and 9 goals in the championship for a club fighting relegation. He is English, and we know we need them. Looks like he can hold the ball, dribble, pass and tackle, a Millie type player

 

[Squiggles]

bayern working to close a €38m deal for Ryan Gravenberch

This would be annoying. After watching three of his YouTubes, I've already decided Gravenberch is the talent we should be building our midfield around for the next ten years.

 

[Hansern]

contract ends 30/06/2022 by then he will have turned 27. Has 11 assists and 9 goals in the championship for a club fighting relegation. He is English, and we know we need them. Looks like he can hold the ball, dribble, pass and tackle, a Millie type player

A Swiftley no that one

 

[Donavan Ried]

It's all about much Euros that he can squeeze out of PSG. He is going nowhere

 

[Donavan Ried]

This would be annoying. After watching three of his YouTubes, I've already decided Gravenberch is the talent we should be building our midfield around for the next ten years.

Maybe so , but what wrong with him as a squad player?

 

[bluebell]

A Swiftley no that one

Milllie costs the club £140k a week, think Swift would be happy on £30-40K, and he is free. We have registered only 23 players 17 of whom are classed as non-homegrown, the maximum allowed for a club.

 

[StevieM]

Milllie costs the club £140k a week, think Swift would be happy on £30-40K, and he is free. We have registered only 23 players 17 of whom are classed as non-homegrown, the maximum allowed for a club.

Im all for us signing some homegrown talent, because I agree we’re short there (for now).

However… who the fuck is John Swift and what fucking point would their be to signing him?

That has “Ben Davies type transfer” written all over - look how he turned out.

If we are going to sign homegrown talent over the age of 21 they either need to be reasonably good, at least a veteran with loads of experience.

Id prefer us to stick with what we’ve got rather than sign someone for the sheer hell of it.