Transfer deadline day

[Hansern]

I'd love to sign Titi Camara now, or even Anthony Yeboah

 

[King Emlyn]

In fairness it takes some doing to be as incompetent as us

 

[dmishra]

lads calm down. My sky sports source tells me we have a player in the bag.

chillax.

*hugs this post*

 

[Woland]

This is going to be the first season ever that I've thought Everton are better than us.

 

[Hansern]

lads calm down. My sky sports source tells me we have a player in the bag.

chillax.

Serious? Because now isnt a good time to be joking

 

[Red_Water]

Fulham are dicking us around aswell. Strange that they'll risk keeping afucked off player and not getting a fee for him.

Fayed doesn't care he's a mentalist

 

[Outlaw]

This is going to be the first season ever that I've thought Everton are better than us.

Don't be silly. We've got players like Sahin, Suarez, Gerrard, Agger, Allen. Everton don't have players of that quality.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Don't worry guys, we've launched a bid to get Titi Camara back.

I actually worked with his brother's company in Guinea ... nice folks, shitty product though.

 

[Hansern]

This is going to be the first season ever that I've thought Everton are better than us.

Dont do drugs mate! Listen to yourself 🙂

 

[themn]

This thread is great !

 

[Woland]

I'm sorry guys, I am still a bit para off all the pills I had last weekend, but it's what that noise in my head is saying.

 

[Wilko7]

Michael NGoo needs to be added to the first team squad after this evening's fiasco.

 

[the count]

Roy Jones ‏
@
RJonesTelegraph
Aston Villa believed to have offered £8million for Henderson. Liverpool would prefer Darren Bent in a part exchange deal to replace Carroll.

 

[Red_Water]

Ayre's an idiot.

Surprise, surprise.

He's never been a Chief Exec, he's good at selling LFC branded shit to the far east. The fault lies with the yanks for not appointing a proper Chief Exec.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Owen set to join us then..?

 

[gkmacca]

Well FSG have really taught everyone a lesson. Accountants all over the world will be rising to clap loudly, like Citizen Kane at the opera.

 

[Hansern]

You know what, I'd actually consider that now.

*hides*

 

[themn]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport
BREAKING: Tottenham sign Hugo Lloris for initial £7.9m from Lyon.

 

[Wilko7]

You know what, I'd actually consider that now.

*hides*

Make sure you're very well hidden.

 

[HC]

just wait it out.

 

[Niall K]

£6m Dempsey to Spurs

 

[LeTallecWiz]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport
BREAKING: Tottenham sign Hugo Lloris for initial £7.9m from Lyon.

WOW - that's a good deal imo.

 

[livvy145]

Dempsey to Spurs £6m

 

[rurikbird]

Can we bring Andy Carroll back now?

 

[dantes]

Surley Pacheco will still be around now.

Hahahaha remind me what were you telling me yesterday?

 

[gkmacca]

Dempsey signs to Spurs for SIX fucking million, That's SIX! Well done for all the haggling!

 

[hmmmmm1]

We spend 3 months chasing clint, spurs sign him in 2 hours

 

[dmishra]

just wait it out.

Fuck off. If this doesn't happen, I promise to start a movement to hound you off the site.

 

[dantes]

Dempsey to Spurs £6m

Bullet dodged. Now we can deal with our free fall of the face of a cliff in peace.

 

[Hansern]

They wanted more from us though apperantly.. Serves us right for fucking about this summer