Top 5 all-time posters

[Modo]

Ryan, knows his shit but is a bit pretentious about it. His constant bickering with Dreamy is a bit annoying but anyway I'd say that he's the most knowledgeable regarding football.
Dantes is smart.
Oncy and Gene are funny.
Ruairi is funny and weird.
Woland is fucking nuts

That's my top 5.
LTW, Fabrio, Lucas, Piedro, themn, refugee get honourable mentions for being cool cats.


Oh and Malibu for all the likes.
and Whirly for being a fellow Downing hater.

There are more but I can't be arsed.

 

[Fabio]

Who the fuck is fabrio you dick

 

[refugee]

Ryan, knows his shit but is a bit pretentious about it. His constant bickering with Dreamy is a bit annoying but anyway I'd say that he's the most knowledgeable regarding football.
Dantes is smart.
Oncy and Gene are funny.
Ruairi is funny and weird.
Woland is fucking nuts

That's my top 5.

Isn't that 6....

 

[themn]

Who the fuck is fabrio you dick

Sounds like some shit you bung in with your washing to make it all soft and sweet-smelling.

Are you soft and sweet-smelling, Jr.Windever?

 

[the count]

I couldn't possibly pick five favourite posters.
Maybe one or two but not five.

 

[Athens]

@Modo Weird? I'm weird?

No I'm not.

 

[jimmy]

Me, Oncy, via my dear departed mum.

I'm with LTW on this. I couldn't begin to pick just five.

And there was I trying to hide that dark side of your identity, to orotect you from the ISIS Britons...

 

[Modo]

Isn't that 6....

Oncy and Gene are a package deal. Goes to show that it's hard to pick 5.

 

[jimmy]

Me, Oncy, via my dear departed mum.

I'm with LTW on this. I couldn't begin to pick just five.

And there was I trying to hide that dark side of your identity, to orotect you from the ISIS Britons...

 

[Modo]

@Modo Weird? I'm weird?

No I'm not.

You're in the funny weird category with your naked ladies.

 

[Judge Jules]

And there was I trying to hide that dark side of your identity, to orotect you from the ISIS Britons...

Is that why you said this twice? 😉

 

[Athens]

Me, Oncy, via my dear departed mum.

I'm with LTW on this. I couldn't begin to pick just five.

So you're just Jew-ish then?

I believe that's the second time I've used that joke on here. It never gets old.

 

[Judge Jules]

Unlike me. 😉

 

[nealmac]

Fuck. I forgot about count ruairi and gene.

 

[jimmy]

Is that why you said this twice? 😉

No. It's because I was using my phone while shaking ahead of the game...

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Farkmaster
Binny
Doctor Mac
Athens
Keniget

Ryan poss. in top 10.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Athens is a good poster, but it feels like there are rooney-rule style attempts to get a ginge into some of these lists.

I mean, it's top 5 posters of all time! Ruairi just posts the same four jokes and lots of nice arses repeatedly.

Oh.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Farkmaster
Singlerider

 

[Leo]

Woland is like the uncle I always wanted.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Woland is like the uncle I always wanted to put his thumb in my arse.

 

[Leo]

I'm sure he'd have the poppers on hand like.

 

[Bradley]

Athens is a good poster, but it feels like there are rooney-rule style attempts to get a ginge into some of these lists.

I mean, it's top 5 posters of all time! Ruairi just posts the same four jokes and lots of nice arses repeatedly.

Oh.

That is great, I've been taking the piss out of him for the last 15 years about that.

 

[Athens]

That is great, I've been taking the piss out of him for the last 15 years about that.

Just the 15 years?

 

[Bradley]

Yeah the 8 years before that those jokes were new and fresh.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

ONCY
Don't need to explain this one really. Lifeblood of the site.

JUDGE JULES
Absolute gentleman. Always respectful of others' viewpoints, however contrary to his own. Also, is Jesus.

KENIGET
Very, very rarely disagree with this dude on football matters.

FOXFORCEFIVE
When I win the lottery I'm gonna fly this cat out to Australia and we're gonna do *all* the beak and go shopping for the best tech stuff and then do some more beak.

SPIONKOP69
Enjoyed his posts since way back in the Koptalk days, seems a great person offering lifts to every cunt and admire his courage in being so open and helpful to everyone battling demons. Top poster.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

Was just reminiscing about posters past, and can't believe I almost forgot about 'Dave' aka CheshireDave.

He'd have to be my most missed, just above Spidey and the *old* Sheikh who used to drop all kinds of fucking knowledge and laughs up in here. That's no diss to the *current* Sheikh either....Just wish he was able to post more.

Inevitable nod to Brendan, I have rarely witnessed an internet poster able to deliver crushing insults with such verve and panache. Same taste in beats too.

 

[Halmeister]

I have only thought about this for the last 2 minutes (because none of you twats seem to realise I even exist!) but I would definitely have Fabio, Keniget and Ryan in my list. Keniget is always right on football related matters, and Ryan is almost always right. Fabio is never right, but he's cute so...

 

[Mamma Mia]

Farkmaster
Singlerider

Farkmaster
Singlerider
Gerry_A_Trick

 

[Whirly]

In my one year or so here.

Modo
Herr Onceared
Ryan
Jason
Moron

Probably the ones who entertain me the most.

Next ten in no order: Binny, Red Astaire, Frogfish, Doc Mac, Ruari, Fabio, DMishra, FF5, Rurik, Studsup.

I'm sure I missed a bunch.

 

[leftpeg]

Ryan
Oncy
Sheik
Rosco
Piedro
FF5

When we were Kings...