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Poll THE PADDY THREAD. HE'S GONE TO GROUND

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Re: PANIC OVER. WE HAVE LOCATED PADDY. HE IS ALIVE.

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=43805.msg1264990#msg1264990 date=1296161198]
yup
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Yup to him posting?

And he's defo not dead like?
 
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[quote author=themn link=topic=43805.msg1264999#msg1264999 date=1296161987]
He updated his facebook today.
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spooky ...
 
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"Pressed the snooze button 19 times and counting"
 
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[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43805.msg1265006#msg1265006 date=1296162422]
Surely you'd lose count if half asleep?
[/quote]Maybe he has 20 or 30 beads/beans in a plastic cup, and another plastic cup next to it and each time he presses snooze he moves one of the beans/beads out of the full cup into the empty cup and then he counted them up before he posted on facebook?
 
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NOt sure why he's not on here though; he's inconvenienced Dave, but he can just say sorry and cover Dave's losses.

He hasnt done anthing terrible.
 
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[quote author=Avvy link=topic=43805.msg1265011#msg1265011 date=1296162602]
NOt sure why he's not on here though; he's inconvenienced Dave, but he can just say sorry and cover Dave's losses.

He hasnt done anthing terrible.
[/quote]I agree, but this thread isnt exactly a lovely welcoming come home sign is it.

Its not a huge issue.

'Look i couldnt make it and felt bad for letting you down, im really sorry man, heres the money, im fucking useless'

The end.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265010#msg1265010 date=1296162564]
Maybe he has 20 or 30 beads/beans in a plastic cup, and another plastic cup next to it and each time he presses snooze he moves one of the beans/beads out of the full cup into the empty cup and then he counted them up before he posted on facebook?
[/quote]

Once he get's exactly half way through his beans and, seeing as he's half asleep, how will he know which is his bean taker cup and bean putter cup ?
 
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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=43805.msg1265016#msg1265016 date=1296162841]
Once he get's exactly half way through his beans and, seeing as he's half asleep, how will he know which is his bean taker cup and bean putter cup ?
[/quote]Different colour cups OBVIOUSLY!!
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265014#msg1265014 date=1296162758]
I agree, but this thread isnt exactly a lovely welcoming come home sign is it.

Its not a huge issue.

'Look i couldnt make it and felt bad for letting you down, im really sorry man, heres the money, im fucking useless'

The end.
[/quote]

Yep. Sorry I've been a scurrilous cad and awful rude with my lack of communication. Take my sincere apologies along with three of my prize Shetland pony herd and let us move forwards unto the sunset.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265019#msg1265019 date=1296162933]
Different colour cups OBVIOUSLY!!
[/quote]

What if he's colour blind ? OR the plastic cups only come in one colour ?
 
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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=43805.msg1265024#msg1265024 date=1296163068]
What if he's colour blind ? OR the plastic cups only come in one colour ?
[/quote]Then he could write with a Sharpie on each one 'IN' and 'OUT'
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265014#msg1265014 date=1296162758]
I agree, but this thread isnt exactly a lovely welcoming come home sign is it.

Its not a huge issue.

'Look i couldnt make it and felt bad for letting you down, im really sorry man, heres the money, im fucking useless'

The end.
[/quote]

Exactly. I wanted to draw a line on this thread earlier. All Paddy has to do is say I fucked up, sorry, cash is on the way. Then he goes back to being Paddy and he can enjoy this site again. Simples.

He won't get a ticket on here again in a hurry but that's his own fault.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265025#msg1265025 date=1296163164]
Then he could write with a Sharpie on each one 'IN' and 'OUT'

[/quote]

I see. He'll have to reset his bean cups each evening then.
 
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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=43805.msg1265029#msg1265029 date=1296163313]
I see. He'll have to reset his bean cups each evening then.
[/quote]Well DUUUUUhhhhhh.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265030#msg1265030 date=1296163344]
Well DUUUUUhhhhhh.
[/quote]

What if they're jumping beans ?
 
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Millie Clode is looking FUCKING FRESHYNA tonight :-*

And how fucking special needs does Van Bommell look.

He looks like if you said to him 'Hey Mark its chips for tea' he'd throw his arms in the air and say 'CHIIIIPPPPYYYY CHIIIIPPPPPSSS!!!'
 
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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=43805.msg1265034#msg1265034 date=1296163436]
What if they're jumping beans ?
[/quote]He would use cups with lids and take it off to transfer a bean then replace the lid carefully.
 
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If he used coffee beans, and a good percolator he could use just one cup and said percolator for bean putting AND end up with a nice cup of Joe in the morning,
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265037#msg1265037 date=1296163507]
He would use cups with lids and take it off to transfer a bean then replace the lid carefully.
[/quote]

Fuckin el he may as well just get up.
 
Re: PANIC OVER. WE HAVE LOCATED PADDY. HE IS ALIVE.

I reckon he was lying on his back, staring up at the ceiling, contemplating the level of cuntishness he's reached, counting the snooze button re-sets.
 
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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=43805.msg1265041#msg1265041 date=1296163581]
Fuckin el he may as well just get up.
[/quote]Im just answering your fucking limp dick questions man, dont give me your fucking attitude.
 
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Surely he knows people on here will read his Facebook too?
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265044#msg1265044 date=1296163652]
Im just answering your fucking limp dick questions man, dont give me your fucking attitude.
[/quote]

You should have some cake. And a nice cup of tea. You arsey chimp.
 
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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=43805.msg1265047#msg1265047 date=1296163764]
You should have some cake. And a nice cup of tea. You arsey chimp.
[/quote]Do you know what. I just had some cake. I never eat cake, but someone gave us this Genoa cake for Christmas and its been sat there unopened and going out of date since then and its out of date tomorrow so i thought fuck it, i'll snick off a little piece. So thats what i did.
RANK!
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265051#msg1265051 date=1296163863]
Do you know what. I just had some cake. I never eat cake, but someone gave us this Genoa cake for Christmas and its been sat there unopened and going out of date since then and its out of date tomorrow so i thought fuck it, i'll snick off a little piece. So thats what i did.
RANK!
[/quote]

There's just no pleasing you lately is there King Arse ?
 
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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=43805.msg1265052#msg1265052 date=1296163955]
There's just no pleasing you lately is there King Arse ?
[/quote]Not with fucking cake no.
Im a savoury fan me mate.
 
Re: PANIC OVER. WE HAVE LOCATED PADDY. HE IS ALIVE.

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43805.msg1265054#msg1265054 date=1296164052]
Not with fucking cake no.
Im a savoury fan me mate.
[/quote]

Well nibble on a fucking breadstick or something.
 
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