Tello

[Skullflower]

your own
personal
tello

someone to score you goals

someone with pace

 

[Sunny]

Yeh I can see ALL of these catching on in the Kop. Wheres the effort lads ? I mean, simply replacing the words Hello, Yellow or Mellow with Tello without any thought to the rest of the verse is just fucking lazy. Tut. And as for Skully just replacing random fucking words.....belter

Jons take on the Yellow Submarine is the most likely I reckon. More likely is he doesn't sign at all.

 

[Skullflower]

lol

 

[Fabio]

Fuck off sunny, mine was the best and in line with our recent creative efforts

 

[Skullflower]

your own personal tello.

it's ace. watch it go.

 

[Sunny]

Fuck off sunny, mine was the best and in line with our recent creative efforts

It was arse-in-sling worthy la

 

[Modo]

Good morning starshine
His name is Tello.
He twinkles up above
He twinkles below.

Gay competition won.

 

[Sunny]

That's shite.

 

[Modo]

That's shite.

No shit.

 

[Sunny]

No shit.

No, shite.

 

[Buddha]

Tello,
you've just got to score a goal,

Cos they wonder where you are
And they wonder what you do
Please do another step-over
Cos Downing's ones are poo

 

[Modo]

No, shite.

No way.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

I haven't written anything, because I'm not really good at that type of thing. But I did a drawing.

It's me, in the nip, with a dog!

 

[Buddha]

Skully?

 

[Brizzle]

to the tune of "hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go"

Tello, Tello,
He's ours now watch him go,
(add another line.. can't think of one now...)

 

[Skullflower]

to the tune of "hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go"

Tello, Tello,
He's ours now watch him go,
(add another line.. can't think of one now...)

fucking hell that's dire. not even taking the piss are you?

 

[Brizzle]

fucking hell that's dire. not even taking the piss are you?

I never take the piss..

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's staying at Barca so you can drop the fucking shite ditties now.

 

[Skullflower]

maybe barca don't want to strengthen us.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

this was clearly all a ploy by barca to steal some amazing original songs for their player

 

[LarryHagman]

If he reads this thread, he'll never sign.

 

[Skullflower]

we've dodged a bullet here. he's shite.

 

[Leo]

He just came to say Tello.

Now stay the fuck where you are

 

[Halmeister]

Tello, Tello, Telloooo
Tello, Tello, Telloooo
Tello, Tello, Telloooo Bluuuuuuu-uuuuuues.

 

[Halmeister]

In fairness, I've won. It's pronounced "Tayo" and I'm on the only cunt that has done that (twice!)

Bite me.

 

[Y1]

The is is a LOLLOL TELLO thread. The title should be changed.
*guffawing away*

 

[localny]

No tayto for us. Ah well

 

[the count]

In fairness, I've won. It's pronounced "Tayo" and I'm on the only cunt that has done that (twice!)

Bite me.

Look again Hal


Oh, and thanks for the invitation.
I just might.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

In fairness, I've won. It's pronounced "Tayo" and I'm on the only cunt that has done that (twice!)

Bite me.

It doesn't matter how he pronounces it mate ... it matters how WE pronounce it. Hence, you're wrong and all of us are right. Sorry.

 

[Oncy]

Tello, Tello, Telloooo
Tello, Tello, Telloooo
Tello, Tello, Telloooo Bluuuuuuu-uuuuuues.

Aye i can see the kop singing Bluuuuuu-uuuuuuues!
Tsk.