Swansea Match Thread

[Markeh]

Joe Allen marking a man twice his size as usual

 

[FoxForceFive]

Saw what you like about our pitch, at least it doesnt have glitter all over it.

Good punch from seeeeemooooon

 

[Mystic]

Swansea have started very well.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Joe Allen marking a man twice his size as usual

I think we assign marking in reverse order.

Our smallest player marks their largest & it goes from there.

 

[Markeh]

shit shot Daniel

 

[Markeh]

I think we assign marking in reverse order.

Our smallest player marks their largest & it goes from there.

so they can trip over our little ones?

 

[Markeh]

what the fuck ref?

 

[FoxForceFive]

We need to wake up. Don't think we've started yet.

 

[Mystic]

Two misplaced passes and the pundits are questioning whether Sakho should have been brought back into the team, lol.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Nervy start at the back from Sakho. Hendo booked after 5 minutes. Fans in good voice.

0-0 after 10 minutes.

 

[Mystic]

We need to wake up. Don't think we've started yet.

Definitely haven't, this game needs someone to take it by the scruff of the neck.

 

[Markeh]

I find Sturridge very frustrating at the moment

 

[Leo]

Skrtel saving our bollox again.

 

[Farkmaster]

This game has an unusually casual pace to it, and we have not settled.

 

[Mystic]

We badly need a kick up the arse, haven't started at all here.

 

[Leo]

That ball dribbling out for a corner summed up the game so far.
Even the ball can't be arsed.

 

[Leo]

Good tackle by Joe.
Cop the fuck on here.

 

[Markeh]

great tackle Joe Allen

 

[Farkmaster]

That looked like some tackle from Allen.

 

[Mystic]

God, Moreno squeals like a little girl haha.

 

[Hansern]

Naughton knees Moreno and East tells Moreno to calm down.

Sound.

 

[Farkmaster]

Rodgers sick of watching us go nowhere down the flank with Lallana.

 

[Leo]

Henderson is playing like a mong.

 

[Markeh]

Joe Allen putting in an early claim for man of the match

 

[Mystic]

Fucking dire this.

 

[Hansern]

We really need to wake up here. Awful

 

[Farkmaster]

Did we run a charity marathon yesterday or something?

 

[Skullflower]

Get Gerard on

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

we're not playing well at all..

 

[Mystic]

Where's the pressing? Why aren't we attacking this game?