Swansea Match Thread

[Judge Jules]

We will win this.

Swansea playing with no strikers..

Gomis out

They would have done the same with him in the team.

 

[jon545660]

Gomis is playing.

 

[C/O]

She said something totally different to me

You poor, poor bastard.

 

[Judge Jules]

Gomis is playing.

Good.

 

[Buddha]

Gomis is playing.

Lets hope he mistakes his name for a direct order.

 

[jon545660]

Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Allen, Henderson, Lallana, Moreno, Coutinho, Sterling, Sturridge.
Subs: Jones, Johnson, Toure, Lovren, Gerrard, Lambert, Markovic.

 

[Leo]

Like that team.
So we're obviously going to lose now.

 

[Oncy]

Thats our best team imo.

I hope they perform.

 

[jon545660]

Swansea City XI: Fabianski, Naughton, Amat, Williams, Taylor, Ki, Cork, Shelvey, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.

 

[Buddha]

Swansea City XI: Fabianski, Naughton, Amat, Williams, Taylor, Ki, Cork, Shelvey, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.

 

[rurikbird]

Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Allen, Henderson, Lallana, Moreno, Coutinho, Sterling, Sturridge.
Subs: Jones, Johnson, Toure, Lovren, Gerrard, Lambert, Markovic.

I wonder if Sterling or Lallana is playing RWB.

 

[jon545660]

I wonder if Sterling or Lallana is playing RWB.

Sterling I reckon.

 

[red_maradona]

I was worried that a weeks rest or so would give time for Brendan's brilliance to unravel itself with a new eureka like formation after endless pondering. Let's hope his opting for continuity produces the results.

 

[Oncy]

Jamie Carragher is boring as fuck as a pundit.
Like mindnumbingly tedious.
Id rather listen to a fucking mandrake.

 

[doctor_mac]

Jamie Carragher is boring as fuck as a pundit.
Like mindnumbingly tedious.
Id rather listen to a fucking mandrake.

Hey. He's earned the fucking right to be boring. Old school defensive punditry.

 

[Oncy]

Hey. He's earned the fucking right to be boring. Old school defensive punditry.

Its like listening to a Ryan post.

 

[doctor_mac]

Its like listening to a Ryan post.

Watching it with Aimee and she's like 'why are the men drawing circles and squares?' I couldn't really answer her.

'Er tactics'.

 

[Oncy]

Watching it with Aimee and she's like 'why are the men drawing circles and squares?' I couldn't really answer her.

'Er tactics'.

Tell her its a bore off and Jamie is the champion.

 

[Ryan]

Its like listening to a Ryan post.

Ha.

 

[Oncy]

It does worry me how good this team is.
Its normally when I look at the team and think its a fucking pigs ear we win.

 

[doctor_mac]

Tell her its a bore off and Jamie is the champion.

I could never diss Carra to my daughter. Not happening mate. Alright for me to have a bit of craic, but next thing Carra's on the telly and she's like, 'there's that boring old dick Daddy', and I'm like, 'don't you fucking dare madam. Bed! Now! No fucking supper'.

 

[Oncy]

Hahahahaha

 

[Oncy]

Id like to see a big game from Daniel Sturridge tonight.
Who has been largely lazy, greedy and fucking rubbish since he has come back from injury.

 

[Farkmaster]

That was a terrific corner from coutinho.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Jamie Carragher is boring as fuck as a pundit.
Like mindnumbingly tedious.
Id rather listen to a fucking mandrake.

I was just thinking 'this is dull', then spot Luke lying on the carpet, as only a child can, legs bent, toes pointed towards the ceiling, hands on face, watching intently.

This, the 6 year old lad who wont watch more than ten minutes of a match. He watched it all, now the match has started & he's watching some dude Minecraft on his iPad.

*sigh*

 

[Markeh]

Nice kick Simon

 

[Farkmaster]

Hahaha.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I wanted to beat these before the match. Now I want to beat them primarily cos of that horrific 'lets get ready to rumble' dance megamix thing they play before kick off. Chavvy much?

 

[Markeh]

Henderson desperate to get himself a yellow tonight

 

[Oncy]

Things I hate about modern football #238
'Every foul is now a yellow card'