Super Mario

[the count]

Who would have thought that @Avmenon could be proved to be a master of photoshop

 

[ILD]

Debut versus City? What a big LOL that would be.

On a side note, how soon before rival fans try use the 'Why Always Me' against us?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Fabrizio Romano ‏@FabrizioRomano 3m
Balotelli has said his good byes. He's now eating pizza, extra cheese and a large artichoke heart in honor of Liverpool #LFC

 

[ILD]

I hope he doesn't turn up at the press conference in an Everton shirt.

 

[Mystic]

 

[SummerOnions]

You missed out Coutinho

 

[Athens]

This will throw bib theory into disarray.

 

[Mystic]

You missed out Coutinho

He's rightfully on the bench.

 

[ILD]

The first transfer thread I've camped in since the window opened. Where's @Herr Onceared? Pitch your tent, i've found a good spot. Can mate? Sausage sandwich?

 

[Brizzle]

God, don't you wish twitter rumours were banished. Bloody @Hansern and his pointless threads....

 

[Roopy]

Milan are selling a player who has scored 30 goals in 54 games for less than he was bought for lol.

 

[ILD]

God, don't you wish twitter rumours were banished. Bloody @Hansern and his pointless threads....

His Moreno 'lies' were worse. Ruining the forum.

 

[ILD]

IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

Won't believe it til I see him holding up the scarf.

 

[FoxForceFive]

IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

Won't believe it til I see him holding up the scarf.

With a tattoo of a liverbird on one side of his face.

 

[Jack D Rips]

When Origi arrives our strike force will be BOSS

(stolen)

 

[FoxForceFive]

The first transfer thread I've camped in since the window opened. Where's @Herr Onceared? Pitch your tent, i've found a good spot. Can mate? Sausage sandwich?

I've brought some marshmallows to roast for afters & some jaeger to wash the beer down.

*unfolds camping chair*

 

[mark1975]

Its on, as mental as it is, IT'S ON.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Its on, as mental as it is, IT'S ON.

Like Donkey Kong.

*has no idea how many people will get the other reference in there to Marios first appearance before reading this bit*

 

[Squiggles]

Can't wait to see him on Renshaw Street painting his new Camel, Davros, bright red, whilst fingering a line of Mongolian dwarves. Before tucking into a Zabzy's.

 

[ILD]

It's going to be horribly wonderful. Like merging Halloween with Christmas.

 

[Glen C]

I'm trying to get excited, but i keep thinking about how i used to love it when city played balotelli against us as i knew he'd be easy to mark. I've just never seen him as a threat against us at all. Plus i was happy for him to be in the premiership because i always knew he was going to do something stupid or get himself sent off to weaken city. I was praying city kept him as i knew he was a fuckwit who would do something stupid every now and again. He hasn't changed and never will most likely.

 

[Woland]

If we can just get Falcao on loan as well then I reckon we'll be quite good.

 

[Brizzle]

I've brought some marshmallows to roast for afters & some jaeger to wash the beer down.

*unfolds camping chair*

I have a crate of warm carling.. proper camping!

 

[mark1975]

Is this the signing that will define Brendan's reign?

 

[Brizzle]

I'm trying to get excited, but i keep thinking about how i used to love it when city played balotelli against us as i knew he'd be easy to mark. I've just never seen him as a threat against us at all. Plus i was happy for him to be in the premiership because i always knew he was going to do something stupid or get himself sent off to weaken city. I was praying city kept him as i knew he was a fuckwit who would do something stupid every now and again. He hasn't changed and never will most likely.

I usually completely disagree with your opinion so this pleases me.

Do you actually follow his life so closely to be able to say "he hasn't changed" or is it just a stab in the dark?

 

[FoxForceFive]

I have a crate of warm carling.. proper camping!

Fuck that, take it properly chilled & fling it straight in the river by your tent tied well to a rope attached to a tree.

Pull out a few at a time replacing the crate with a double bagged carrier & you've got near chilled lager.

Don't recommend doing it with bacon like my dickhead mate did. Some fish chewed through the packet & ate some & left the rest ruined by the water.

I've put a crate in already lads, so we're sound.

 

[mark1975]

Didn't he criticise Milan's training methods lately?

 

[Mors]

I will 'love it' if we sign Ballotelli, my favourite part is that he's a fucking nutter. He's not the sort of nutter that Suarez was, he's a 'for fucks sake Mario' sort of nutter. He'll be by far my favourite signing of the summer if we get him. Lovren the most important, Ballotelli my favourite.

 

[SummerOnions]

 

[Oncy]

The first transfer thread I've camped in since the window opened. Where's @Herr Onceared? Pitch your tent, i've found a good spot. Can mate? Sausage sandwich?

Mate im here.
Im scared and confused by all this, but i love a fucking campfire singsong.
*kumbaya's all over the fucking place*

Ps - If this happens im shaving a mohawk in tonight. Bellee dat.