Sterling has rejected a second contract offer from Liverpool.

[Farkmaster]

I'm a journalist... Make my own.

 

[Farkmaster]

If I want a good shit sauce though... I turn to HP fruity.

 

[Mystic]

Sorry Mystic, I didn't make the rules.

I consider it fair comeuppance for you guys giving me false hope about the situation by bumping this thread with posts about bloody table sauces.

 

[doctor_mac]

I consider it fair comeuppance for you guys giving me false hope about the situation by bumping this thread with posts about bloody table sauces.

I sympathise Mystic, I really do. But posting on a wildly tangential topic in a thread isn't a banning offence. If you check up rule 43, 'Deliberately misleading posters on a new signing', subsection d, 'Misleading posters on a current player signing a new contract....' is a banning offence.

It is there in black and white.

 

[Oncy]

I hope he doesnt sign now.
That will show you cunts.

 

[doctor_mac]

That will show you cunts.

That doesn't sound so bad.

 

[Mystic]

I sympathise Mystic, I really do. But posting on a wildly tangential topic in a thread isn't a banning offence. If you check up rule 43, 'Deliberately misleading posters on a new signing', subsection d, 'Misleading posters on a current player signing a new contract....' is a banning offence.

It is there in black and white.

You had me for a second!

 

[doctor_mac]

You had me for a second!

Red Maradona will think you're gone after that.

 

[ILD]

I hope he doesnt sign now.
That will show you cunts.

This is like the Eriksen situation all over again. Remember when posters didn't want us to sign him as they had grown so tired of KHL bumping threads?

 

[Judge Jules]

Lea & P, I presume, sir?

Yes indeed. Although I sheltered from the rain in the factory's main entrance once when I got caught in a cloudburst as I was walking past, and the smell from inside the factory was appalling, but the sauce is still boss.

 

[Athens]

Yes indeed. Although I sheltered from the rain in the factory's main entrance once when I got caught in a cloudburst as I was walking past, and the smell from inside the factory was appalling, but the sauce is still boss.

I was on a guided tour of a brewery and the smell there in some parts wasn't the best. Didn't put me off beer at all.

 

[cloggypop]

I nearly got put off Lea & Perrins as it is made out of hairy fish.

 

[SummerOnions]

I nearly got put off Lea & Perrins as it is made out of hairy fish.

Only nearly?

I don't like anchovies, dissolved or not

 

[cloggypop]

Only nearly. It's too nice.

 

[C/O]

I came in here to ketchup on the sterling situation, and all you pricks are doing is talking about sauce.

 

[Athens]

I blame his agent, jumping on the Sterling gravy train.

 

[SummerOnions]

Sterling does need to be careful where he gets his mayonaise

 

[FoxForceFive]

Sterling does need to be careful where he gets his mayonaise

Well yeah, he doesn't need any more kids.

 

[SummerOnions]

Well yeah, he doesn't need any more kids.