So another thread about Coutinho

[Modo]

You sure that's our Phillipe? He looks massive in those videos.

I'd look massive too if I was surrounded by midgets.

 

[refugee]

You sure that's our Phillipe? He looks massive in those videos.

You'd look big too if you had tiny balls.........wait................something has went wrong with this sentence.

 

[Red Astaire]

Just found out that Coutinho is the cousin of Juninho the very same guy that played for Middlesborough all those years ago. What a player he was as well. This makes me happy 🙂

 

[The Slugmonster]

Just found out that Coutinho is the cousin of Juninho the very same guy that played for Middlesborough all those years ago. What a player he was as well. This makes me happy 🙂

Coutinho seems to have a bit more commitment to his defensive duties from what Ive seen though . As classy as Juninho was going forward he was more of a luxury player. That boro team got relegated after all.

 

[Mystic]

I'd like it if he was as good as Juninho as free kicks

 

[Modo]

I'd like it if he was as good as Juninho as free kicks

I don't remember Juninho being much of a free kick taker. Maybe you're thinking of Juninho Pernambucano.

 

[Mystic]

I don't remember Juninho being much of a free kick taker. Maybe you're thinking of Juninho Pernambucano.

Possibly, they both have the same name. The one im thinking of played for PSG at one point.

 

[Modo]

Possibly, they both have the same name. The one im thinking of played for PSG at one point.

OK, the one who's related to Coutinho is Juninho Paulista, used to play for Boro. Tricky little player

 

[Red Astaire]

Coutinho seems to have a bit more commitment to his defensive duties from what Ive seen though . As classy as Juninho was going forward he was more of a luxury player. That boro team got relegated after all.

Oh yeah I suppose that's true. Going forward he was very good I remember. That Boro team on paper looked pretty good - Juninho, Ravanelli and Ziege I think. My early 90's memory is a bit hazy to say the least (I was fully immersed in the rave scene which might explain) so I'm probably totally wrong. Surprised they got relegated though.

 

[Red Astaire]

This is the guy he's related to. A fine player imo.

 

[the count]

his curls are gone

 

[Modo]

Noooooooo

 

[dantes]

Well of course. This is Liverpool, as quickly as we happen upon a genius of a player who seemed in every respect immune to the disease of 'sign for us and become fucking shit', we conspire to turn him into a total cunt by means of a haircut. A fucking haircut.

 

[keniget]

Ah it was good whilst it lasted.

 

[juniormember]

RIP

 

[mark1975]

If the whole midfield walk out with hair like that tomorrow, cf the blonde bombshells Henchoz, Babbel, Hyypia and Ziege at Leeds, I'll be very fucking unimpressed.

He looked like a Brazlian, now he looks like a Liverpool reserve.

 

[Fabio]

Life isn't fair

 

[Modo]

He looked like a Brazlian, now he looks like a Liverpool reserve.

suso...

 

[mark1975]

suso...

That's who I thought it was at first!

 

[Modo]

That's who I thought it was at first!

me too

 

[jexykrodic]

Well of course. This is Liverpool, as quickly as we happen upon a genius of a player who seemed in every respect immune to the disease of 'sign for us and become fucking shit', we conspire to turn him into a total cunt by means of a haircut. A fucking haircut.

By that theory Andy Carroll should be monstrously good.

 

[mark1975]

Well, if he's shit tomorrow, we can blame some gay hairdresser.

 

[Mystic]

Fuck me how Grey is Jamie.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck me how Grey is Jamie.

He should speak to Steven 'just for men' Gerrard.

 

[The Slugmonster]

Nooooooooooooooooo. All he needed was a tache to be Harry Enfields first Scouserinho. Now he has one of those generic gay mario gomez/suso haircuts, nooooooooooooooo.

 

[King Binny]

Andrew Beasley ‏@BassTunedToRed

49s​

#LFC have averaged 2.0 points per game since Coutinho's first start (22 from 11 matches)

 

[The Slugmonster]

Andrew Beasley ‏@BassTunedToRed

49s​

#LFC have averaged 2.0 points per game since Coutinho's first start (22 from 11 matches)

Similar form next season and that'll be 76 points. Top 4 place beckons 😎

 

[gkmacca]

One of the best signings of the last ten years, I can't see any reason anyone would disagree.

 

[Mors]

One of the best signings of the last ten years, I can't see any reason anyone would disagree.

I can't remember the last midfielder we bought that can unlock defences like him. He's a brilliant little player.

 

[hmmmmm1]

He is one of those signings which our rivals used to make and we would would sign pennant.