Smack in the face or a kick in the nuts?

[Sunny]

Jerry ? JERRRRRYYYYYYYY !!!! Come back ! Guide us !

I fucking hate Real too, the posh Spanish twats, but I hate those pie eating bunch of gimps from down the East Lancs even more. . Let's hope the special needs one can sort something out for once, the egocentric weapon.

 

[Spionkop69]

Unrest at Euston as lots of trains cancelled and delayed. Old Trafford could be half empty if they don't sort it out soon.

 

[C/O]

I think away goals will be key here. Hopefully Di Maria rapes Rafael and Madrid get an early goal, force the scum to open up.

 

[Hansern]

Utd have won the last 13 and drawn 1 of the last 14 knock out games in the CL.

 

[23carragold]

HALA MADRID - and I can't stand the bastards.

 

[Markeh]

Hi I'd like to register for my kick in the balls please, or smack in the face, whichever goes with a Real Madrid win.

It'd feel like a tickle compared to watching United win this thing again anyway.

 

[ILD]

Real all the way innit. Who in their right mind would want United to win a knock out CL tie?

Shouldn't even be up for discussion. Sort it out Fox.

 

[doctor_mac]

Is it worse to step in a shit or fall face first into a shit with some of it flying into your mouth?

*ponders*

 

[Oncy]

Hahaha.

I dont usually watch the champions league when we arent in it, but im making an exception tonight in the hope the blag Ronaldo humiliates his former colleagues.
If United win I will simply blot it from my memory as I have everything they have won this last 20 years.

 

[Sunny]

If United win I will simply blot it from my memory as I have everything they have won this last 20 years.

Were you not listening to a word Jerry said ? For fucks sake Once.

 

[Sunny]

Is it worse to step in a shit or fall face first into a shit with some of it flying into your mouth?

*ponders*

You'd be positively gagging on the stuff if you wanted those lot to win. You'd be retching like a motherfucker

 

[Oncy]

Were you not listening to a word Jerry said ? For fucks sake Once.

I had actually missed that post.
Lol at your response.
x

 

[Spionkop69]

You see Fox, its threads like these that confirm your idiocy 😉

 

[Hansern]

Rooney on the bench

 

[23carragold]

Also, I don't have any 'nuts', so I'm hoping a 'smack in the face' is a Madrid win.

 

[Spionkop69]

If Utd win its a kick in the nuts and a smack in the face.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Come on Real you gang of twats, muller the cunts.

 

[peterhague]

Massive call from Sir Alex to drop Rooney, but if anyone can make it work Fergie can.

 

[Oncy]

Two games are going through my head.
Us bashing Madrid 4-0
And Madrid bashing United with a Ronaldo hat trick.

FORZA MADRID*






*and then Bayern or Dortmund to smash these Spanish fuckers and win the cup.

 

[Spionkop69]

Massive call from Sir Alex to drop Rooney, but if anyone can make it work Fergie can.

Arselicker

 

[themn]

Two games are going through my head.
Us bashing Madrid 4-0
And Madrid bashing United with a Ronaldo hat trick.

FORZA MADRID*






*and then Bayern or Dortmund to smash these Spanish fuckers and win the cup.

Scum actually won that game against Madrid, 4-3.

It was at the Bernabeu that the damage was done.

3-1.

Zidane took the living piss out of them.

I can never find footage of *that* leg.

 

[Markeh]

I maintain that 99% of Ronaldos free kicks are shite and he's actually not that sure where they're going but if he catches it a certain way it'll dip nicely over the wall into the net.

 

[Oncy]

This high line Madrid are holding will cost them the tie.

 

[dee]

Alonso is playing so I'm enthusiastically supporting Madrid


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[Sunny]

The goalie just saved with his Queensberries !

 

[Oncy]

Fuck sake, United have Kagawa, Young, Valencia, Hernandez and Rooney on the bench.
As the years roll by their squad remains fucking ridonk.

 

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[Red Astaire]

I can't believe they started that massive fanny Nani - He seems to be playing well though. Utd are going to win this me thinks. 🙁

 

[Oncy]

Im as nervous as watching us ffs.

 

[Spionkop69]

Is there a game on?