The moderate hipsters I can stand. Generally, things are ok in moderation.
It's the ultra hipsters that really annoy me.
The ones who:
- drink locally brewed beer/ale .. & by local I don't mean booze from your own country or city (a brand most would recognise) ... I'm talking about some piece of shit brew literally some random cunt up the street has brewed in their bathtub & bottled up in re-used glass bottles and is on sale as the local hipster bar.
- suddenly have plants every-fucking-where in their house ... and no, these are not plants in normal plant pots ... these plants have been taken out of the pots they came in & re-planted into a plastic bucket or empty nutella/vegemite container.
- ride a bike everywhere they go ... but no, they can't be seen on a normal mountain bike ... it's got to be a piece of shit bicycle from the 60's that someone threw out in their rubbish bin.
- wear shoes that are cheap knock offs of already cheap shoes ... eg: some random brand no one has heard of which looks exactly like a Converse Chuck Taylor or Vans shoe (those brands are just too mainstream man)
