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Mystic coined the term 'An Arsenal Haircut' but flash haircuts aren't really limited to Arsenal players. The dickhead haircut is so common now that it has spread to regular folk like our very own Jordan Henderson. Perhaps this phenomena can be tied in with @Woland's thesis on 'mumfordisation'.

Adam Lallana is 100 % guilty of sporting a flash haircut. He comes back from injury with a new hair cut each time. Mystic is correct to an extent, Arsenal player take the biscuit. Giroud for example is taking the piss with some of his hair styles.

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So what is acceptable? Where do we stand on Aaron Ramsey's effort?

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I've no problem with it btw and even like it but maybe that's because I'm a dickhead. Does it enrage our older posters?
 
It extends to the entire lifestyle, that's why I hate it so much, all the 20 somethings around where I live dress like it, they think they're models, ridiculous hair, selfies every five seconds, wearing the latest shit from GQ magazine (or most affordable knockoff) and generally being a bunch of girls, they all just need to man up , this isn't just hating on metrosexuals, taking pride in your appearance is great, however they all look like fucking clones, the Giroud cult. There seems to be a direct correlation between the players who look like that, and the players who crumble like paper under any form of pressure, something Arsenal have been renowned for (although not so much this season), it's probably because they're more worried about looking photogenic than actually playing football.
 
Kun Aguero had a flash hair cut and always delivers. Exception to the rule?
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ILD said:
Kun Aguero had a flash hair cut and always delivers. Exception to the rule?
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For me yes, I think it's because the Giroud cult seem to be the type of players who go down like they've been shot, and proper sulk when things don't go there way, and vanish when things are against them. Aguero is just immense, and never stops working, so can be forgiven.
 
Sanchez also looks ridiculous with his, whatever the fuck that is haircut, and his skin tight shirts.

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hmmmmm1 said:
The OP must be a baldy?
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Me? Or Mystic?

Can't speak for Mystic but I'm not a 'baldy' anyway. I don't mind the flash hair cut. I wouldn't ever go full Giroud on it myself as I wouldn't pull it off but I don't see much wrong with Ramsey's haircut.
 
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