Shots Fired....
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Ha ha, Brazil of all people making that gag! The British media are heartbroken and bitter that Mario hasn't really been the bad boy of their dreams since he came here. They've been reduced to scouring his instagram account for pics they can knowingly misinterpret. Now he's having a sauna. Oh, the horror!
Clean your fucking shoes.
My favourite insight into how frazzled the buffoon is came when he was interviewing someone about a memorial tribute show for Bob Monkhouse. After about one minute in, Brazil asks how Bob is these days! The stunned silence after, as the other bloke realises he's dealing with a complete imbecile, is funny enough, but then Brazil actually tries to wriggle out of it by claiming he heard 'two different versions of it'. That's an absolute classic! Two different versions - presumably, 'he's still dead' and 'he came back to life'!
A SAUNA! HOW RACIST MARIO!
Moet is shite champagne.
He looks like a builder's thumb.
Fat drunk cunt.
Brazil's a joke. You've only got to listen to how his colleagues on TalkSh!te refer to him to know they laugh at him as much as anyone else does.
The other chap looks worried in that picture. Looks like he might fear an impending bumming.
The ironic thing about Brazil is that Andy Gray pretty much stole his whole act as a co-commentator. In the early days, when Brazil still had the drink under semi-control, he stamped his signature on that earthy, authoritative, phrase-friendly Scottish delivery, only to see Gray come along and - as he slipped into a reliance on the sauce - copy every mannerism he had ("What a hit, son, what a hit," for example, sounded like classic Brazil). Which I guess pushed him over the edge into the 24/7 guggling. It's sad for him that he's now at a radio station where they seem to find it hilarious that he's drinking himself to death.
He's probably right though
Nyyaahh! Well, it was a cheap shot at a footballer who is supposedly looking for a new employer(or being forced to). This kind of thing is run of the mill for football fans, but this 'Tub-O'-Drunken-Lard' is involved in the media surrounding the profession. I never wanted Baletolli and want him sold quick but this is just unfunny & bad form.
And is also a bit rich seeing as Brazil was similarly mocked at Spurs and the Mancs for being an over-priced, under-performing striker.
And rightly so.
His drink drive police station video if you really want to see him squirm.
Thinks he comes across better then most would.
Well if being pissed in charge of a car then thinking you shouldn't get done for it, but doing it in a nice way counts, then yes.
This bloke is just a low grade Gazza with a job that allows him to indulge his drinking at loads of corporate events. Nice duty of care
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