Shane Long

[Leo]

See, it wasnt that hard was it?

It was hard.
*brushes hair off poppy*

 

[Sunny]

Bony looks a better buy and more prolific as well as being a similar price.

 

[Fabio]

Bony looks a better buy and more prolific as well as being a similar price.

Never really seen bony so can't compare

Funnier name though, so he's obviously worth it

 

[Sunny]

Never really seen bony so can't compare

Funnier name though, so he's obviously worth it

Plus he's not Irish. You're forgetting to discriminate, silly. A Long-Bony-Cox combo would be an interesting commentating combination

 

[Leo]

13 caps for the Ivory Coast with a 1 in 4 record.

 

[Fabio]

13 caps for the Ivory Coast with a 1 in 4 record.

Club level?

 

[Sunny]

13 caps for the Ivory Coast with a 1 in 4 record.

And 14 league goals in 13 appearances this season as well as 12 in 28 last season (compared to Longs massive total of 8 in 32) and 2 years younger than Long as well. He's just an example. Long's OK he's just not 'excellent'

 

[jexykrodic]

Useful player Long, but I don't think he'd improve our squad to CL standard.

 

[Irfan the Red]

Don't want shane long, we need a player with da skilz of Suraez.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Long would be ok, but he's not going to get much better, and his form is not likely to be constant. I imagine if we already had him, we'd be divided about whether to keep him or not. I think we could do a lot better, I'm just not convinced we actually will, give our recent record in signing goal scorers.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I'm a big Shane Long fan. I love the way he gets into position for crosses and how hard he works to get to the ball and hold the line until reinforcements arrive. Also he seems to have the innate ability to get to where he needs to for the easy chip in goals.

 

[Whaddapie]

This is a fucking belter of a thread... More! MORE!!!

 

[Red Astaire]

And 14 league goals in 13 appearances this season as well as 12 in 28 last season (compared to Longs massive total of 8 in 32) and 2 years younger than Long as well. He's just an example. Long's OK he's just not 'excellent'

Long is shite Sunny - We both know it. Stop being polite 😉

 

[Leo]

Well we bought a striker for 10 million in the summer who can't score a league until Feb but then again he has a sexy name so we are well sorted.

 

[Fabio]

Well we bought a striker for 10 million in the summer who can't score a league until Feb but then again he has a sexy name so we are well sorted.

Very true.

He's shit for being injured. Weak boned Italian cunt!

 

[Fabio]

Very true.

He's shit for being injured. Weak boned Italian cunt!

Shit! I was being discriminatory

 

[Leo]

We are all in this together sings the mods and ex mods alike.
Will I clap me hands?

 

[Fabio]

We are all in this together sings the mods and ex mods alike.
Will I clap me hands?

If you like

 

[Leo]

If you like

Just have.
It felt super.
Just let me know when the weekly rimming of the moderator starts and then I can be excused.

 

[Fabio]

Just have.
It felt super.
Just let me know when the weekly rimming of the moderator starts and then I can be excused.

I like to be surprised, so i'm afraid I can't tell you when I'll be rimmed

 

[Sunny]

Well we bought a striker for 10 million in the summer who can't score a league until Feb but then again he has a sexy name so we are well sorted.

Damn our lack of ability to read the future !

 

[Fabio]

Damn our lack of ability to read the future !

I blame rodgers

 

[Sunny]

We are all in this together sings the mods and ex mods alike.
Will I clap me hands?

Cool ! Discriminatory and conspiracies too !

In the meantime, we've had a whip round to buy you a plot to replace the one you seemed to have lost

 

[Leo]

Damn our lack of ability to read the future !

His history suggested that he doesn't score until after Christmas so a mind reader we don't need.
Just someone who can tell for sure if the player is good enough for Liverpool.

 

[Fabio]

His history suggested that he doesn't score until after Christmas so a mind reader we don't need.
Just someone who can tell for sure if the player is good enough for Liverpool.

.... There's every chance he would have scored in the league if he didn't get injured

You're basing your opinion on little

 

[Sunny]

His history suggested that he doesn't score until after Christmas so a mind reader we don't need.
Just someone who can tell for sure if the player is good enough for Liverpool.

His history also suggests that he scored 1 more league goal than Shane Long in 8 less games.

 

[Woland]

Shane Long is basically Peter Odemwingie's fluffer.

 

[Leo]

Cool ! Discriminatory and conspiracies too !

In the meantime, we've had a whip round to buy you a plot to replace the one you seemed to have lost

The sold sign would suggest that the plot isn't in Liverpool.

 

[Leo]

His history also suggests that he scored 1 more league goal than Shane Long in 8 less games.

46 and 12 =9 and 6
Yeah

 

[Sunny]

46 and 12 =9 and 6
Yeah

Oh right you're going that far back. Let's go back when Long was 20 then shall we ? He scored 3 in 29. Cosmic. Although this thread isn't actually about the Fabio Borini straws you're clutching at its about whether or not Shane Long is excellent, which he's not