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REASONS TO HATE CHELSEA....

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That was my first trip to Stamford Bridge. I know you're meant to remember how brilliant the event was but my main memory is how shit the ground was. Even by 80s standards. It was falling apart.
 
It's as if he was thinking of us...

Mourinho threatens to play weakened Chelsea team against Liverpool

• José Mourinho plans protest at being made to play on Sunday
• Manager to seek Abramovich's consent but could forfeit title
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Chelsea's manager, José Mourinho, will 'listen to the club' over his team selection against Liverpool. Photograph: Paul Gilham/Getty Images
José Mourinho is threatening to rest virtually his entire Chelsea team and potentially hand Liverpool the Premier League title after revealing he will seek permission from Roman Abramovich to pick a deliberately weakened side in protest at being made to play the game on Sunday.
Mourinho's plan is likely to infuriate the Premier League and also has serious ramifications for Manchester City, who are relying on Chelsea to beat Liverpool and throw the title race back open.
However, Mourinho is furious that the game was not switched to Friday or Saturday when Chelsea have the second leg of their Champions League semi-final against Atlético Madrid at Stamford Bridge the following Wednesday and is willing to risk sacrificing their slim chance of the title unless Abramovich, the owner, blocks him.
The Chelsea manager was speaking after learning that Petr Cech dislocated a shoulder in the goalless first leg at the Vicente Calderón and that John Terry suffered an ankle injury that is likely to end his season unless they reach the final.
"I can't decide by myself," Mourinho replied when asked how the injuries would influence his team selection at Anfield. "I have to listen to the club. I'm just the manager and I have to listen to the club.
"The fact that the match is on Sunday, I think that puts the problem not in my hands but in the hands of those who decide the game should be Sunday, not Saturday or Friday. We represent English football and are the only [English] team in European competition.
"Spain have four and give them all the conditions to try to have success. So I know what I would do. I would play the players who are not going to play on Wednesday. My priority is the Champions League. But I'm not the club. I have to speak to them."
Chelsea are five points behind Liverpool with three games to play. City, in third spot, are another point behind Chelsea but have a game in hand and could potentially win the league on goal difference if Liverpool lose this weekend and Manuel Pellegrini's side win all their fixtures. It was put to Mourinho that he should have the final say rather than anyone else at Stamford Bridge. "I'm not the most important person in the club," he said. "Roman and the board … everybody is above me. I work for them and have to follow what my club decides. I'm just a piece. I'm the manager, no more than that."
Cech was taken off after a heavy fall 18 minutes into a game of few opportunities and Terry was injured in the second half. "Petr Cech's season is over," Mourinho said. "And for John, we have to play in the final for him to play again."
Chelsea's problems before the second leg are also exacerbated by the fact that Frank Lampard and Mikel John Obi were booked and are now suspended for the second leg. "We had problems before the game and during the game," Mourinho continued. "We lost four players – two with injuries and two with yellow cards – but we will fight.
"If we have to play the kids, we play the kids. But Branislav Ivanovic is back. Mark Schwarzer [Cech's replacement] showed we can trust him. People such as Ashley Cole, with an amazing performance, giving an example. Before the game we were speaking about the game of their lives for Atlético Madrid. Now the game of their lives is at Stamford Bridge."
 
what utter shite he's spouting.

though thats nothing new.

he's obviously a winner, but what an utter wanker he is.

dirty moaning little shit anti-Christ.

from smooth talking to eye-gouging in 60 seconds.

odious little shit managing an odious team with even more odious fans.

i stepped in fresh dogshit 2 days ago; when i see his face im reminded of the disgust felt in cleaning it.
 
"Spain have four and give them all the conditions to try to have success. So I know what I would do. I would play the players who are not going to play on Wednesday. My priority is the Champions League. But I'm not the club. I have to speak to them."


Errr. Atletico play later on Sunday than you do Jose, you Tony Pulis wannabe
 
Dan Kennett ‏@DanKennett 9h Chelsea "reserves" vs #LFC likely to feature Matic & Oscar who would be the 2 most expensive players on the pitch
 
I did this tweet earlier. It was quite popular.

Thundercock@FatherWoland 2h
I know it's a cliché but if Chelsea were playing in my back garden, I'd call in a napalm strike on my back fucking garden.
I've just "followed" you and saw a previous tweet.................."My mate Barry said that he heard that Jon Obi Mikel is the bastard lovechild of Grace Jones and a blob fish. He doesn't usually tell fibs". Aces.
 
I've just "followed" you and saw a previous tweet.................."My mate Barry said that he heard that Jon Obi Mikel is the bastard lovechild of Grace Jones and a blob fish. He doesn't usually tell fibs". Aces.
@fatherwoland is boss. Anyone who is on twitter follow him quickly.
 
Showing absolutely no loyalty to any of their managers despite them achieving success. Hiddink won the FA Cup, Ancelotti wins the double one year out the next, Di Matteo wins the FA Cup and the Champions League, pushed the following season, their shambolic treatment of Benitez who won the Europa League for them.
 
Mourinho`s reasons for loaning out Lukaku, believing he was being cunning in damaging his rivals bid for the title, then as it played out we had a few special agents ourselves.
 
For that sheer belief that they deserve fucking anything. Jumped up little oligarch upstarts pretending that waving plastic flags and 'avin a fakkin cocknee captain gives them class and respect is so far off reality it just makes me laugh.

They're the worst kinda people, like reverse racists, self-deprecating billionaires and no-longer-followed C-listers and the more they go into fabricated tantrums and calculated dummy-spitting the less I find myself hating them and the more I find some sort of weird, pathetic pity.

They just don't get it
 
Cos they have zero identity.

They're like the kid in school who has no mates but his dad owns a business so he buys all the cool shit so he can try to buy friends, has his family bring kids to expensive party's & McDonald's all the time. He dresses the same as everyone else did last week, cos he's always trying to play catch up.

Yet despite all this effort, everyone still fucking hates the little cunt, cos he has no identity, no redeeming features that aren't a facsimile of someone else's & no personality of his own.

Chelsea are that fat kid offering other kids sweets so they don't pick on him
That's why I hate them, that's why you hate them, & that's why no one respects them, including their own fans.
 
Lot's ov very valid points here. they are a massive cunt of a club. However I find it hard to hate Chelsea for playing shit.... I love that they are playing shit. I would really really hate them if they played brilliant on top of all that other shit!!!!
 
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