No further match comments neccessary, but ratings are as follows:
Reina (9) - a majestic display. Would have been 3-0 without Pep.
Carra (5) - he made a couple of errors that could have cost us, which has knocked a point off his score, but wasn't given much help by Skittles.
Skittles (3) - horrendous. He was hopeless challenging in the air, and when he did make contact, it flew off at all angles, because he's got a head like a fucking pine-cone dipped in vaseline. Distribution was appalling.
Konch (6) - decent, solid display. Let one or two crosses come in from the left, but overall our best defender.
Magic (4) - he made his usual few bursting runs and was our only threat from the flanks, but he looked ponderous and dim-witted in defence. Almost like he was a bit pissed or something. Looks big aswell, and not in a good way.
Jova (5). Ordinary. He made a coupel of meandering runs, but always came in from the flank, and doesn't really look that comfortable out on the wing. Perhaps because he isn't a winger.
Cunt 1 (3). Another pallid, ineffectual cunt of a display from Lucarse, who is a truly abysmal player. He did fuck all except pass sideways or backwards, showed no speed of body or mind, didn't make himself available and simply chased the opposition around like an 8 year old special needs kid who has been allowed to be play with the big boys in the park
Cunt 2 (3). Dear oh dear. Crapsen was equally as shit as his disabled midfield partner; he's slow as fuck and showed no bite or appetite for a battle. Looks a Championship player at best. Robbie Savage is a better player. The sooner he fucks off the better.
Maxi (3). So where are allthe divs who want this clown to play ahead of Kuyt? A lumbering passenger. Shite.
Gerrard (6). He was largely a frustrated figure, but was the only outfield attacking player to show any drive or desire to win. Deserves better than this team, these owners, and this manager.
Torres (4). way below par. He had one or two decent runs, but was starved of service from the dross on the wings and the two cunts in midfield. That doesn't excuse his demenaour.
Hodgeson (4). Budgie-faced old loser.
