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Sunny

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Here's mine although they really don't warrant the effort taken to put them down.

Reina - 6
Masher - 4
Kyrgriakos - 4
Carra - 4
Insua - 4
Lucas - 3
Masher - 5
Gerrard - 4
Maxi - 4
Yossi - 4
Kuyt - 2
Torres - 4
Johnson - 4
Aqualani - 5
Babel - 4

Benitez - 2

In summary a big hairy sweaty pile of sloppy steaming poo. A performance not worthy of a League Two side. A fucking disgrace.

I cannot wait for the next "privilege" of watching Liverpool. Yay. Joy. Twats.

Say goodbye to the Champions League and if you think we'll get a result from Lille you must be mental.
 
Reina - 7
Masher - 5
Kyrgriakos - 5
Carra - 4
Insua - 3
Lucas - 1
Gerrard - 4
Maxi - 4
Yossi - 4
Kuyt - 1
Torres - 3
Johnson - 4
Aqualani - 6
Babel - 4

Benitez - 0
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39209.msg1065862#msg1065862 date=1268085425]
Fucking shite the lot of them apart from Mascher and Aquilani.
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x2

babel had a little go as well
 
Worst performance for quite some time.
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I'm refusing to rule out Champions League as we're still only one point a drift but it's not looking good.
 
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=39209.msg1065866#msg1065866 date=1268085483]
Worst performance for quite some time.
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I'm refusing to rule out Champions League as we're still only one point a drift but it's not looking good.
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You're too optimistic for your own good. It's almost admirable.
 
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=39209.msg1065866#msg1065866 date=1268085483]
Worst performance for quite some time.
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I'm refusing to rule out Champions League as we're still only one point a drift but it's not looking good.
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Please KHL. How can you be optimistic STILL?

We're fucking SHITE mate. DIRE. WOEFUL. PATHETIC. SHAMBOLIC. CRAP. GUBBINS. DROSS. WANK. BOLLOCKS. TURD. RUBBISH. HOPELESS. INADEQUATE. DISTRESSING. DOLEFUL. SORRY. DEPLORABLE. LAMETABLE. PITEOUS. TRAGIC. ROTTEN. SORROWFUL. WRETCHED

Do you catch my drift ?
 
Gerrard, Kuyt, Yossi and Insua were ridiculous. I thought the Greek and Masher did well enough. That was about it, one flurry from Babel before turning to shite, and some decent passes from Aqua man. Maxi.. Doing an excellent impression of The Invisible Man, again.
 
Maxi is obviously well past his best, injuries have taken their toll.

The midfield Voronin.
 
Dismal. Shit. Shameful.
Fuck Off Benitez, you're a joke.

Reina (6). Made several good saves

Insewer (- 9 billion). Useless. Fat. Fucking. Cunt. Go away you're an embarrassment.
Zorba (5). All the mobility of an Easter Island statue
Carra (5). Some good interceptions, but some horrific passing
Masher (6). Showed some drive and determination, but caught out a few times too

The Invisible Cunt (n/a). Please! Just leave our club now. I fucking hate you, you're a fucking massive twat.
Gerrard (4). Bossed about in midfield by a ginger child.
Maxi (6). MOTM. At least looked like he knew how to play attacking football.
Casper (4). The Israeli ghost didn't scare anyone

Kuyt (4). Pretty horrible
Torres (5). Our most dangerous atacker and hit the post. That's about it, though. Not right.

Benitez (0). Adios.
 
I wouldn't bother posting your ratings to be honest. It's not worth the energy.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=39209.msg1065857#msg1065857 date=1268085334]
Here's mine although they really don't warrant the effort taken to put them down.

Reina - 6
Masher - 4
Kyrgriakos - 4
Carra - 4
Insua - 4
Lucas - 3
Masher - 5
Gerrard - 4
Maxi - 4
Yossi - 4
Kuyt - 2
Torres - 4
Johnson - 4
Aqualani - 5
Babel - 4

Benitez - 2

In summary a big hairy sweaty pile of sloppy steaming poo. A performance not worthy of a League Two side. A fucking disgrace.

I cannot wait for the next "privilege" of watching Liverpool. Yay. Joy. Twats.

Say goodbye to the Champions League and if you think we'll get a result from Lille you must be mental.
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Did you give Masher two different scores (RB and CM) on purpose?
 
Reina - 6
Masher - 6 - 2 points for actually giving a shit. If I were you kid, leave in the summer. You deserve better.
Kyrgriakos - 4
Carra - 4
Insua - 3 - He's really gone backwards this season. He shouldn't be anywhere near the 1st team next year
Lucas - 2 - Pathetic performance. I really would rather see Aqua play - at least he needs to prove something. Lucas is already a guaranteed starter because 'Rafa trusts him'.
Gerrard - 4 - extremely disappointed. You lead by example. If this was a war, Gerrard's troops would have fought like the Froggies.
Maxi - 4 - not the right time to judge a new signing considering how poor we are but poor.
Yossi - 4 - Easy Easy logic for Rafa. Yossi on left = SHIT. Yossi in middle = good. Yossi on right = good.
Kuyt - 1 - Horrendous. He shows up for all big games as per Ryan. I guess now that our season is over we won't be seeing any good performances from him.
Torres - 4 - Rusty. Poor lad, if Barca came in for him this summer and I was him, I'd leave.

Subs:
Johnson - 5 - did nothing wrong
Aqua - 5 - Nice to see someone who wants to pass - pity no one wants to return the favor for '1-2s'
Babel - 4 - I feel bad for this kid. Like Aqua, he's in the "Rafa won't start me two games in a row no matter what I do" Club. If Rafa stays next year, he should leave. For his own sake.

Benitez - 1 - Please leave. Please.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=39209.msg1065886#msg1065886 date=1268085759]


That was about it, one flurry from Babel before turning to shite
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Another shot at Babel. Excellent. I mean, most players including your favorite like Crouch, would turn a game around in 7 minutes when everyone is playing shit. I wonder what it's like playing for a manager who you know has no faith in you no matter what you do. He could score a hat trick vs Manure, and he'd be cursed by half the forum for not chasing one ball down and dropped by Rafa the next game.
 
This is how low we have sank.
We are arguing over which of our players are the shittest 🙁
 
I've defended Insua for most of this season, but that performance was just something else. Aurelio will go in the summer and we need a new LB sharpish.
 
[quote author=franklyfrank link=topic=39209.msg1066273#msg1066273 date=1268100227]
Pepe 6 - had very little to do, no chance for the goal. good distribution as usual.

Mascherano 6 - did a solid job at right back and one of few that played for the shirt(as usual).

Carra 4 - battled hard but caught out a few times and poor distribution. not at his best.

Greek 6.5 - motm for me. covered well, tackled and dominated in the air. he continues his fine form.

Insua 1 - i've never rated him but tonight was the final nail in the coffin. atrocious display.

Maxi 6 - one of our more prominent and lively players..some nice touches and link up play. unfort didnt lead to a goal

Gerrard 2 - shocking. looked disinterested, slow and got outplayed by a 19 year old.

Lucas 3 - passed it nicely at times but still not up to it in such an important position.

Benayoun 2 - had a mare, lost the ball every time. not the only one though.

Kuyt 2 - (see above)

Torres 5 - probably not fully fit yet but he still looked our main threat(and only threat tbh). missed a few good chances though.
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Reina - 6
Masher - 5
Kyrgriakos - 3
Carra - 3
Insua - 3
Lucas - 1
Gerrard - 3
Maxi - 2
Yossi - 3
Kuyt - 1
Torres - 3
Johnson - 3
Aqualani - 4
Babel - 4

Benitez - -50 .. doesnt even deserve a fucking rating the useless cunt

disgrace
 
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[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066293#msg1066293 date=1268105134]
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What's the weather like?
 
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=39209.msg1066305#msg1066305 date=1268108302]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066293#msg1066293 date=1268105134]
RA RA RA FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK RA RA RA CUNT FUCK RA RA RA :ANGRY AS: RA RA MAD
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What's the weather like?

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Brutal.

It was a long weekend here too with yesterday being a Public Holiday. It pished down all day long.

Did you get up at 5am (that right?) to watch that shite?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066309#msg1066309 date=1268109584]
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=39209.msg1066305#msg1066305 date=1268108302]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066293#msg1066293 date=1268105134]
RA RA RA FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK RA RA RA CUNT FUCK RA RA RA :ANGRY AS: RA RA MAD
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What's the weather like?

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Brutal.

It was a long weekend here too with yesterday being a Public Holiday. It pished down all day long.

Did you get up at 5am (that right?) to watch that shite?
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My cousin in Melbourne said there was hail stones as big as golf balls. Did that affect you Ryan?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066309#msg1066309 date=1268109584]
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=39209.msg1066305#msg1066305 date=1268108302]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066293#msg1066293 date=1268105134]
RA RA RA FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK RA RA RA CUNT FUCK RA RA RA :ANGRY AS: RA RA MAD
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What's the weather like?

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Brutal.

It was a long weekend here too with yesterday being a Public Holiday. It pished down all day long.

Did you get up at 5am (that right?) to watch that shite?
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It was 4 am and, no, don't be daft. I learned my lesson earlier in the season. I've IQ'd it to watch later, can't wait.
 
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=39209.msg1066312#msg1066312 date=1268110054]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066309#msg1066309 date=1268109584]
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=39209.msg1066305#msg1066305 date=1268108302]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39209.msg1066293#msg1066293 date=1268105134]
RA RA RA FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK RA RA RA CUNT FUCK RA RA RA :ANGRY AS: RA RA MAD
[/quote]

What's the weather like?

[/quote]

Brutal.

It was a long weekend here too with yesterday being a Public Holiday. It pished down all day long.

Did you get up at 5am (that right?) to watch that shite?
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It was 4 am and, no, don't be daft. I learned my lesson earlier in the season. I've IQ'd it to watch later, can't wait.

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Not even I can put a silver lining on that performance Larry. It was utter homo from start to finish.

Enjoy.
 
I didn't watch it, I went to sleep.

Tho I did dream we lost 2-1 and I woke up feeling down in the dumps.

True story.
 
I was actually thinking if I should get up to watch but decided against it.

Good decision in the end, I guess.
 
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