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[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=37046.msg983768#msg983768 date=1257770944]
Macheda.
Welbeck.
Van Persie.
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Macheda is a great call.
But Welbeck? He looks lika a lamb.
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is he related to titus warigwa n'gathi ?
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=37046.msg983768#msg983768 date=1257770944]
Macheda.
Welbeck.
Van Persie.
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Macheda is a great call.
But Welbeck? He looks lika a lamb.
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is he related to titus warigwa n'gathi ?
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=37046.msg983996#msg983996 date=1257782574]
It's always at such moments that I long for a giant Reeves and Mortimer-style frying pan to smack him hard in the face.
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Oh, yes, very much agreed!
A face you could never get tired of hitting
It's always at such moments that I long for a giant Reeves and Mortimer-style frying pan to smack him hard in the face.
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Oh, yes, very much agreed!
A face you could never get tired of hitting
Either of the above will suffice.
Now, before you actually consider, nay, decide, nay, go ahead and attempt to slap the very round and much larded cheeks of one Garth Anthony Crooks - OBE - I would ask you to pause, if only for a minute, and reflect - carefully, deliberately, rigorously and, er, carefully - on what the fair and fragrant Portia said at a certain stage in Shakespeare's justifiably classic stage play The Merchant of Venice: "The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath..."
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=37046.msg984030#msg984030 date=1257784775]
Either of the above will suffice.
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I'd happily break down her back door...
Either of the above will suffice.
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I'd happily break down her back door...
Seeing as we've drifted on to TalkShite, I give you Mike Muppet Parry:
Tottenham Vs Everton, 27/10/09 (League Cup) - Mike Parry makes a knob out of himself
Tottenham Vs Everton, 27/10/09 (League Cup) - Mike Parry makes a knob out of himself
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=37046.msg984045#msg984045 date=1257785610]
Now, before you actually consider, nay, decide, nay, go ahead and attempt to slap the very round and much larded cheeks of one Garth Anthony Crooks - OBE - I would ask you to pause, if only for a minute, and reflect - carefully, deliberately, rigorously and, er, carefully - on what the fair and fragrant Portia said at a certain stage in Shakespeare's justifiably classic stage play The Merchant of Venice: "The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath..."
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Brilliant, macca. ;D
On the subject of TalkSport, despite the guy being an ex-Red I'd like to add Ray Houghton, arrogant little gobsh!te that he is. Last but absolutely not least, one who's increasingly getting on my wick as time goes on, Gary "Smug Fuckwit" Lineker and his constant little "cheeky chappie" digs at us.
Now, before you actually consider, nay, decide, nay, go ahead and attempt to slap the very round and much larded cheeks of one Garth Anthony Crooks - OBE - I would ask you to pause, if only for a minute, and reflect - carefully, deliberately, rigorously and, er, carefully - on what the fair and fragrant Portia said at a certain stage in Shakespeare's justifiably classic stage play The Merchant of Venice: "The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath..."
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Brilliant, macca. ;D
On the subject of TalkSport, despite the guy being an ex-Red I'd like to add Ray Houghton, arrogant little gobsh!te that he is. Last but absolutely not least, one who's increasingly getting on my wick as time goes on, Gary "Smug Fuckwit" Lineker and his constant little "cheeky chappie" digs at us.
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=37046.msg984073#msg984073 date=1257787862]
Ireland. The player, not the population.
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What, THIS man??
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Yep, then I'd like to knife his wheels.
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=37046.msg984073#msg984073 date=1257787862]
Ireland. The player, not the population.
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What, THIS man??
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Yep, then I'd like to knife his wheels.
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=37046.msg984072#msg984072 date=1257787840]
Ginsoak Jnr's just been sacked, by the way.
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Well, they didn't hang about. Might turn out to be a big mistake, that. Surely you can't become a bad manager overnight, any more than a bad player.
Ginsoak Jnr's just been sacked, by the way.
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Well, they didn't hang about. Might turn out to be a big mistake, that. Surely you can't become a bad manager overnight, any more than a bad player.
Do you mean that literally, Spoin?
She is a fooking dog mate.
She is a fooking dog mate.
Ashley Cole.
Then, when he's down...
Then, when he's down...
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He looks a bit of a cock, but I quite like Bentley.
He's generally really honest and avoids all the shite football cliches.
Talented player, too.
He's generally really honest and avoids all the shite football cliches.
Talented player, too.
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[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=37046.msg984030#msg984030 date=1257784775]
Either of the above will suffice.
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I'd happily break down her back door...
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This comment just made snot fly out of my nose in two streams of goo.
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=37046.msg984030#msg984030 date=1257784775]
Either of the above will suffice.
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I'd happily break down her back door...
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This comment just made snot fly out of my nose in two streams of goo.
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