Prove You're a Better Manager Than Kenny

[StevieM]

The SCM Premier League has openings for new managers, with a new season starting in a few weeks.

Take charge of your own team, train your players, pick your formation and tactics and try and out think you opposition.

We have an active competiition of 5 leagues of 8 teams. It's an online management game that's great fun, the banter's hilarious and it's more addictive than crack.

Judge Jules has just secured the Premier League title from the dominant Refugee, while Kenny4PM & Ross were relegated and KLH romped the Championship.

Sunny even put gave us our own little Subforum - so come and join the fun - you'll not regert it.

Anyone interested, please join us here :-
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?board=28.0

or send me a PM and I'll fix you up with all the details.

 

[Sunny]

Kenny4PM relegated ? I thought he was riding high a couple of months ago ? Ross being relegated is completely understandable though 😉

 

[themn]

I don't think I'm a better manager than Kenny, and, therefore, I'm out.

*waits for the count's response*

 

[the count]

[quote author=themn link=topic=48430.msg1470204#msg1470204 date=1327496673]
I don't think I'm a better manager than Kenny4pm, and, therefore, I'm out.

*waits for the count's response*
[/quote]Nods

 

[kingjulian]

Tittays Themn...Tittays. The game is all about the Tittays!

You know you want to join..

 

[StevieM]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=48430.msg1470201#msg1470201 date=1327496585]
Kenny4PM relegated ? I thought he was riding high a couple of months ago ? Ross being relegated is completely understandable though 😉
[/quote]

We call him Roy4PM now.

You need to join us Sunny... you know you want to

 

[Athens]

Maybe we need some sort of incentive to encourage people to join.

For Themn we could send a photo of tittays for every goal his team scores.

 

[themn]

Ross being relegated is hilarious.

I find it very odd that Neil doesn't play.

 

[themn]

[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=48430.msg1470223#msg1470223 date=1327498961]
Maybe we need some sort of incentive to encourage people to join.

For Themn we could send a photo of tittays for every goal his team scores.
[/quote]

I used to have a cat.

She needed to take a worming pill.

I mixed it in with her food.

She fucked it right off, for two days.

I had to force one into her gob when she was all chilled.

She couldn't be tempted.....AND NEITHER CAN I !

 

[Athens]

[quote author=themn link=topic=48430.msg1470230#msg1470230 date=1327499542]
[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=48430.msg1470223#msg1470223 date=1327498961]
Maybe we need some sort of incentive to encourage people to join.

For Themn we could send a photo of tittays for every goal his team scores.
[/quote]

I used to have a cat.

She needed to take a worming pill.

I mixed it in with her food.

She fucked it right off, for two days.

I had to force one into her gob when she was all chilled.

She couldn't be tempted.....AND NEITHER CAN I !
[/quote]
OK OK!
*backs away slowly*

 

[themn]

[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=48430.msg1470231#msg1470231 date=1327499621]
[quote author=themn link=topic=48430.msg1470230#msg1470230 date=1327499542]
[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=48430.msg1470223#msg1470223 date=1327498961]
Maybe we need some sort of incentive to encourage people to join.

For Themn we could send a photo of tittays for every goal his team scores.
[/quote]

I used to have a cat.

She needed to take a worming pill.

I mixed it in with her food.

She fucked it right off, for two days.

I had to force one into her gob when she was all chilled.

She couldn't be tempted.....AND NEITHER CAN I !
[/quote]
OK OK!
*backs away slowly*
[/quote]

*flicks tail around, indicating displeasure*

 

[StevieM]

You could call your team Tittays FC

 

[themn]

*flicks tail*

 

[the count]

Leave him, he's not worth it

 

[themn]

[quote author=the count link=topic=48430.msg1470250#msg1470250 date=1327500706]
Leave him, he's not worth it
[/quote]

Ha !

Knew you'd bite eventually !


*goes to sleep in airing cupboard*

 

[Athens]

[quote author=themn link=topic=48430.msg1470252#msg1470252 date=1327500835]
[quote author=the count link=topic=48430.msg1470250#msg1470250 date=1327500706]
Leave him, he's not worth it
[/quote]

Ha !

Knew you'd bite eventually !


*goes to sleep in airing cupboard*
[/quote]
*puts chair tight up against airing cupboard door and goes away on holidays for two weeks*

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Just please for the love of god, no more Irish managers. Get a few of them together and they're a right bunch of bullies.

 

[themn]

[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=48430.msg1470260#msg1470260 date=1327501403]
[quote author=themn link=topic=48430.msg1470252#msg1470252 date=1327500835]
[quote author=the count link=topic=48430.msg1470250#msg1470250 date=1327500706]
Leave him, he's not worth it
[/quote]

Ha !

Knew you'd bite eventually !


*goes to sleep in airing cupboard*
[/quote]
*puts chair tight up against airing cupboard door and goes away on holidays for two weeks*
[/quote]

*is let out by neighbour who comes by to check on house and hears me meowing and reports errant owners to RSPCA*

 

[StevieM]

*purchases cloth sack from hardware store and collects bunch of rocks from garden, in anticipation of visit to local river*

Here kitty kitty!

 

[themn]

*looks out of window of lovely new house and stares with disdain at man outside*

 

[themn]

[quote author=Kenny4PM link=topic=48430.msg1470263#msg1470263 date=1327501551]
Just please for the love of god, no more Irish managers. Get a few of them together and they're a right bunch of bullies.
[/quote]

I seem to recall a disgruntled ex-poster saying that SCM was run by a kind of Irish mafia.

*suspicious*

 

[Sunny]

Two scousers, two Irish, one Israeli and Connor McCleod. We're quite Cosmo really

 

[themn]

I don't think the actual owners.

More the dominance of dem dere from over the water.

There *are* fuckin' loads of 'em !

 

[themn]

And who the frig is Connor McCleod ?

 

[StevieM]

Highlander

 

[StevieM]

Obviously Rafa4PM's reputation has scared a few guys off - but seriously don't be frightened.... we need new Kenny's.

Who will join us?

 

[Judge Jules]

Ladies and gentlemen, I promise you - this game is addictive. Come and get some. You know you want to.

 

[EmreChan]

I'll give it a go if someone can give me a basic run through of the different controls etc.

 

[iseered]

We got loads of people who love nothing more than going on about the finer points of this game, so you will get all the assistance you need. Send me a PM or ask in the sub forum about anything.

 

[Judge Jules]

VERY basic Cook's tour: you're given a squad of players and told their positions, ages, skill levels and form levels. You also get a budget for your club. The decisions you'll have to make are to select the team and tactics, decide which players need extra training and which ones to buy/sell (there's a transfer market in which you can see all the players put up for sale in all the leagues) and choose how to spend your money. When the matches have been played, you can either watch a kind of minute-by-minute report of the match as it unfolded or read a one-off match report.

Beyond that the best thing really is to go on the Xpert Eleven site, have a look around (especially through the rules) and register for this league, whose ID number is 79436. If you have any probs.please don't hesitate to raise them on here. StevieM is league admin.currently and the count, doctor mac and I have all done the job in the past, so any of us will be happy to help.

Good luck whatever you decide.