He seriously needs to hire Sadio’s shaman friend to un-curse himself. He’s literally millimeters from scoring in every game.
Pre Match - Fulham (H) - EFL Semi - Weds 20:00
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He seriously needs to hire Sadio’s shaman friend to un-curse himself. He’s literally millimeters from scoring in every game.
Pissing on a few goalposts could help
That is what he’s not - “all over the place”. He doesn’t track back, chase down, etc that is required for Liverpool
Well, either that or being more clinical with his shots. Both would help.
A good result. Hardly a perfect performance. Klopp grips them again and we win. Happened countless times this season, I hope it happens every week. We are mentality monsters again.
I’m not particularly looking forward to that game; we usually look rusty and lethargic after any kind of break in rhythm.
True, but Bournemouth have a 15 day break so hopefully they're a bit rusty too.
Anyway, had a look at the list of upcoming fixtures and it's going to be hectic.
It could make or break our season.
I did mean starters. Nunez and Gakpo were good when they came on.
Gomez, Konate and Kelleher I wouldn't have had above 7.
Is he talking about us or the Daily Mail?
Lol, busted.
No one is buying the 'hacked' excuse though.
He's probably thinking if I nod and look interested he might give me some minutes.
You do know there's a second leg... right?... right?
A football match is 90 minutes (and the rest).
Yep, A second leg which none of our injured players are returning for, there’s no way we’d have overturned a 1-0 loss at the cottage with that shit that started.
Not even that confident now we’ve come away with the fun we won’t fuck it up.
Nunez looks so into it, bombing round constantly trying to make things happen, like a happy spaniel dying to cheer up all the mad humans around him, looks like he's totally about to, then fucks it all up. Gakpo wanders about looking like he's got on the wrong bus and ended up in the wrong job, doesnt know what's going on and would quite like to be somewhere else, then scores mad goals.
Can't make sense of it.
Can't make sense of it.
I've been reading several books about greek myths and heroes. I've come to the conclusion that Zeus fucked his mortal mother on the sly and now Hera is being a spiteful cunt about it. Still, he's struggling his way through.
Nunez is the player who you slag every week then, at the end of the season, someone says "hey he's got 15 goals and 12 assists".
Like Dirk Kuyt, bless his socks.
He's not there when you need him but, when someone does the spreadsheet at the end of the season, he looks ace. I'm not sure if this is good or bad.
Like Dirk Kuyt, bless his socks.
He's not there when you need him but, when someone does the spreadsheet at the end of the season, he looks ace. I'm not sure if this is good or bad.
You slag him off every week, nonsensically might I add, I’m in the stands like tonight with thousands of others belting his name more times than anyone else and he came on as a sub!!!
Kuyt never managed 12 assists in his career nevermind after one season.
Went to a game did you? Hope you enjoyed it.
Kuyt made loads of assists but you were probably in your Dad's ballbag.
He was, but he was 25
Quality
Felt like going home after the first half and was heading the down the steps for the exit until I saw Nunez coming on….thought ok better head back because now is when the game really starts.
Loads of assists aye, I’ll take ya word for it Larry 😉
Ahhh Dirk - he was my hero
Well there is, it’s called quality. We just didn’t have it first half and it usually hasn’t been there in the first halves of games.
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