Post Match "We're in the Champions League Final"

[Halmeister]

Greasy Cristiano?

This is acceptable as the "greasy" negates the immense cuntery of the "Cristiano".

 

[Dreambeliever]

Fuck me. Colin Murray is Dreamy!!!!

Ha ha my fuckin secret is out

 

[Fabio]

Greasy Cristiano?

If that's not a sexual slang I don't know what is

"Last night my Mrs gave me a greasy Cristiano"

"Ooof. Not for me that.....how's the neck?"

 

[the count]

 

[gkmacca]

Asked about his previous finals as a source of insight into his preparations for this one, Klopp said, 'I will look at what I did for the previous times, and then I will change everything'.

 

[Oncy]

If that's not a sexual slang I don't know what is

"Last night my Mrs gave me a greasy Cristiano"

"Ooof. Not for me that.....how's the neck?"

Haha my first thought too

 

[darkstarexodus]

[article]Real Madrid fans may feel slightly aggrieved this morning after the Uefa.com portal published an image claiming that Liverpool are the winners of the 2017/18 Champions League.

The error which appeared in both the English and Spanish language version of the site featured a montage of various players from both finalists including (Kroos, Cristiano, Ramos, Salah, Van Dijk and Firmino) along with the text: "Season 2017/18 Winner Liverpool" accompanied with the shield of the Anfield based outfit.

The mistake was soon rectified by the Nyon based organisation as the countdown to the biggest game in European football in Kiev looms on the horizon.[/article]

Fucking jinxy UEFA cunts.

 

[doctor_mac]

Fucking jinxy UEFA cunts.

No, no, no. It's jinxy if WE do it. It's an omen if UEFA do it. Trufax.

 

[Insignificance]

No, no, no. It's jinxy if WE do it. It's an omen if UEFA do it. Trufax.

Yeah. They should know. They have been fixing games for decades

 

[Woland]

BlueFume will be all over this

 

[darkstarexodus]

No, no, no. It's jinxy if WE do it. It's an omen if UEFA do it. Trufax.

Dunno. I'm not sold. Don't think this is good.

 

[Athens]

Dunno. I'm not sold. Don't think this is good.

Don't worry, those of little faith sometimes have a hard time recognising omens.

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

$6600

That’s in Australian dollars so it’s about £1.50

 

[Flipo]

Liverpool will face Real Madrid in the 2018 Uefa Champions League final on May 26, 2018. Liverpool plays good games in their matches. But Real Madrid wants to be a consecutive 3rd-time champion. It will be a very tough match.

 

[tombrown]

Liverpool will face Real Madrid in the 2018 Uefa Champions League final on May 26, 2018. Liverpool plays good games in their matches. But Real Madrid wants to be a consecutive 3rd-time champion. It will be a very tough match.

Thank you for your in depth analysis, sir. Have a like

 

[Skullflower]

Liverpool will face Real Madrid in the 2018 Uefa Champions League final on May 26, 2018. Liverpool plays good games in their matches. But Real Madrid wants to be a consecutive 3rd-time champion. It will be a very tough match.

Churchill would have been proud of this.

 

[737Max]

Thank you for your in depth analysis, sir. Have a like

Looks like @rurikbird has competition on the analysis side. Bet he's shitting it. [emoji23]

 

[Oncy]

Liverpool will face Real Madrid in the 2018 Uefa Champions League final on May 26, 2018. Liverpool plays good games in their matches. But Real Madrid wants to be a consecutive 3rd-time champion. It will be a very tough match.

Bruv where you been this last two weeks?
Weve been confused as fuck about what happens next.

 

[the count]

Liverpool will face Real Madrid in the 2018 Uefa Champions League final on May 26, 2018. Liverpool plays good games in their matches. But Real Madrid wants to be a consecutive 3rd-time champion. It will be a very tough match.

Have you any idea where I might buy cleats?

 

[Oncy]

Have you any idea where I might buy cleats?

From Heathrow motherfucker

 

[Woland]

Mo Salad

 

[MomoWASright]

I thought Joe Anderson was a blue. The far bribe taking Cunt. Allegedly.