Next Everton manager

[the count]

Bill Kenright spotted an old lady struggling with many grocery shopping bags trying to cross the road.
"Can you manger love"? he asked
"Fuck off, I don't want the job" was the reply.



Neil Lennon by the way

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Benitez?

 

[doctor_mac]

Lennon would be interesting....

 

[Skullflower]

redknapp

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

I think Martinez has been mentioned too

 

[doctor_mac]

redknapp

Nice to see you're back.

Redknapp would be a cracking appointment. He'd have them in administration in about 3 seasons.

 

[Athens]

Nice to see you're back.

Redknapp would be a cracking appointment. He'd have them in administration in about 3 seasons.

His beloved dog Rosie would also be able to afford that new kennel she's had her eyes on.

 

[gkmacca]

With Martinez and Rodgers as managers the derby games will be weird tippy tappy things next season.

 

[doctor_mac]

With Martinez and Rodgers as managers the derby games will be weird tippy tappy things next season.

There might be the danger of Everton attempting to play football.

 

[King Binny]

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton

4h​

Worried about what happens at EFC, if/when Moyes leaves. Mark Hughes would be suicide! Not capable of following DM IMO. Martinez? Maybe

I hope Mark Hughes gets the job. 😛

 

[refugee]

O'Neil is unemployed.

TBF, Moyes was a great appointment for them and I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to replicate his success by looking at young managers from the lower leagues.

Or perhaps someone like Chris haughton

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

I think Martinez has been mentioned too

Good if it's Martinez. They'll have a few transition seasons switching away from their solid, disciplined playing style that brought them to, and kept them where they are, to a more open, swashbuckling style. With their tight purse strings though, they may have problems changing players fast enough to make the switch and could fall down the table in the ensuing seasons.

Their best bet might be to bring in someone to continue the way they've been playing. Martin O'Neill perhaps?

 

[doctor_mac]

Martin O'Neill would be a good fit for them.

Annoying? TICK

Shit football? TICK

Bullshit myth of tactical genius? TICK

 

[Skullflower]

one hilarious thing is that loads of blues in the city are talking about mourinho coming.

 

[Skullflower]

'nailed on' according to one cab driver

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Martin O'Neill would be a good fit for them.

Annoying? TICK
Shit football? TICK
Bullshit myth of tactical genius? TICK

Also looks like a character from Lord of the Rings? TICK (just think of a random goblin).

 

[FoxForceFive]

I don't understand why they'd want martinez.

They have limited funds at best & the players then have aren't suited to his style of football.

Oneill would make more sense from that point of view.

 

[hmmmmm1]

If offered it, would rafa take it?

 

[Silver Sean]

O'Neil is unemployable

TBF, Moyes was a great appointment for them and I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to replicate his success by looking at young managers from the lower leagues.

Or perhaps someone like Chris haughton

fixed

 

[Silver Sean]

Good if it's Martinez. They'll have a few transition seasons switching away from their solid, disciplined playing style that brought them to, and kept them where they are, to a more open, swashbuckling style. With their tight purse strings though, they may have problems changing players fast enough to make the switch and could fall down the table in the ensuing seasons.

Their best bet might be to bring in someone to continue the way they've been playing. Martin O'Neill perhaps?

Dave Whelan says Martinez is 'too big' for Everton. now i hate and belittle Everton as much as the next man, but that's hilarious.
I'm sure being in the bottom three for a total of about 5 years is a great recommendation for him managing the blue shite.
I hope Wigan get relegated and never come back up. Twats.

 

[Judge Jules]

IMO Rafa would not take the blueslime gig. He took some persuading even to accept the Chelsea job.

[Phones for a taxi just in case]

 

[Oncy]

I dont really care who they get. The job Moyes has done is phenomenal and the job for him following Fergie is easier imo than following him into Goodison.
They should be battling relegation every year. Fucking Stoke outspend them.

I know its probably a shit thing for a Liverpool fan to say but I think he well deserves a chance at United. Hes a brilliant manager.
I dont wish him success obviously.

 

[Silver Sean]

Nice to see you're back.

Redknapp would be a cracking appointment. He'd have them in administration in about 3 months.

Fixed

 

[refugee]

I don't understand why they'd want martinez.

They have limited funds at best & the players then have aren't suited to his style of football.

Oneill would make more sense from that point of view.

I'd imagine they will have more money than usual this summer due to Fellaini and possibly Baines leaving. Fellaini alone will probably guarantee them £15 - £20 million.

 

[Judge Jules]

I dont really care who they get. The job Moyes has done is phenomenal and the job for him following Fergie is easier imo than following him into Goodison.
They should be battling relegation every year. Fucking Stoke outspend them.

I know its probably a shit thing for a Liverpool fan to say but I think he well deserves a chance at United. Hes a brilliant manager.
I dont wish him success obviously.

Agree with most of that, but unlike you I'm old enough to remember the mess they got into when Busby moved upstairs. If they have anywhere near the same amount of trouble when Ferguson makes the same move - which hopefully they will do, and more - Moyes will find it a far harder job than the blueslime one could ever be.

 

[Silver Sean]

I'd imagine they will have more money than usual this summer due to Fellaini and possibly Baines leaving. Fellaini alone will probably guarantee them £15 - £20 million.

Well he cost 15 million so you would think so.

 

[6TimesaRed]

They where going ape shit the blueshite this morning at the mere mention of Benitez being apoointment manager..

They still aint got over his 'small club' comment..

Apparently according to Whelan.. Martinez is too big for Everton.. 😀

 

[Judge Jules]

Whelan's right for once.

 

[Oncy]

Id think Gus Poyet would be a good outside bet.

 

[Skullflower]

blues are all talking about laudrup as well. mourinho or laudrup it is then.