Yup. Gary Staker. The Italian translator who didn't know Italian (cue Ranieri waffling away for about five minutes, followed by Staker saying: 'he said it was a game of two halves'). Now 'Player Liaison Officer'. He's a bit of an obsession of mine. Reminds me a bit of George Costanza. Surely they sacked him and he just kept turning up for work as if nothing had happened. I'm dazzled by his sheer audacity.