Mourinho the twat

[Silver Sean]

From his eye gouging to his bullshit lapped up by our darling red top and sky media, this guy really is a fucking tool.
This is always the case and never far from my mind when it comes to footy, but this thing where he leaves for the dressing room and expects the opposing manager to shake his hand before he does so is the latest in the long line of wankers tricks he's pulled.
Well done Lambert and Keane for pointing out what a pathetic, childish cuntrag he is.
Fucking despise him. wish he'd stayed abroad.

 

[Red Astaire]

Which Keane? Roy or Robbie out of curiosity? Because if it's Roy he's one to fucking talk!

 

[Fabio]

Roy

 

[themn]

Here it is...

 

[Red Astaire]

Ha ha ha! Thanks @themn 🙂🙂🙂😎😀🥷😛🙂😗

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Brilliant reaction to the pompous cunt.

 

[Leo]

If he tried that on Brian Clough he'd end up in a coma.
He's an unfunny cunt that attracts the cretins of the football world to believe his own shite.
Hope someone decks the cunt shortly.

 

[Mystic]

I can't stand either Keane or Lambert, but fair play to them.

 

[Red Astaire]

Yeah that was ace to see. Fucking bellend.

 

[peterhague]

At leadt nowadays you find fewer people on here claiming to be big fans of the guy. Seems the penny has finally dropped on what a cringeworthy tosser he is.

 

[Red Astaire]

At leadt nowadays you find fewer people on here claiming to be big fans of the guy. Seems the penny has finally dropped on what a cringeworthy tosser he is.

Who was a fan? Name and shame Peter!

 

[Athens]

Dreamy is a big fan.

 

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Dreamy

About 10% of posters voted for him to replace Kenny:
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/kenny-jose-or-boas.12805/

 

[peterhague]

Who was a fan? Name and shame Peter!

I only remember one by name but there were lots of others so it'd be a bit harsh to single him out....

 

[Red Astaire]

It's funny see him make a tit out of himself. Twice the pride, double the fall.

 

[The Slugmonster]

The time someone actually does it to him in the 88th minute when Chelsea are 2 nil down is when he will taste his own medicine. It won't be Rodgers with their history so I'm hoping it's someone like Simeone in the dying moments of a champs league semi...oh how'd I laugh my arse off!

 

[Red Astaire]

Fucking this ^^^^^

 

[gkmacca]

His farcical comments before every match about Costa the chronic invalid are not even convincing most of the boneheaded hacks who used to treat such nonsense as mystical mind games. Hopefully he's run out of idiots to delude.

 

[Red Astaire]

His farcical comments before every match about Costa the chronic invalid are not even convincing most of the boneheaded hacks who used to treat such nonsense as mystical mind games. Hopefully he's run out of idiots to delude.

I thought that as well. Who he is trying to kid?

Costa is fucked speil is so boring..

 

[Markeh]

The time someone actually does it to him in the 88th minute when Chelsea are 2 nil down is when he will taste his own medicine. It won't be Rodgers with their history so I'm hoping it's someone like Simeone in the dying moments of a champs league semi...oh how'd I laugh my arse off!

That would make my day/month/season

 

[StevieM]

The time someone actually does it to him in the 88th minute when Chelsea are 2 nil down is when he will taste his own medicine. It won't be Rodgers with their history so I'm hoping it's someone like Simeone in the dying moments of a champs league semi...oh how'd I laugh my arse off!

It won't be Rodgers because our defence is well capable of conceding 2 goals by the time it'd take him to teach the tunnel after shaking hands.

 

[Red Astaire]

Actually, I have to say - Fair play to Lambert. I know it was a small thing but it was a bit of a 'Fuck off you cheeky twat'... Respect to the Villa guy.

 

[Molbystwin]

Actually, I have to say - Fair play to Lambert. I know it was a small thing but it was a bit of a 'Fuck off you cheeky twat'... Respect to the Villa guy.

Indeed.

Not waiting till the end of the game and then expecting an opposing manager to shake hands... WTF... its really really poor, and yes fair play to Lambert for having the awareness to spot it so quick.

 

[gkmacca]

Mourinho's standard explanation for leaving before the final whistle is 'I have to phone my wife to tell her the score'. Doesn't the woman have access to a bloody TV or pc?? He doesn't deserve any respect, the classless tit.

 

[Mystic]

Why doesn't he just ring her from the bench? It's all made up horseshit.

 

[peterhague]

All these stupid stunts, they're all so unbelievably tacky and naff. He reminds me of that character they used to do in the Naked Video, with the strutting cool guy always coming undone in some embarrassing way.

Or like David Brent giving his motivational speech with a backwards cap on.

That people in our media swoon and grovel and chirrup at it is just excruciatingly annoying. I mean, COME ON!!

 

[Brizzle]

UBER Cuntknuckle

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

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Dreamy

About 10% of posters voted for him to replace Kenny:
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/kenny-jose-or-boas.12805/

WTF. The options are Kenny, Jose and Boas.
It's hardly an indication of how many people want him.

 

[localny]

Who's the tacky 28? Deportation please!!

 

[Richey]

In that video, the fat guy behind Mourinho. Is that the interpreter from years back who couldn't really speak Italian? Surely he can't STILL be employed????!!