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Some I'd lose, some I'd win. I'd be happy to discuss everything relevant regarding a player, but going through countless of old posts to prove a point is what a woman would do, or the very few sad keyboard warriors on here.

What's wrong with women? Have you conveniently decided to not like them too?
 
As for the 'child' bit. Was she 15 yrs and 364 days old at the time of the 'alleged' (you love to use that word so I wonder why you aren't now) sex act ? Or even 15 & 180 days ? Because you do wonder at the abhorrence of the public crying out 'child' when 1 day or 180 days later it's perfectly legal would barely make an inside column of the Mail. A 'child' doesn't mentally mature that rapidly !
 
"This is what he is and why I said previously he'll be playing lower league football by the time he's 30"

There is loads of ridiculous posts in the old Adam Lallana threads.
 
'How are you all feeling about Mr Rodgers and the job he has done so far?
I think its widely known that I love the cunt. I especially love the fact he seems to be slimming down and trying to look like a right sexy wee cunt:
I especially love the paradoxical dichotomy between him looking like a fucking rock hard mafia don and actually being a playful oversexed pussycat. It will leave players not knowing where the fuck they stand with him and less likely to take the piss'
Thats a fucking brilliant quote hahaha
 
What's wrong with women? Have you conveniently decided to not like them too?

I love women. Thats pretty easy given I live in a country known for having loads of beautiful women.
But arguing with them isnt usually based on logic, and they have a tendency to mention stuff you did ages ago and bring it into the discussion.

Maybe you didnt know that? Given your question and obvious lack of knowledge about them, I can only conclude that you're still in a relationship with your wanksock.
 
Thats a fucking brilliant quote hahaha

Yep, excellent.
I think that came from the classic Rodgers thread when we were top of the league. We all just joined in and lavished praise on him. We genuinely thought we were winning the league. Think Shiek had some great lines in there too.
 
I love everyone we sign and every manager until they turn out to be shit.

Its pretty rare im down on a player when they come in unless I proper hate them and im gutted we sign them.

I genuinely cant think of that many.
Poulsen, Konchesky, Mongy Joe pretty sure in fact most of Roys shite I raged against.

Most players I hype to fuck because why ever not. Im still a big kid at heart when it comes to football.

I dont think ive rated Origi or Karius since they signed. Wijnaldum and Firmino though I actually think are good players and happy they are here.
 
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I love women. Thats pretty easy given I live in a country known for having loads of beautiful women.
But arguing with them isnt usually based on logic, and they have a tendency to mention stuff you did ages ago and bring it into the discussion.

Maybe you didnt know that? Given your question and obvious lack of knowledge about them, I can only conclude that you're still in a relationship with your wanksock.

Your perspective on women is truly monstrous.
 
Most players I hype to fuck because why ever not. Im still a big kid at heart when it comes to football.

Yep, where is the fun in downplaying our new signings from the off and then arguing with our own fans to prove they are in fact shite. It would probably only lead to developing a subconscious dislike towards our own players for no reason bar that's the stance you've decided to take on them.

I remember jumping on board the Lazar Markovic hype train. He ticked all the boxes for a bandwagon. Sexy name, long hair, confusion whether he was a Chelsea player or not. He had the youtube vids the lot.

I remember giving him the moniker "Serbian Kaka" to keep the hype going. He was doomed pretty quickly though, Rodgers didn't have time to nurture him as his job was becoming increasingly in threat and he needed players who were 'ready' now for the first team. That and Lazar didn't have as much space to kick the ball and run into in the Premiership. We'll always have that game against Sunderland though, when we had an opportunity to fan girl all over him.
 
Your perspective on women is truly monstrous.

'Mentioning stuff you did before and bringing it into the discussion' is entirely logical

It's called the empirical method and is the basis for scientific research

So, for example, if someone claimed that new striker X was going to be fucking amazing, it is entirely logical to go back and check how previous assertions about strikers had actually panned out, before deciding the opinion was, at best, questionable, and at worst entirely without value.
 
'Mentioning stuff you did before and bringing it into the discussion' is entirely logical

It's called the empirical method and is the basis for scientific research

So, for example, if someone claimed that new striker X was going to be fucking amazing, it is entirely logical to go back and check how previous assertions about strikers had actually panned out, before deciding the opinion was, at best, questionable, and at worst entirely without value.

Skully is a sort of philosopher, any mention of previous cock ups is going to go down as an ad hominem attack and logical fallacy. It couldn't be any other way given that they are invariably wrong about almost everything.
 
I won't drag up the quote, it might have been many, but I advocated Hyypia being dropped and sold off, to be replaced by Traore. My reasoning was his age, some misleading hype from oncy probably referring to Djimi as the new Desailly, the fact France were winning everything, and that he was left footed and would therefore fit in better on that side of the defence.

Now I don't try to use such reasoning. Instead I read what other people say, and use my sociopathic hatred and cynycism to read those peoples minds, identify that they have shit for brains, then take the opposite view. Its worked out well over the last few years, nobody notices or praises me, but I've been remarkably accurate about everything. Like a God.
 
Skully is a sort of philosopher, any mention of previous cock ups is going to go down as an ad hominem attack and logical fallacy. It couldn't be any other way given that they are invariably wrong about almost everything.

You don't understand what's fallacious about ad hominems.
 
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