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As for bad predictions, I get most signings wrong, a gift of mine you could say, my worst was without doubt Mark Gonzalez. I was grade A fanboy material for that cunt, I thought he had everything to be the next damn Robben. I remember back in the KopTalk days, I wasn't a gold member (or whatever the fuck it was called) but I made a passionate post in the peasant section about how fantastic I thought Mark Gonzalez was, and how I thought he was going to lead the club to glory. Being the charitable and honourable gentleman that Dunk is, he PM'd me a link to some gold member only "KopTalk exclusive Mark Gonzalez training video" and said I could have this one for free as I was such a big fan. I must have watched that three minute video twenty times in a row, and I was so in awe of that Chilean bellend who couldn't even outrun Richard Dunne, that I was convinced he was going to put Barnes to shame, Christ how wrong I was. Fuck me, what a cringeworthy episode that was.
 
Mystic said:
Oh that thread. When he was listing out all our good signings as committee signings and all our bad signings as Rodgers signings with no logic besides from "of course they were it was its blatantly obvious" it was hard not to be amused.
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Yeah, he claimed Tony Barrett was the source beyond all sources and used his article about Lallana being definitely a Rodgers signing and Firmino being unquestionably a committee signing. Only for Barrett to then undo it all by posting a new article about how Adam Lallana should be "very worried" about his future under Rodgers, as Bobby had clearly been brought in to replace him, something he said that Rodgers would undoubtably proceed to do.
He should stick to sucking off the Tories in GC.
 
Mystic said:
Oh that thread. When he was listing out all our good signings as committee signings and all our bad signings as Rodgers signings with no logic besides from "of course they were it was its blatantly obvious" it was hard not to be amused.
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I think that thread is in The Vault.

It's all kinds of boss.
 
Mystic said:
As for bad predictions, I get most signings wrong, a gift of mine you could say, my worst was without doubt Mark Gonzalez. I was grade A fanboy material for that cunt, I thought he had everything to be the next damn Robben. I remember back in the KopTalk days, I wasn't a gold member (or whatever the fuck it was called) but I made a passionate post in the peasant section about how fantastic I thought Mark Gonzalez was, and how I thought he was going to lead the club to glory. Being the charitable and honourable gentleman that Dunk is, he PM'd me a link to some gold member only "KopTalk exclusive Mark Gonzalez training video" and said I could have this one for free as I was such a big fan. I must have watched that three minute video twenty times in a row, and I was so in awe of that Chilean bellend who couldn't even outrun Richard Dunne, that I was convinced he was going to put Barnes to shame, Christ how wrong I was. Fuck me, what a cringeworthy episode that was.
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Don't worry, you are not alone. I was on my J1 in Cape Cod when he signed. This was before smartphones and tablets etc. Two of us cycled in blistering heat to a library so we could watch a CL qualifier on the library PC's and see Gonzales play. He scored!!! Of course he did, he was the messiah. I'm not sure he did anything else of note. Wait, he scored in the Spurs game, it's in your signature. I think I had him as my avatar at one stage and I rarely change it.
 
ILD said:
Don't worry, you are not alone. I was on my J1 in Cape Cod when he signed. This was before smartphones and tablets etc. Two of us cycled in blistering heat to a library so we could watch a CL qualifier on the library PC's and see Gonzales play. He scored!!! Of course he did, he was the messiah. I'm not sure he did anything else of note. Wait, he scored in the Spurs game, it's in your signature. I think I had him as my avatar at one stage and I rarely change it.
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It was my first game at Anfield too! The love affair was set in stone at that point.
 
ILD said:
Don't worry, you are not alone. I was on my J1 in Cape Cod when he signed. This was before smartphones and tablets etc. Two of us cycled in blistering heat to a library so we could watch a CL qualifier on the library PC's and see Gonzales play. He scored!!! Of course he did, he was the messiah. I'm not sure he did anything else of note. Wait, he scored in the Spurs game, it's in your signature. I think I had him as my avatar at one stage and I rarely change it.
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It was worse than that. We couldn't find a stream so had to listen to it online. Ha
 
manwithnoname said:
Hahahahahaha. Christ.

This shows the level of contempt I am held in
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Ha ha.. that was my fastest copy/paste job on here I have to admit, in due time before you'd discover the magnitude of your fuck up.. 😀

YOUR QUOTE WILL NOW LIVE ON FOREVER - LONG LIVE THE KENNETH!!

PS I like you Brendan, it's just a bit of fun.. CHEERS
 
manwithnoname said:
I can't even work out if you're joking
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Look I'm gullible and take everything for face value. Dont try to be clever with me, chance is I won't get it.

*I am still not even sure whether you just accidentially forgot about our Kenneth and are now just trying to cover up or whether you were actually aware all the time.. either way it doesnt really matter it was good fun though. I laughed. IRL.
 
Absurdly, I am slightly annoyed by your lack of certainty, but I will take solace in the fact it reflects worse on you than me

Even if it doesn't

I still think you're splendid though. You thick fucker x
 
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